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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,567
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Has no idea what the word "ardent" means.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,895
Location: south
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OK here is the Honest to God truth Dani is really a 73 yr old Mother Superior of a very Cloistered Order of Nuns in the Baltics
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/22/2012
Posts: 952
Location: United States
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Is really a 70 year old monk with porn addiction
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Is not your Huckleberry cause there is no such thing!
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 7
Location: Canada
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Has an obsessive need to smell people's watches.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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hahahahahaha loves to fuck bees.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,075
Location: Madrid, Spain
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Is an amateur rapper 
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 7
Location: Canada
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Owns a rescue shelter for abandoned spice racks.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,276
Location: United Kingdom
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Has agraphobia and spends all her spare time on her computer
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 7
Location: Canada
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Narrowly missed the world record for the longest eyebrow hair by a mere 100th of an inch.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,276
Location: United Kingdom
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haha - only because you insisted on trimming it
is actually allergic to pollen
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Is actually a 'fairy' penguin
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,276
Location: United Kingdom
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was once kidnapped by gnomes and forced to do all their washing and ironing
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Rank: Senior Story Moderator
Joined: 8/23/2011
Posts: 1,917
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Wears a tuxedo when he takes his pet penguin out for a walk so that they match.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,276
Location: United Kingdom
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doesn't own any clothes and has to go naked while her sheet is getting washed
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,895
Location: south
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has an extreme fear of heights so bad can only go down in an elevator
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Has an out of control fascination with toenails.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,075
Location: Madrid, Spain
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Walks down Main Street every Saturday evening eating a banana tantalizingly while staring in the eyes of every man she encounters.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Goes to the football every Friday night and plays with the other players balls.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,075
Location: Madrid, Spain
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Raises bunnies in her backyard for the sole reason of using their tails to attach to every new bathing suit she buys.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Goes to the football to play with the women spectators melons, NOT to watch the footy.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,185
Location: Northern Hemisphere
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She's ordinary!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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He's not sharp
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/22/2012
Posts: 952
Location: United States
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I am not attracted to her..... Not at all....
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Once had a romp with Betty White in a wheelie bin
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 9/22/2011
Posts: 14
Location: Here, where are you?, United Kingdom
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Thinks sunshine is pure happiness and has never danced in the rain
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,276
Location: United Kingdom
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Has no incredible parts but is perfect
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Likes to forrage for nuts and berries to put in his cornflakes
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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That's not curtains, those are her arms.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,276
Location: United Kingdom
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Is a spokesman for the militant DLF - Dog Liberation Front
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