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Rank: Clever Gem
Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 2,073
Location: Exactly where I should be!, United Kingdom
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Its been 6 days stupid antibiotics and one more to go- IT'S SATURDAY....I WANT SOME EFFING WINE!!!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,698
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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I'm single. Don't come to me for relationship advice, it won't work. You're a confused, freaky, asexual man. You wanna be in a woman's body. No, wait, you wanna die so you can be in a woman's body. What? Fuck off. Have a wank. No? Jesus! What the fuck! Wanking is bad, filthy, disgusting? No, it's healthy. AAARGH, you fucking moron, I don't fucking get you! Get over it. Get a fucking psychiatrist and stop using me as your own personal phsychologist. Arsebag.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 352
Location: Where they still believe in Magic...
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it is an oldie but reading it brings back the feelings... Fuck You with your I love you, your "astonishing" words and your so called sincerity... I have asked you more then once...You fucking slimy lying two faced muted fuckhead! No matter how deep you shove your head in your boney sorry asss and think in your pathetic little head that everything is ok..the truth ALWAYS comes out! I wish you and that little weezly "I am so helpless, fragile but I have a mouth that makes every sailor and pirate jump ship in two seconds" fucktart with that rotten pineapple on her head all the best. You fucking deserve each other! Damn cleaning up does feel fucking good...
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,294
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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Dear You,
What part of "I don't want to talk about it" don't you understand? Did you mis-hear the "don't" and thought I said "do"? Because I effing didn't. You might be my favourite one, but that still gives me no reason to want to discuss it with you. It's none of your business. It's bad enough I had to tell you anything at all, but I had no choice. And if I won't tell the other two when they question me indepth about it, why would I tell you? I don't care that you're nosy, and that you supposedly care, and that you tell me in detail what you've all had to have done, I don't want to tell you! It's none of your sodding business! And when I go all quiet and look at the floor trying not to cry, that's another way of telling you, I don't want to fucking talk about it!
And whilst we're at it, telling me all the horror stories you know and telling me that at least I don't have to deal with what my mum did does not help. I still have to do it. This is getting to be more fucking hassle than it's worth. And for what? At this point in time I can't see any benefits at all, not for me or anybody else. But I know that the trauma and past dredged up this far makes it not worth me jacking it in now - it will all have been for nothing and I can't bear to have it weighing on my mind.
But I'm still not going to fucking tell you the fucking sodding details, so shut the fuck up!
Yours Very Upsetterly,
Me.
And Dear Other You,
Fuck off! Fuck off Fuck off Fuck off!
I wish I could have charged you double just for the fucking ugly attitude.
Yours Fuckoffingly,
Me.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,698
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Fucking skullcandy earphones! Deid! Broken wire. Sure, I've got ninja soldering skillz but I'm fucking sick of fucking having to fucking do that or but new ones. They're good fucking quality as well but fucking fuckers keep fucking breaking! They only ever last a few months. Fuck that. Skullcandy have just lost a fucking customer, I'm saving and buying either some Sony ones or Sennheiser ones. Bastard.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 1,007
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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If being an insensitive prick was a full-time job... He'd have 10yrs worth of overtime. No words... absolutely no fucking words. GRRRR!!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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this rage cage post brought to you by cancer:
Cancer, fucking my life over one doctors visit at a time.
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 10/6/2010
Posts: 2,642
Location: My imagination
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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well not only am i expendable as a friend..
APPARENTLY my ex "girlfriend" signed into "her" account. I was told by her "brother" that my girlfriend had died in a car accident. SO not only was i lied to about her passing by the person that had been lying to me all along, this person also has the audacity to check into lush every now and again. fuck that. im so sick of this and it stings even more when you realize that this person couldn't care less about your feelings.
oh yeah and i probably like a girl more than she likes me. not so angry about that, just kinda sad lol.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/27/2010
Posts: 919
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Why, oh why, do obvious everyday 'chores' have to be listed, in order of priority, for Husbands?? And they still get it bloody wrong!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 397
Location: United States
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I am so fucking pissed off at my housemate. She takes my power strip an leaves behind this piece of shit six plug adapter that plugs into both outlets on a wall socket. I can't use the piece of shit because the wall socket is controlled from a wall switch by the door and turns off everything when the switch is in the off position. She doesn't ask, she doesn't let me know she has a problem, she just pokes her fucking nose into my possessions and takes whatever she wants. STAY OUT OF MY ROOM! I appreciate that you take care of my dog and two cats while I am away at work during the week but have some fucking consideration for other peoples' property! If it isn't yours then don't touch until you fucking get permission! It isn't like I won't let you take what you need but stop taking the fact that I help you when I can to be permission to be your fucking door mat!
ASK!
ASK!
GODDAMMIT!
ASK!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/7/2012
Posts: 135
Location: United States
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Damn, fleebag motels.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,698
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Damned fucking tendinitis! Flaring up just when I'm feeling the need to write some of my thoughts down! Argh! I've got this stupid fucking shooting pain right down my left arm! And no, I've not been giving it too much welly, I've been rather... well let's just say my hand hasn't been used that way for a while, it's definitely the typing that's doing it. And I'm sure its nothing much more sinister than tendinitis I know how it feels. I refuse to take anything for it, well maybe smoke a joint or two, which helps with the pain and inflammation but I'm not taking ibuprofen for it, fuck that. Last time I did, I had side effects - I don't take many drugs, prescription or otherwise (bit of booze, some hash, occasional cigarette, nothing most people don't do), even when it might be required, so I should stop the moaning and just put up with it, but I'm bloody pissed off at having to put up with it in the first place. It might be nice if there was some sort of miracle cure but until then, I'll just moan and put up with it. Arse.
