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kaotik1
Posted: Saturday, November 19, 2011 2:10:52 AM

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women telling me how to drive.. can't stand a side seat driver.. i bought a muscle car for a reason.. if i wanted to be driving in the slow lane i would have bought a slower car..

man excuse.. my car doesn't start to run right until it reaches 100 mph.. lol

Just let it go.
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 21, 2011 4:54:56 AM

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1. That if you say no, you mean no, not yes.
2. Their brains are between their legs.
3. They are untidy.
4. Their brains are in their pants.
5. They hang onto the remote control like a person possessed.
6. Oh, and did I mention their brains are between their legs.

laughing3 laughing3 laughing3
Danand
Posted: Monday, November 21, 2011 5:39:07 AM

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I dislike making generalisations. Especially about the opposite sex.

Despite many opinions to the contrary, men are people too (they're a little less evolved than women, but hey, that's not their fault.) And being people they are prone to a wide variety of individual difference.

I will say this. The one thing that might actually be common to all men is their utter refusal to stop the freaking car when lost and already 15 minutes late for the social engagement you're headed to and ASK SOMEONE FOR FUCKING DIRECTIONS.

It's about the only thing I can think of that really gets on my tits, seems to cross all cultural, religious and socioeconomic boundaries and actually be true of everyone with a penis.

Even gay guys are like it.




“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”
― P.J. O'Rourke
DazzlingLove
Posted: Monday, November 21, 2011 7:45:51 AM

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Is it really that hard to wash your plate after eating the food that you were whining for me to make???
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 21, 2011 1:28:53 PM

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Since this does not appear to be about a specific man, we must be generalizing.

Lush sister and brothers these all seem to be so petty to me. I have met my share of male jerks, and about the same number of female jerks. But I have met a lot of special people here on lush or elswhere and some of you I love. I am sure you know who your are.

I do have one complaint about men, sometimes there are not as many available as I may need.
kaotik1
Posted: Monday, November 21, 2011 3:40:01 PM

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Danand wrote:
I dislike making generalisations. Especially about the opposite sex.

Despite many opinions to the contrary, men are people too (they're a little less evolved than women, but hey, that's not their fault.) And being people they are prone to a wide variety of individual difference.

I will say this. The one thing that might actually be common to all men is their utter refusal to stop the freaking car when lost and already 15 minutes late for the social engagement you're headed to and ASK SOMEONE FOR FUCKING DIRECTIONS.

It's about the only thing I can think of that really gets on my tits, seems to cross all cultural, religious and socioeconomic boundaries and actually be true of everyone with a penis.

Even gay guys are like it.




how do you think us men find new places to take a woman. getting lost never just taking the scenic route. drunken lol.. that is how we find our way around traffic as well.. :)

Just let it go.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 6:39:33 PM

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wooody32 wrote:
happy1 lol don't mind me I'll just sit back and watch the show

lol dude I know you were always the ''go your own path'' type of guy but come on lol
Anyway, I dislike the images they carry as the golden gender that can do no wrong
thesilkyknot
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 8:12:41 PM

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Men seem to get intimidated very easily by a woman who is half as successful as them ..forget about 'as successful as them' and then the way they start to act....making a complete fool out of themselves............realllllly bugs me
adele
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 3:40:14 PM

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Many, (not all) men seem to think that they know more about certain things (like mechanical stuff) than woman do. while it may be true in many cases, it is definitely not true in all cases. I personally know more about cars than about half the guys I know. I have known men who cannot even jump start a car, yet will act superior to me about mechanics.

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


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Guest
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 3:57:44 PM

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Actually I dislike things less about the opposite sex than I dislike about my own sex. So there's that...
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 3:58:40 PM

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adele wrote:
Many, (not all) men seem to think that they know more about certain things (like mechanical stuff) than woman do. while it may be true in many cases, it is definitely not true in all cases. I personally know more about cars than about half the guys I know. I have known men who cannot even jump start a car, yet will act superior to me about mechanics.


Just showing it your avatar jump starts mine :) vrooom!
amy221
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 2:39:20 PM

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Oh Goodness, where to start? Oh yes, was married to a man. Worse decade of my life.

love, amy
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 2:54:44 PM

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Some women (not all) can be a little "vague" at times. Like when you ask "What's wrong?" and they answer "Nothing!"
Americanheart
Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 6:27:25 PM

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it's their cockyness and ego i dont like

elitfromnorth
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 1:58:30 AM

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Dropping hints. Why the fuck do you drop hints? I admit, I'm not the brightest when it comes to understanding the fairer sex, so why can't you just accept that instead of dropping me hints and then be pissed off when I don't get them? I don't get pissed off when there's something you lot aren't capable of doing, do I? Just tell it to me plain and save us all the anger, confusion and frustration.

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
crazydiamond
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 2:01:18 AM

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Um, mostly just armpit hair, but I suppose it would look weird without it. dontknow

Frank
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 3:09:45 AM

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The language barrier. Read it

The Man's Dictionary ...


"That's women's work." - REALLY MEANS: "It's dirty, boring, thankless and I wouldn't ask a dog to do it."

