Go to the drugstore and buy Fleet enemas. Use as directed. Trying not to be too gross here, but a thumb in your vagina can generally tell you whether something solid is near your back door.
Sensei's altimeter is reading 9000'. Suddenly the engine noise level drops a lot. The engine on the door side of the plane is quiet.
We hear, "Shit! Fuck me!" from the cockpit, then the pilot yells, "Everybody out! Now!"
Airgasms Induce Orgasms