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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 12/18/2011
Posts: 2,247
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poke and spank him with sticks for blaming it on me AGAIN!!!!!!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,038
Location: Madrid, Spain
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Enjoy the magnificent view and ask if she feels like receiving little caressing... 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/3/2012
Posts: 142
Location: Bay Area, United States
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Sigh, pat him on the butt, go to the next room, put a "girls only" sign on the door, strip, lock on the spreader bar, kneel, and wait hopefully. 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Peep through the keyhole
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Tell him that he looks better as a human than a dog but that he still needs a better newer Avatar!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,843
Location: Lost, United States
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spank that sexy ass
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,572
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Bite her backside, of course. That one was for im_lush but I might just bite Gingers arse too.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Kick his arse into sweet oblivion
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,572
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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I'd rather you kissed it into sweet oblivion, but whatever, I'll spank yours into sweet oblivion.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Well....
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,185
Location: Northern Hemisphere
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pull those panties down and slap her ass silly!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Write a 'W' on each cheek of his arse.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,185
Location: Northern Hemisphere
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tease her with a carrot -slowly from her perineum to the top of her crack
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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shove the carrot up his arse
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,185
Location: Northern Hemisphere
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i enjoyed that carrot!
grab her cheeks, and slowly lick from her perineum to the top of her crack
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Shove 3 more carrots up his arse, see how much he enjoys THAT
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,843
Location: Lost, United States
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stay out of the way of those darn carrots
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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LMAO!!! stay out of the way of those darn farts..
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,572
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Seeing as people are playing with food, I'll introduce some ginger into the equation for a spot if figging.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,633
Location: So Cal, United States
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nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Ask her to never bend over in front of me again!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/9/2012
Posts: 7,291
Location: United States
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Whistle and then give her a pinch and a  then point at Racs.... Giggling the whole time
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Ohh what a golden opportunity!! I would pinch his arse, then slap it hard, and just as he starts to think he got lucky, I'd pull his shorts up quickly and give him a big wedgie!! 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/23/2011
Posts: 201
Location: Gallifrey, United States
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Sigh a little, knowing she doesn't swing that way and then help her straighten her ears for that hunk studmuffin she just got done with :)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Thank her very much for straightening my ears, for reading my bio and for not hitting on me LOL
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 12/18/2011
Posts: 2,247
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Give her a little slap and run off shouting "It was seth or ummmmm some other guy!"
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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I would help her stand up cause the weight of those boobies are probably what made her bend over in the first place
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/9/2012
Posts: 113
Location: United States
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/6/2012
Posts: 753
Location: United Kingdom
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buy her a t-shirt that fits.......
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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spank his tail
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