"Will you marry me?" - REALLY MEANS: "Both my roommates have f****d off, the sink is full and I'm running out of clean clothes ."

"It's a man thing." - REALLY MEANS: "F*** off, its nothing to do with you."

"Can I help with dinner?" - REALLY MEANS: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to explain." - REALLY MEANS: "It doesn't involve cooking, washing, cleaning, shoes or hair styles so you wont understand."

"I'm getting more exercise lately." - REALLY MEANS: "I need to get some new batteries for the remote."

"Oh dear, we're going to be late." - REALLY MEANS: "You are allowed to drive over 25mph."

"Take a break Love, you're working too hard." - REALLY MEANS: "I can't hear the TV over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear." - REALLY MEANS: "F*** me, are you still talking?"

"Darling, we don't need material things to prove our love." - REALLY MEANS: "I forgot our anniversary again."

It's really a good movie." - REALLY MEANS: "It's got guns, violence, fast cars and naked women."


The Woman's Dictionary...


"Fine" - This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use "fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

"Five minutes" - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's an even trade.

"Nothing" - "Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) - This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a "five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine."

"Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) - this is NOT permission, either. It means, "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

"Loud Sigh" - This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing!."

"Soft Sigh" - Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

"Oh" - This word, followed by any statement, is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days. ("Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie). Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead," sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.

"That's Okay" - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

"Please Do" - This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

"Thanks" - The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome."

"Thanks A Lot" - "Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong



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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

Frank
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 3:17:21 AM

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The expedited version.


DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay


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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

sexygeek
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 4:03:27 AM

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Egomaniac.. That's all, I said enough!
p4ml
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 4:49:30 PM

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Catnip wrote:
director Learn to sit down and pee! It's better for your health aswell!

I know I am slightly(nah bugger it, wildly) off-topic Catnip, but do you have any info to back this up? I have often wondered ...
keoloke
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 7:28:45 PM

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OK generalizing.

- Yes we put clothes on the floor, Yes we do not wash the basin (it amaze me how could I forgot it.. again) and never, ever ask directions. Brag about the 8 girls that we brutally banged (actually only one or two, if any) and this just till halfway High School. Yes, contrary to our beautiful partners we do have 2 heads.

- Women know too much, worry too much, talk too much and give too many advises and directions.



Isn't it so great that we're so different so we can argue about and never get bored?

p.s. Call me sentimentalist, I actually find it cute of our many differences. Like not knowing about electronic things.. Looking at the many remotes and still don't know which one to use for that specific action…”the TV is not working again, it says INPUT 2 ohh what did I do.. are you going to come and fix this? quicklyyy, it's starting?”

that's just way tooo cute!


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Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
littlemissbitch
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:02:28 PM

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elitfromnorth wrote:
Dropping hints. Why the fuck do you drop hints? I admit, I'm not the brightest when it comes to understanding the fairer sex, so why can't you just accept that instead of dropping me hints and then be pissed off when I don't get them? I don't get pissed off when there's something you lot aren't capable of doing, do I? Just tell it to me plain and save us all the anger, confusion and frustration.


it really does help when we draw you a picture ;)


men are cry babies.

littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:05:09 PM

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What do I dislike about women?

I fall for them before they fall for me every time.
beeper726
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:09:12 PM

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I dislike that the only women who ever get to know me enough to want me are married.
Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:22:09 PM

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What pisses me off about men? They're just so frustratingly oblivious at times. Even when I'm being absolutely blunt and up front...they just don't get it sometimes.



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Hornyhunny69
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:45:59 PM

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Dudes dont clean up after themselves when they shave. It's gross. Fucking clean it up. If I'm swallowing your cum You can clean my damned bathroom.
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 10:21:32 PM

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Frank wrote:
The expedited version.


DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay


YES YES So true - - - - - We are on THE way - - - - I got yoru back man Sword Fight
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 10:25:58 PM

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Birdie wrote:
Its all part of what makes us interesting....and what makes you men keep coming back for more. Dont ask why, just enjoy... bootyshake


Yeah we DON'T like it but we are sadomasochistic - - that's confused5
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 10:49:19 PM

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CaliGurl77 wrote:
Ooooh what a great question!
I'm female, so honestly, what irks me about guys is the lack of spontaneity. I know, we're all different but sometimes I wish guys would understand signals! Especially when we're flirting! Some of my guy friends are completely oblivious to a girl hitting on them but I can tell! Even if the girl is making it obvious they usually can't tell. I know all guys aren't like that, but the majority I know are...great question!


Sometimes we just ignor all the Cosmopolitan flirty Bullshit - - - - as we prefer more direct approach, besides WE are not mind readers, and as observant for details as you are Sword Fight
kinkydevil94
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 6:42:58 AM

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not to over generalize but i do think women could be a bit more loose sexually. like blokes will have a conversation out in public about porn or who is the sexiest girl in the room while girls will keep it a bit more PG. and i hate when girls aren't that eager to have sex early on when you meet them because they think they'll be called sluts or something when guys can do it freely. i just think if girls were a bit more open and pervy about these things then maybe guys will cheat less. why be with a woman who hates to have her ass felt up in public or her boobs stared at when you can find one that does. and encourages it! and yes they do exist
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