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Joined: 3/24/2012
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Location: BFE, United States
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until recently it was anytime anywhere I was hooked, jail, in the theater, car, class i didn't care where if i had the urge it was on!! now i'm not allowed unless i'm told to ;)
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Joined: 3/15/2007
Posts: 228
Location: United States
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Probably on a roof top; let it shoot over the side.
That in addition to church, desk in office and stairwell with a female co-worker
Gramps
The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
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Joined: 11/30/2006
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at the hair dresser, while i was a teenager, with my besst friends mum asking me what i was doing,[awkward] and recently at work with a client masurbating herself
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/30/2010
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The craziest place was at the nude beach in front of two really hot girls. It was early in the beach season and not many people were there. I had gotten hard while laying in the sun. Noticed two girls not far away and started to stroke myself. I finally got up the nerve to walk over and introduce myself. They asked if i was having fun over there? Said yes, and did it offend them? They said no so i asked if i could do it in front of them? They giggled and said sure. So i knelt in front of them and jerked off. Just as i was about to cum they asked if I minded if they took a pic. Said sure and within a few minutes i was cumming. Felt so amazing i thought i was going to pass out. they said they never had a guy do that for them before. What an experience!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
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i masturbated in my car one night at store
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/13/2012
Posts: 302
Location: Australia
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Not that crazy but myself and my wife in our kitchen we watched each other then had a quick but her parent my parents and friends were over for a party very hot and fucken lucky not to get caught
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2010
Posts: 222
Location: London
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In a toilet cubicle on an ice patrol ship in antartica
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,974
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Masturbated while stuck in traffic on turn pike when their was a huge accident which made me sit still for most an hour. Had trucks on either side of my Sonata.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/24/2012
Posts: 193
Location: Where it rains sweetness, United States
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I had to stay in the hospital with my godmother, well, didn't have to but she asked me too. Anyhow, I was so damn horny, I pulled a porn website up on my laptop and went in to her bathroom and got off. Sorry, but it was great, just a thrill I guess. But I really was horny.
Anything you think is sweet, I'm a little more than that.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/15/2011
Posts: 786
Location: In a good place, United Kingdom
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a stall in a nightclub restroom... couldn't stop thinking about picking up this fab looking girl.. didn't wan to make a fool of myself because I was so desperate! so went and whacked off... came back cool and smiling!
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 7/19/2012
Posts: 94
Location: United Kingdom
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On a plane as it flew over the equator!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,974
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At work while watching porn. The idea that I might get caught seemed to add to the flame burning in me.
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Rank: Lurker
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In my car while stuck in traffic
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 8/11/2012
Posts: 61
Location: Centre of Despair, United States
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Restroom at church
" 'He rubbed her shoulders sensually,' what the Hell is that? That isn't sexy. You can't do somebody in the shoulder!"
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,974
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I masturbate daily, at work in the bathroom. Also driving in my car with a skirt on!
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/10/2012
Posts: 35
Location: Dallas, United States
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In a graveyard at night while leaning up against a headstone
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 8/11/2012
Posts: 61
Location: Centre of Despair, United States
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Johnnybscared wrote:In a graveyard at night while leaning up against a headstone In a totally unrelated matter My "To Do List" has suddenly expanded.
" 'He rubbed her shoulders sensually,' what the Hell is that? That isn't sexy. You can't do somebody in the shoulder!"
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
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Two places:
While out to dinner, short skirt and table had floor length linen. several people at the table who were talking and the guy across from me was just to gorgesous.
Girsl locker room after basketball practice in the shower.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 10/9/2011
Posts: 21
Location: United States
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car on highway
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/15/2012
Posts: 37
Location: United States
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Have materbated in a theater, port-a-john, upstairs bathroom (with a toy!) with my wife downstairs, but the craziest is probably an interstate while I was driving. Have done it several times - hey, at least I'm not texting!!!
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 2/5/2012
Posts: 4
Location: United Kingdom
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for me it has to be the time in the car was just so horny and a public loo was just of the comp ware a guy had got me so hot a had to go to the loo and phone him and finger fuck my self while he wanked over them phone a moaned so load for him
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,974
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I used to be a housekeeper for a hotel and did it in one of the rooms I was cleaning...very erotic and exciting!
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Rank: Lurker
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a sauna in prague
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/29/2010
Posts: 17
Location: my bed
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Bathroom at a pool
- R2D2
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/1/2012
Posts: 17
Location: United States
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While driving one time
in a gas station bathroom
when I was in high school, outside my parents house late at night when my gf didn't do anything for me
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 5/2/2009
Posts: 1,011
Location: United States
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Dressing room at a department store
The ladies room at work
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 3/19/2011
Posts: 3
Location: Biloxi, United States
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 3/30/2011
Posts: 20
Location: Birmingham, United Kingdom
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a girl sent me a couple of pics and a short video while i was waiting for my plane back to england, had to go a wank in the toilets
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,974
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Store dressing rooms a couple times, Art class room in high school, while driving, work, in a tanning bed at my moms friends house, sister inlaws bedroom with her panties, and could probley go on.
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