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jerseylynn
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 2:06:35 PM

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This is meant to be funny not malicious so if that is your intent please refrain...

Just curious..what is the funniest thing your Dom/me has said to you.

This hurts me as much as you....um...no..it's my arse that is burning not yours....


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sprite
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 2:07:52 PM

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lol - i am SO not posting on this thread. no way! *giggles*

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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 6:00:12 PM

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This was a long time ago. My Dom, at the time, was learning the art of rope tying and he was getting quite good at it.
I was strung up and tied down in all kinds of positions.
The funniest was when he said, "You know, if you just moved to the left, I'd be able to do this easier."
That's when I pointed out it might be a little difficult to do so... He had me strung from the ceiling.

jerseylynn
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 7:15:47 PM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
This was a long time ago. My Dom, at the time, was learning the art of rope tying and he was getting quite good at it.
I was strung up and tied down in all kinds of positions.
The funniest was when he said, "You know, if you just moved to the left, I'd be able to do this easier."
That's when I pointed out it might be a little difficult to do so... He had me strung from the ceiling.


ok that is just too funny...thinking he was concentrating a lil to hard and not thinking..

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Red_Dragon
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 4:53:22 PM

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L16 Only you Jersey Girl could come up with a thread like this

jerseylynn
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 6:21:33 PM

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Red_Dragon wrote:
L16 Only you Jersey Girl could come up with a thread like this


dontknow well somebody had to laughing3

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Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 6:10:01 PM

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But what if you don't ask your Dom because you want to be punished
LordOmega
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 12:11:47 AM

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Funniest thing I ever said to a slave as she was tied down to the bed, and the last knot kept slipping and I couldn't get it cinch in right was "If you would just hold still for a second I think I could get this to work."

The only part of her body that could move was her head and it shot up and she looked at me with the biggest smile around a gag that is humanly possible and we just both collapsed laughing.

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