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,565
Location: Cakeland, United States
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Gurlyboy wrote:Fucking skullcandy earphones! Skullcandy have just lost a fucking customer, I'm saving and buying either some Sony ones or Sennheiser ones. Bastard. Fucking Sennheiser quit selling the one model of headphones which I own and truly love using! Farking bastard manufacturers. Just when they actually do create something decent (and these HD555s have lasted excellently for over four years), they discontinue the line and start pawning crap off as quality. I suppose I got the last of the good shit, but fuck them and the horse they rode in on, anyway.!
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,717
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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*sigh* It was all just so fucking unnecessary. A douche bag of your magnitude could clean a whale's vagina. That goes for you too...you little bitch that can't mind your own fucking business. 
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,404
Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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Nemo Tobias? Seriously? You named your kid Nemo Tobias? Not only is my neighbour an absolute cunt, but they're both obviously retarded and mean for naming their kid Nemo! Who the fuck names their kid Nemo? One could argue that it's because they met while grabbing the same Jules Verne book at the library and they started talking over that, but looking at them I doubt that they combined have the intellect to actually read his books. Fuck, they wouldn't be able to read The Hobbit, and that ones written for kids. I doubt they can even read! Illiterate cunts is what they are! Fucking airheads! I bet they named it that because they were watching Finding Nemo and for some reason they got turned on by clownfish and decided to jump in the sack and thus the annoying little fucker was born. Would suit with their intellect. And how do I know? For some reason they put gravel in their driveway, you know the small rocks that you can't really walk barefoot on. And he always drives too fast when coming home, meaning that he has to brake hard and the gravel goes down on our terrace, or when he starts he floors it and spins the wheel so rocks fly down on our terrace. That combined with that the kids are rude, yell and cry and the parents are obvious airheads, it just goes to show that neighbour on one side is a slut, neighbour on the other is an old hag of a retard and on the other side I have a bunch of rude and screaming cunts. Have a very good FUCK YOU!
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 12/18/2011
Posts: 2,349
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Seriously just go fuck someone else up the ass... I dont need your shit! I've got enough of my own!!!!!! 
Check out my new story pretty please with bare boobs and bums on top!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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(Bitching bout a member from another site)
You're profile said "Be True To Yourself" I guess that means you can be dishonest to everyone else you fucking little skank. You are an egotistical, self involved, narcissistic, moron, who seems to think that if shit isn't perfect in your world all you have to do is whine like a little bitch. You are a big fish in a little pond guarded by trolls. You are an evil little snake. But that's OK..... I got your number and I handed it back.
Remember that long hot bath you were talking about? Why don't you go draw the water, climb on in and stay there till you turn blue. BITCH
Id
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,404
Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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You're all open and positive about me sending in a complaint. Then please explain to me this. How the fuck should I be able to send in a complaint when you have no fucking information WHERE I should adress it? Do I ship it to my local office? Or do I ship it to central office? Maybe you cunts could be a bit more informative! There is as much help from your websites as there are from wet toiletpaper when you have the runs. FUCK YOU!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/13/2011
Posts: 360
Location: Pittsburgh, United States
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What a useless, lazy, dumb fucking cunt you are. Let alone ungrateful to people who work with you. See if I ever give a rats ass about anything you have to say.
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,370
Location: Canada
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Get off the fucking computer and stop playing WOW and talking to Laura and fix my bloody laptop! We both fucking know if it had been yours that broke, it would have been fixed within 24h. It is been 8 days and I still dont have my laptop back!!!! Useless asshat!!!
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,717
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Don't fucking tell me to fucking calm the fuck down when I'm fucking angry! 
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,698
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Hey cuntface, stop whistling, you can't carry a tune. You've less tune in you than a dead tuna fish. And you, ya fucking mastiff abomination, quit digging, it's a fucking laminate floor, you can't get your claws through it, what do you think you are, wolverine? And you, quit fucking talking to me about all manner of shite, I'd like some peace and quiet here. Ya fucking eejits, do the words "sucking chest wound" mean nothing to you? STFU!!!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/23/2012
Posts: 132
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I dont have to defend my beliefs to you.
I dont care if we dont share the same beliefs.
Im not shoving it down your throat, dont shove it down mine
Have a BLESSED day :)
xoxox
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,370
Location: Canada
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME. My immigrations paper arrives and you decide to not tell me and leave them on the kitchen table under a bunch of crap and I discover it a week later by chance?? Why the fuck would you not tell me they came, I have only been waiting for 18months... ASSHAT!!
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 6/4/2012
Posts: 40
Location: Chicago, United States
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I really hate when people who have something to say and just beat around the bush! Got something to say just say it and quit being stupid and childish!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/6/2011
Posts: 781
Location: the land of enchantment, United States
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you. i am sick of you. i am sick of the resentment and defensiveness i feel if i have to deal with you for more than just a few minutes. its ridiculous that i am stunned we dont seem to be able to work as a team. ridiculous because we have NEVER been able to work as a team for the last 24 years. i really want nothing more than to end my dependency upon you. ten minutes with you and i want to rip the entire worlds face off.
littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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It wasn't my fault, you fucking cunt!
How fucking dare you!!!! Seriously!!! Prick
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,717
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Hey bitch, don't "confront" me with bullshit. I'm a fucking professional. File all the fucking complaints you want. They're gonna be laughed right out because everyone saw they way you approached me about bullshit that I knew nothing about. I've been incapacitated for the past week in and a half. I don't even know what the fuck you're even rambling about. I'm nobody's fucking punching bag. Me telling you those exact words don't warrant a complaint bitch....but they way you approached me does. But I don't run to the "people" whenever bullshit goes down because I can handle my own. Apparently you can't. P.S. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than what-the-fuck-ever you were talking about.
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/6/2011
Posts: 781
Location: the land of enchantment, United States
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and p.s. you give shit directions.
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