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Funniest thread I've found in a good long while. I'd say its wandered off topic, but since it never really had one...
To officially stay on topic, though- Nuh-uh. On behalf of me and my female friends who act on lush through me vicariously.
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MidnightStar wrote:Hi, Ladies...
What's up?
Share your figure with us...
Your Boobs Size, Ass... Us? How many of you are there? I would answer your question but I'm struggling to see the screen past my 46GG breasts...
 
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hahaha shylass much like you i love topics too!!! and i bet ur figure is lovely!! Shylass wrote:Do you know, a "Topic" in the UK is not always a subject. It's a chocolate bar of Extreeeeeeme Nommagey Goodness, and that's why I won't share my figure, because I single-handedly (arf arf) keep the chocolate bar industry in business. Some of us have one HELL of a Topical figure, and we can't be held responsible for the number of ripped trousers of the poor lads after sharing such a smorgasbord of numbers. I think we lasses should be congratulated for not sharing. Aren't we kind. 
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Really Funny 
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MidnightStar wrote:Really Funny 
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Shylass wrote:Do you know, a "Topic" in the UK is not always a subject. It's a chocolate bar of Extreeeeeeme Nommagey Goodness, and that's why I won't share my figure, because I single-handedly (arf arf) keep the chocolate bar industry in business. Some of us have one HELL of a Topical figure, and we can't be held responsible for the number of ripped trousers of the poor lads after sharing such a smorgasbord of numbers. I think we lasses should be congratulated for not sharing. Aren't we kind. I used to be so addicted to Topics but somehow I stopped eating them. I ain't had any for ages. Gonna need to get to the shops and buy me one or six. Nomworthy goodness (as are you)
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Gurlyboy wrote:I used to be so addicted to Topics but somehow I stopped eating them. I ain't had any for ages. Gonna need to get to the shops and buy me one or six. Nomworthy goodness (as are you) You've never called ME nomworthy goodness. 
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:You've never called ME nomworthy goodness. Don't cry, you ARE nomworthy goodness {} lemme nom you, to make up for it
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breast 42-44 d cup ass fits in size 10 panties waist 22-24
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Damn! this topic keeps coming back to food and I'm still trying to lose weight, Y'all are cruel.
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naughtynurse wrote:LOL... I've thought several different answers that vary from "try the search feature" to just listen to Shylass, she's got the right answers" to "Sprite, why does this nice asian salad taste a little different." They all come down to this. read a little, post a little , then ask questions. instead of mandarin oranges, i put regular oranges in it. oh, and yeah, my special sauce with the secret ingredient, too *whistles*
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Oh ...LOL
Is someone making dresses for us?
I'll give you BBW..
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You Lush sisters have been much to nice to this jerk who most likely is well below average. Sounds like he is 12, now that I think about maybe he is 12.
The girl who started early at this game of sexual pleasure, This girl that never seems to get as much as she wants, at least from the right people. But now certainly the woman that will test all the paths of pleasure with you.
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:O I was reading this thread and it made absolutely no sense until the topic of topic came up! CHOCOLATE!!!
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yeah....im not gunna share my actual size. i'd rather people know my personality than wot size i wear.
Just your friendly neighbourhood....erm.....ashleigh i guess :P
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Size really doesn't matter ;0P
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Shylass wrote:
Oh, sorry to the guys? Not sorry to the gals, of whom you ask the question? Or did you mean sorry to people in general?
Is this some scientific study into the average sizes of female Lushies? Are you wanting to know what sizes to make a clothing product in? Do you get really hard when you see numbers written down with the corresponding body part next to it?
Were you hoping for sexy lasses to chat to, knowing which ones to approach by their measurements? Were you just thinking it might be an innocent conversation starter? Because there's better ways to go about doing that.
The answer (still modified so as to be as pleasant and kind as possible) is still no.
The replies on this topic are too funny lol. Man you got burned baaad. Ouch lynched on lush by the gals
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keoloke wrote:
The replies on this topic are too funny lol. Man you got burned baaad.
Ouch lynched on lush by the gals
I think he's handled it (arf arf) fairly well, though.
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that is usually a taboo subject. One must be careful, very careful in asking about that. I am personally happy with a woman who is confident in herself
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