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WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, July 05, 2012 6:51:10 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,281
Location: Cakeland, United States


If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 9:08:12 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 530,472
That was hilarious!
Naughty_Magician
Posted: Saturday, July 07, 2012 10:10:09 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 1,800
Location: Sublime Heights, Germany


Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Naughty_Magician
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:35:44 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 1,800
Location: Sublime Heights, Germany


Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:57:23 AM

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Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,281
Location: Cakeland, United States


If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 2:31:55 AM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,778
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
This could also just be a parallel parking fail...



You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:56:32 AM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,281
Location: Cakeland, United States


If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
adele
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 3:01:43 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...









There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Java
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 7:22:39 PM

Rank: Coquette Roguette

Joined: 12/19/2009
Posts: 1,830
Location: the Island of Misfit Toys


Ummmm...... dontknow


WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 8:48:09 AM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,281
Location: Cakeland, United States


If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Coco
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 4:31:18 PM

Rank: Story Lover

Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 4,445
Location: Fantasy City, United States
1ball
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 8:10:10 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/13/2011
Posts: 970
Location: United States
Why women live longer than men.



My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 8:18:49 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 530,472
Hautie
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 11:55:13 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 3/4/2012
Posts: 27
Location: Pacific Coast, United States
1ball wrote:
Why women live longer than men.



Oh Yeah That's Safe. He'll be in my office soon enough.
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2012 5:09:44 PM

Rank: Big-Haired Bitch

Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 4,614
Location: Under Your Bed, United States




Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2012 5:10:18 PM

Rank: Big-Haired Bitch

Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 4,614
Location: Under Your Bed, United States




Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 4:51:07 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/7/2012
Posts: 854
Location: United Kingdom


Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 5:05:14 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/7/2012
Posts: 854
Location: United Kingdom


Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
Michael
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 5:22:28 PM

Rank: Author

Joined: 10/22/2011
Posts: 2,005
Location: Expat in, Russia
MoonlightSerenity wrote:



But is stereo available??? I should really prefer to hear from each breast...


bat
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 6:22:59 PM

Rank: Bat out of Hell

Joined: 3/18/2012
Posts: 2,106
Location: Teleporting anywhere I would like


Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 6:47:58 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 530,472
MoonlightSerenity wrote:


Does that come in a variety for dudes? I could do with one of those!
1ball
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 8:29:24 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/13/2011
Posts: 970
Location: United States
slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:


Well, that might be a way out of going back to school.

My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:18:24 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 530,472
1ball
Posted: Saturday, September 15, 2012 12:30:03 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/13/2011
Posts: 970
Location: United States
My sex toy has bigger balls than your sex toy.



My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 10:18:41 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 1,298
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
SlavePrincess wrote:


HAHAHA OMG!! If that happened to me, I'd kill him once I got my hands on him!! Lfunny

ElChupacabras
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:29:06 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/13/2012
Posts: 205
Location: Ibagué, Colombia
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 9:35:55 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 1,298
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
Java
Posted: Wednesday, September 19, 2012 5:05:44 PM

Rank: Coquette Roguette

Joined: 12/19/2009
Posts: 1,830
Location: the Island of Misfit Toys
TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


OMG, I needed that laugh! I *so* know a guy who would do this.... Thanks! laughing6


WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:03:56 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,281
Location: Cakeland, United States
Java wrote:


OMG, I needed that laugh! I *so* know a guy who would do this.... Thanks! laughing6


That guy ain't me...I can't grow a beard, neckbeard nor chest hair. sad1

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Princess4Jim
Posted: Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:55:21 AM

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Joined: 9/15/2011
Posts: 328
Location: In your Fantasy, United States


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