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DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, January 22, 2011 11:31:48 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,351
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
Damn, how many of my Lush friends deleted their account today? If this continues, I'll have to give up my "Socialite" badge...


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Woman
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 5:26:01 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/21/2009
Posts: 674
Location: Stopping the war 'tween Harold and Kumar
"THAT'S why Republicans are so dumb? Well I never...."

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Fugly
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 6:36:20 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/11/2010
Posts: 1,004
OMG! Fugs removed her bag!

Fugly Fugs xoxoxo
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 10:02:01 AM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,351
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
Wow, over 300 friend requests in my inbox today and I've been a featured member for the last ten days, Lush really is a friendly site...btw, I wonder if anyone noticed the naked pictures I posted in my profile...


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Guest
Posted: Friday, January 28, 2011 6:33:20 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
"I didn't think you could do that."
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, January 30, 2011 4:08:16 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,642
Location: Island of tranquility
ooops!
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, January 31, 2011 7:09:33 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,512
Location: Cakeland, United States
How did Dirty Martini get ahold of that damned photograph of me!



The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
1curiouscat
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 6:39:45 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/25/2011
Posts: 1,134
Location: São Paulo , Brazil
"Its been a whole year - they warned me this place was addicting!"



Overwhelming Reality

From Across the Room
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 11:10:05 AM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,512
Location: Cakeland, United States
"They made HIM a farking moderator!?!?!"



The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
one_winged_angel
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 11:37:54 AM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 10/6/2010
Posts: 2,351
Location: My imagination
Oh my God! Is that my boss!!



Click here to find out why Rapunzel is sneaking into someone else's tower!

Every time you click on it, Pablo gets a little more manly!
GingerKitty
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 11:57:28 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,567
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
"So that's what I should do with my pubes, interesting."

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Two Perverts, a gig and...
one_winged_angel
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 2:59:21 PM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 10/6/2010
Posts: 2,351
Location: My imagination
Is that me!?! What the f. .. did I do last night?



Click here to find out why Rapunzel is sneaking into someone else's tower!

Every time you click on it, Pablo gets a little more manly!
1ball
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 7:49:28 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/13/2011
Posts: 928
Location: United States
I can't believe that dweeb wrote about that one time at band camp. That was my first time, too. I'm going to give him a 1.

Sensei's altimeter is reading 9000'. Suddenly the engine noise level drops a lot. The engine on the door side of the plane is quiet.

We hear, "Shit! Fuck me!" from the cockpit, then the pilot yells, "Everybody out! Now!"

Airgasms Induce Orgasms
Graham_X
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 10:16:15 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/23/2011
Posts: 236
Location: United Kingdom
one_winged_angel wrote:
Is that me!?! What the f. .. did I do last night?


And who was holding the camera?

Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
Buz
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 9:55:12 AM

Rank: The Linebacker

Joined: 3/2/2011
Posts: 3,289
Location: Atlanta, United States
Damnit! Buz is married!

Please check out my newest story: "10 Items Or Less"
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/10-items-or-less.aspx
Or my previous story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-land-of-salvation-and-sin.aspx

one_winged_angel
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 2:32:00 PM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 10/6/2010
Posts: 2,351
Location: My imagination
How the hell did she fit that in there?



Click here to find out why Rapunzel is sneaking into someone else's tower!

Every time you click on it, Pablo gets a little more manly!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:23:31 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
"I thought of a great story idea... no wait, it's gone! I forgot to save it!"
one_winged_angel
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 1:13:04 PM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 10/6/2010
Posts: 2,351
Location: My imagination
What the hell!! Who rejected my story?!



Click here to find out why Rapunzel is sneaking into someone else's tower!

Every time you click on it, Pablo gets a little more manly!
Boobs_and_Peen
Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 8:50:06 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 5/1/2012
Posts: 11
Location: United Kingdom
Oh my god, these 3D glasses really do work with porn!
adele
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:47:31 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
OMFG, That's me and....... SHIT!

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 1:46:07 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
"Oooh, Double Penetration!"
tazznjazz
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 4:15:23 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/30/2012
Posts: 329
Location: under bright lights, United States
She must be double jointed!!Embarassed
overmykneenow
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:59:01 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 716
Location: United Kingdom
"Ok, I've put on my glasses and opened my mouth - now what?"

Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

Why not read some stories instead
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 1:56:04 PM

Rank: Matriarch

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,399
Location: Sydney, Australia
"OMG, Google Play disallowed lush's sex story app, despite there being 100+ other sex story apps for Android available in the same store. Are they totally incompetent?"
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:02:18 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,351
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
"Wow, those new eBooks from Lush Stories are really fucking hot...can't wait 'till the next one comes out..."


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TraceyAmes
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 5:30:42 PM

Rank: Wine Connoisseur

Joined: 6/28/2008
Posts: 141
Location: Hunter Valley, Australia
OMG! That's not a storm-trooper in Star Wars IV-A New Hope; it's GAV in disguise and Nicola as well.


adele
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 8:31:40 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
"FUCK!!!! Lush accidentally released all their members actual personal information?????"

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
AbigailThornton
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 7:31:33 AM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 7/8/2012
Posts: 319
Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki
He said those photos were for his private collection...

AbigailThornton
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 7:38:40 AM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 7/8/2012
Posts: 319
Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki
So that's why my vibrator smelt funny...

SensualDesires83
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 3:07:33 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/27/2009
Posts: 362
Location: Southeast, United States, United States
"Wow, I can't even see it with these glasses!"

"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."

--Evanescence
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