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DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 12:09:54 PM

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Good Afternoon Lushkins...what you got there Slippery? Is that a mojito?

I think you really need a bigger one to get the party going...


Anyway...nice to see you Elaine, and hope you had a nice birthday...how's the new Audi TT doing? Just be careful parking it outside here in this neighborhood...and whatever you do, don't pass the keys to anyone pretending to be a parking valet...

While I'm here...what's the drink special today? Actually, that mojito looks nice...I'll take one of those in a large bucket myself...

Cheers,
Alan.
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Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 2:53:42 PM

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You're absolutely right Mr. Martini, sir. How selfish of me!

Mojitos all around! They're all on me.



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 6:17:00 PM

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Sisters, you silly thing, that's a head under those hats. ;)

With all these limes and that mint, there's an odd scent of something clean and citrus smelling befouling the usual funk around here.

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 6:17:19 PM

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I have never had one of those in my life. I'll try it. evil4
Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:07:19 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
I have never had one of those in my life. I'll try it. evil4


You really have no idea how delicious they are. But be careful because you barely notice the rum because of the mint, and if you help yourself to one too many, it'll sneak up on ya.

In fact, if you made a virgin mojito, you could hardly tell the difference.



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 4:55:42 AM

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Morning, Lush lusters. After swilling down all those mojitos, odds are extra strong coffee will be called upon this morning.

Congrats to one and all (or vice versa) on making it to that great holiday, TGIF. With the Olympics over and college football still a couple weeks off, seems like the only logical thing to do this weekend is to get drunk and screw. Just a suggestion.

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Dani
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 11:03:52 AM

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Get drunk and screw you say, Sir Rump? Well why not kill 2 birds with 1 stone?! Screwdrivers all around!



Ingredients: 1 Part Vodka, 2 Parts Orange Juice (pulp free)
Instructions: Build over in a highball glass. Garnish with an orange slice.





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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 11:23:00 AM

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Slippery, let me not be mis-conscrewed. That suggestion, 'get drunk and screw' was not an either/or proposition. ;)

And speaking of getting screwed, one double Screwdriver coming up.

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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 11:30:16 AM

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Oh forgive me, Mr. Rump, sir. Seems I've done an awful job of explaining myself. Perhaps they're called "Screwdrivers" because they drive you to screw. dontknow

Mind=Blown



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 5:38:34 PM

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Slippery, that sounds like a winner to me. ;)

Think I'll toddle off and spend the evening improving what passes for my mind with a heaping helping of Lush porn.

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FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:41:04 AM

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Don't know about the rest of you, but around here it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. Only logical thing to do is imbibe a steady series of tall, cold, alcoholic drinks while praying the A/C does not suffer a meltdown.

glasses8

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FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 3:51:33 PM

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The weather here is pleasantly suckish. It's nothing but rain and storms and clouds and shit. But it's cuddle weather. bunny

Seems like the perfect time for a hot toddy. coffee



Ingredients:

1 oz brandy, whiskey or rum
1 Tbsp honey
1/4 lemon
1 cup hot water
1 tea bag

Preparation:

Coat the bottom of a mug or an Irish coffee glass with honey.
Add the liquor and the juice of the lemon quarter.
On the side, heat water in a tea kettle and add the tea bag to make hot tea.
Pour the steaming tea into the glass and stir.



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 7:22:35 AM

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Morning, seekers after sensual satisfaction. Coffee's on. No doughnut holes but there is an open bag of fried pork skins for those with a bad case of the munchies.

Thought today we'd spend a moment in silent prayer for the Houston Astros. In case you were wondering, they are supposed to be a major league baseball team. However, last time I checked, the 'Stros had lost over 2/3rds of their games and were 34 games out of first place. Obviously, they don't have a prayer of finishing with a winning record, much less making it to the post-season.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 5:44:35 AM

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Morning recumbant Rumplators. Consider yourself warned, I made today's coffee. However, it should be noted that I sandblasted out most of the hardcore sludge in the bottom of the pot.

Seems folks took the concept of silent prayers (in this case, for the woeful Houston Astors) to its logical extreme. That's okay. The sorry-ass 'Stros need all the help they can get.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 9:06:30 AM

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I'm sorry I can't get into baseball. I'm more of a football kinda gal!


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 10:02:08 AM

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Me too, NN. Well, I'm not a gal. At least your sisters keep tossing me out of the ladies room.

My favorite sport is college football but it seemed to me that the almost inconceivable incompetence of the Astros deserve notice.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 12:01:17 PM

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My home baseball team is the reds. We haven't done diddly squat in for-ev-er!


Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 12:04:02 PM

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(& sadly that diddly is more than the football team :'( bungal or the browns. Thank god for the buckeyes or we would have nothing to cheer about.


Guest
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 12:20:08 PM

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Hmmm AMERICAN football and Baseball - nope no nowt about either of 'em

What about Welly Throwing?

Anyway thats my two pennies worth - please may one have a drinky poos now? If so i'd like a surprise!!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 12:49:53 PM

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Here's your surprise drink, Sisters. Don't let the funny looking foam flowing over the top or the strange fumes worry you. The bottom line is if your bottom is still on the stool after finishing this, the next one is on the house.

Naughty Nurse, you might want to check out this year's edition of your Reds. They've been kicking ass and taking names all season and have a 6.5 game lead over the second place Pirates.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 12:53:29 PM

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naughtynurse wrote:
My home baseball team is the reds. We haven't done diddly squat in for-ev-er!


Can you say Pete Rose and Johnny Bench?
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Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 12:55:05 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Here's your surprise drink, Sisters. Don't let the funny looking foam flowing over the top or the strange fumes worry you. The bottom line is if your bottom is still on the stool after finishing this, the next one is on the house.

glasses8


Oh so it's a DM special then...drunken
Guest
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 5:06:58 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:


Can you say Pete Rose and Johnny Bench?

hall of famer & should-be hall of famer. They just haven't done much in recent history. I'm glad they are doing well this year! (but I'll take your word for it RF, I still am not a baseball fan)


WTF is this? I didn't write this?
Guest
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 5:07:39 PM

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The part with Pete and Johnny I did but, not the other! How weird is that? Now the system is putting words into my mouth.
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 5:22:31 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
The part with Pete and Johnny I did but, not the other! How weird is that? Now the system is putting words into my mouth.


O shit, Chef thats my fault, the edit and quote button are side by side and I hit the wrong one...I was trying to QUOTE YOU... MAJOR Apologies!!!


Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 5:24:01 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:


Can you say Pete Rose and Johnny Bench?



hall of famer & should-be hall of famer. They just haven't done much in recent history. I'm glad they are doing well this year! (but I'll take your word for it RF, I still am not a baseball fan)


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 6:01:38 PM

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Can't be sure, of course, but would appear the Chef and the Nurse each had a couple of those 'surprise' drinks. Which reminds me, anyone heard from Sisters since she finished her drink?

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:43:15 AM

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I haven't but heck I slept for 12 hrs after that drink. She had a few so I wouldn't look for her for awhile!


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:27:33 AM

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Morning, to all in search of sexual satiation. Today's coffee is extra strong to help those who imbibed one ore more of yesterday's 'surprise' drink re-enter the here and now. Not that either the now or here have musch to recommend them.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 11:15:07 AM

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Sorry I've been gone for so long, but I came back for Titty Tuesday. That's all that really matters, right?dontknow





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