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Founder member of the breakaway PFPF (Popular front for Penguin freedom)
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Rank: Lurker
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hates peeing on the wheels of his owners car.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,250
Location: Madrid, Spain
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Has a fascination with anything 9-inches long  
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I beat him at soccer lol
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 3,015
Location: south
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men made my day last night
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Angie57 wrote:men made my day last night Now we both know THAT's a lie
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Rank: Lurker
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Eats four honey and egg sandwhiches for breakfast every Wensday
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,250
Location: Madrid, Spain
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Hosts sexploration sessions for her colleagues at work every Thursday at lunch hour.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/23/2011
Posts: 1,479
Location: Here
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Is the baskeball captain of the USA
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 6,541
Location: India
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have nothing to wear than that red suit.
Nikki xxxx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 6,541
Location: India
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have nothing to wear than that red suit.
Nikki xxxx
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Rank: Lurker
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Keeps a scrapbook of Real Madrid left back's since 1986.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,412
Location: United Kingdom
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Once auditioned for The Wizard of Oz but was turned down after he bit Judy Garland
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 331,931
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hahahaha
His secret talent is being able to play the star spangled banner out of his bottom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,412
Location: United Kingdom
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once led a whole convent into temptation
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 331,931
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His real name is Temptation
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,412
Location: United Kingdom
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and luckily for me Lush knows the shortcut to Temptation and has used it many times
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 331,931
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I now the shortcut but I kept getting lost and knocking on the wrong door!!
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,703
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Is terrified of her own boobs.  
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Rank: Lurker
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Is terrified of her own slipperyness
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Rank: Lurker
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Had her real photo up a few nights ago
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Rank: Lurker
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That football is wayyyyy too big to hide what's under there
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,412
Location: United Kingdom
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Runs a refuge shelter for homeless penguins
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 331,931
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He wishes he were homeless
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,412
Location: United Kingdom
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Once applied to be in charge a penal colony and then realised they had misread the job application
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 7
Location: Canada
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Even after years of therapy, is still in denial about his lack of ability to fly.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/22/2012
Posts: 952
Location: United States
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Doesn't like anyone to touch her petals...
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 331,931
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Isn't a real cowboy, doesn't even own a horse.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,649
Location: Island of tranquility
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She can twitch her nipples, just like a bunny twitches its nose.
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Rank: Lurker
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Goes jogging around her trashcan everyday for 20 minutes, for 20 minutes she's parading around in a circle, sheesh!
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