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DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, June 26, 2012 5:08:17 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

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Posts: 5,778
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
I thought this picture should be posted somewhere..."FAIL Thread" seems appropriate...



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Java
Posted: Tuesday, June 26, 2012 9:21:53 PM

Rank: Coquette Roguette

Joined: 12/19/2009
Posts: 1,830
Location: the Island of Misfit Toys


Janice vs. Donatella Versace


DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:01:00 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

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Posts: 5,778
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Not sure what the correct name for this fail is..."Shelf stocking fail" maybe?



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adele
Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 9:31:56 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...


There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Java
Posted: Sunday, July 22, 2012 6:15:54 PM

Rank: Coquette Roguette

Joined: 12/19/2009
Posts: 1,830
Location: the Island of Misfit Toys



TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 12:18:52 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 1,298
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 2:48:21 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,778
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
I think this is some sort of FAIL here...or else the ducks are just bigger in that part of town...



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DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 10:27:20 AM

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Posts: 5,778
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
This story cannot have a happy ending...



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adele
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 12:25:20 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...








There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 8:14:36 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

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Posts: 5,778
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Oh, that babysitter ad was funny Adele...I might have to steal that one...

Here is what you might call a Condom FAIL...or it will if he tries to use it anyway...




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Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 9:07:19 PM

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Joined: 5/6/2011
Posts: 771
Location: In my mind, Australia
^That made me laugh. :)

Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.

Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."

Axl - That's not "uvula."

From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
Naughty_Magician
Posted: Friday, August 03, 2012 10:27:14 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 1,800
Location: Sublime Heights, Germany






Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 04, 2012 8:16:20 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 531,823
These last 2 make me laugh. Especially subway boy.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 04, 2012 8:34:43 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 531,823





lafayettemister
Posted: Monday, August 06, 2012 3:16:09 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 6,372
Location: Alabama, United States






When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Nikki703
Posted: Monday, August 06, 2012 3:34:58 PM

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Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 12,624
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
Nikki703
Posted: Monday, August 06, 2012 3:36:29 PM

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Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
Nikki703
Posted: Monday, August 06, 2012 3:36:59 PM

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Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 11:01:05 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,778
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Go to your local store, amazing the stuff you can find...btw, something tells me this can't be legal in any civilized country...just sayin'


And yeah, I like to keep my ice in the freezer until I'm ready to use it...keeps it fresher or something...




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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 2:11:35 AM

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This home definitely offers more than the average house...


And this sounds painful just reading it...



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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 12:18:45 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,778
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
I'm telling you, few things in life are more attractive than a gal who has "Filthy Cunt" tattooed in big letters across her chest...



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Guest
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 7:27:18 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 531,823
Oh now there's a class act.
adele
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 10:03:45 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
















There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
nicola
Posted: Saturday, August 25, 2012 11:39:23 PM

Rank: Matriarch

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 25,419
Location: The Orgasmatron
REAL Catholic Church logo fail...

DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:30:36 AM

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Posts: 5,778
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Looks legit to me...what's the problem here?



But, you know...it really is the thought that counts...happy8




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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Saturday, September 01, 2012 8:47:30 AM

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Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 1,298
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
Frank
Posted: Saturday, September 01, 2012 10:25:39 AM

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Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 9,263
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

Frank
Posted: Saturday, September 01, 2012 10:26:11 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 9,263
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

adele
Posted: Sunday, September 02, 2012 10:42:35 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...







There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Frank
Posted: Sunday, September 02, 2012 7:54:46 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 9,263
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

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