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Hi, Ladies...
What's up?
Share your figure with us...
Your Boobs Size, Ass...
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
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Posts: 3,295
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MidnightStar wrote:Hi Ladies.......
Whats up.??
Share your figure with us.....
Ur Boobs Size, Ass.... You look fairly new to the forums, so I shall write this as kindly and succinctly as possible:
No.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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My figure... An ironing board with two fried eggs stuck on the front.
My latest story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-school-reunion.aspx
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Oh sure, we ladies never tire of getting graded on our boobs & ass!
But seriously, what Shylass said.
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Location: Somewhere in The middle of Nowhere.
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MidnightStar wrote:Hi, Ladies...
What's up?
Share your figure with us...
Your Boobs Size, Ass... How about sharing yours first?
To unravel the truth behind everything, Megan is forced to leave everything behind to save herself and protect those she loves. Now on her own, this young woman will face challenges and dangers, relying on her only assets; her strength and determination. Read When The Truth Hurts by TashiTasha http://www.lushstories.com/stories/novels/when-the-truth-hurts-chapter-1.aspx
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Kimasa wrote:An ironing board with two fried eggs stuck on the front. Damn! I'm trying to lose some weight and that actually made me hungry. 
Sensei's altimeter is reading 9000'. Suddenly the engine noise level drops a lot. The engine on the door side of the plane is quiet. We hear, "Shit! Fuck me!" from the cockpit, then the pilot yells, "Everybody out! Now!" Airgasms Induce Orgasms
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 8,515
Location: Oz, United States
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i think we're having veggie tacos for dinner... sorry, what was the question? 
 Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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sprite wrote:i think we're having veggie tacos for dinner... sorry, what was the question? Uh oh... who let sprite into the grocery store? The last I heard she got banned from there... or was that only in the fresh produce section?
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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
Uh oh... who let sprite into the grocery store? The last I heard she got banned from there... or was that only in the fresh produce section?
yeah, funny, they call it the fresh produce section at my store to. we refer to it as the sex aid section... i mean, that's where they keep the ginger! *giggles*
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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
Uh oh... who let sprite into the grocery store? The last I heard she got banned from there... or was that only in the fresh produce section?
Oh yeah! They kicked her out for molesting the ginger...
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cocokisses wrote:
Oh yeah! They kicked her out for molesting the ginger...
I thought it was for fondling? Wait... the ginger, I meant! 
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cocokisses wrote:
Oh yeah! They kicked her out for molesting the ginger...
it's only molesting if it's non-consensual. the ginger loves me, it told me so. in fact, we're thinking of exchanging vows!
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MidnightStar wrote:Hi, Ladies...
What's up?
Share your figure with us...
Your Boobs Size, Ass... Only if you answer a question first. How do you have -1 posts?
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Nikki703 wrote:
Only if you answer a question first. How do you have -1 posts?
lol - i noticed that too! must be special :)
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Alas, I have never measured my behind so I am unable to answer. Which, of course, I totally would if I knew. 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/19/2011
Posts: 737
Location: where bugs die
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boobs 2 ..ass 1...back to you...sugar
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Shylass wrote:I checked it out already (please note: not LittleBambi's behind!). The post was in a thread that was deleted. It wasn't about our figures, though. 
You'll have to ask them a different question. Thanks for clearing that up and since you did Id tell you my measurments but you could probably care less, LOL!! The OP lost his chance, HAHA!! Wait, I still dont get it, why not zero then? This place is getting complicated, LOL!!
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blazestcyr wrote:boobs 2 ..ass 1...back to you...sugar Better than Ass 2, Boobs 1............would look pretty weird!!
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Nikki703 wrote:
Better than Ass 2, Boobs 1............would look pretty weird!!
actually, Ass 2, Boobs 1 describes my family *gigglefit*
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I know what my figure is...go figure,,,why the female avatar....
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Shylass wrote:
You look fairly new to the forums, so I shall write this as kindly and succinctly as possible:
No.
^^This
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I figure you're an idiot. And who is this "us" you speak of?
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Sorry Guys U got Me Wrong  I asked about your Boobs and Ass Size... Hope I clear my question now..
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lmao to nikki & sprite..lol..wow beauty & a sense of humor!!! awesome comebacks lol...
ps midnight star
we are poking fun at YOU for this question...we all know what u meant
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MidnightStar wrote:Sorry Guys U got Me Wrong I asked about your Boobs and Ass Size... Hope I clear my question now.. Damn I've been out foxed by another trick question. What's the soup of the day?
My latest story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-school-reunion.aspx
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MidnightStar wrote:Sorry Guys U got Me Wrong I asked about your Boobs and Ass Size... Hope I clear my question now.. Oh, sorry to the guys? Not sorry to the gals, of whom you ask the question? Or did you mean sorry to people in general?
Is this some scientific study into the average sizes of female Lushies? Are you wanting to know what sizes to make a clothing product in? Do you get really hard when you see numbers written down with the corresponding body part next to it?
Were you hoping for sexy lasses to chat to, knowing which ones to approach by their measurements? Were you just thinking it might be an innocent conversation starter? Because there's better ways to go about doing that.
The answer (still modified so as to be as pleasant and kind as possible) is still no.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Wow. Now the OP has 0 posts. I guess the post he made to clarify the obvious cancelled out the negative. Yay math!
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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LOL... I've thought several different answers that vary from "try the search feature" to just listen to Shylass, she's got the right answers" to "Sprite, why does this nice asian salad taste a little different." They all come down to this. read a little, post a little , then ask questions.
Check out this competition entry from Delphi! Hardcore, just the way I like it!
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