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Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 10:48:55 PM

Rank: Penguin Wrangler

Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 4,044
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Has no idea what the word "ardent" means.



We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a little looney. And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV.

Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 11:02:26 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
OK here is the Honest to God truth Dani is really a 73 yr old Mother Superior of a very Cloistered Order of Nuns in the Baltics
ImYourHuckleberry
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 11:16:40 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/23/2012
Posts: 1,070
Location: United States
Is really a 70 year old monk with porn addiction
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 6:01:32 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
Is not your Huckleberry cause there is no such thing!
DelicateFlower
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 8:56:22 AM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 7
Location: Canada
Has an obsessive need to smell people's watches.
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 9:02:29 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
hahahahahaha loves to fuck bees.
Guille
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 9:31:07 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 20,652
Location: Madrid, Spain
Is an amateur rapper      

DelicateFlower
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 9:34:49 AM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 7
Location: Canada
Owns a rescue shelter for abandoned spice racks.
HiddenTalent
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 10:06:09 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,856
Location: United Kingdom
Has agraphobia and spends all her spare time on her computer
DelicateFlower
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 10:24:01 AM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 7
Location: Canada
Narrowly missed the world record for the longest eyebrow hair by a mere 100th of an inch.
HiddenTalent
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 10:34:01 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,856
Location: United Kingdom
haha - only because you insisted on trimming it

is actually allergic to pollen
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 11:26:57 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
Is actually a 'fairy' penguin
HiddenTalent
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 12:01:40 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,856
Location: United Kingdom
was once kidnapped by gnomes and forced to do all their washing and ironing
principessa
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 12:04:21 PM

Rank: Sophisticate

Joined: 8/23/2011
Posts: 3,899
Location: Canada
Wears a tuxedo when he takes his pet penguin out for a walk so that they match.

HiddenTalent
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 12:49:50 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,856
Location: United Kingdom
doesn't own any clothes and has to go naked while her sheet is getting washed
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 3:24:36 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
has an extreme fear of heights so bad can only go down in an elevator
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 6:55:03 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
Has an out of control fascination with toenails.
Guille
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 7:00:18 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 20,652
Location: Madrid, Spain
Walks down Main Street every Saturday evening eating a banana tantalizingly while staring in the eyes of every man she encounters.          
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 7:24:34 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
Goes to the football every Friday night and plays with the other players balls.
Guille
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 8:13:39 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 20,652
Location: Madrid, Spain
Raises bunnies in her backyard for the sole reason of using their tails to attach to every new bathing suit she buys.


Guest
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 9:56:12 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
Goes to the football to play with the women spectators melons, NOT to watch the footy.
fsharp
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 9:58:13 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,334
Location: Northern Hemisphere
She's ordinary!
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 9:59:01 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
He's not sharp
ImYourHuckleberry
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 10:48:39 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/23/2012
Posts: 1,070
Location: United States
I am not attracted to her..... Not at all....
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 11, 2012 6:06:47 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
Once had a romp with Betty White in a wheelie bin
Johnsonsbaby
Posted: Saturday, August 11, 2012 6:07:17 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 9/22/2011
Posts: 14
Location: Here, where are you?, United Kingdom
Thinks sunshine is pure happiness and has never danced in the rain
HiddenTalent
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 6:14:19 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,856
Location: United Kingdom
Has no incredible parts but is perfect
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 7:54:28 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
Likes to forrage for nuts and berries to put in his cornflakes
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 7:58:07 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,477
That's not curtains, those are her arms.
HiddenTalent
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 9:13:41 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,856
Location: United Kingdom
Is a spokesman for the militant DLF - Dog Liberation Front
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