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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:21:19 PM

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Sounds like a winner, Slippery. But don't forget we're equal opportunity rowdies around here, so feel free to come back to celebrate any day with a 'y' in its name.

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Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 3:18:39 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Can't be sure, of course, but would appear the Chef and the Nurse each had a couple of those 'surprise' drinks. Which reminds me, anyone heard from Sisters since she finished her drink?

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No...drunken
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Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 4:31:24 PM

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naughtynurse wrote:


O shit, Chef thats my fault, the edit and quote button are side by side and I hit the wrong one...I was trying to QUOTE YOU... MAJOR Apologies!!!


Holee Cow! I forget that you're a SV and didn't even consider that!Whistle All is well. I'm not as bat shit crazy as I thought I was. *Looks around daring anyone to say anything*
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 5:15:17 PM

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According to Sisters, there has been no sighting of her since she knocked off that 'surprise' drink.

Chef, your not being as bat shit crazy as you thought you were -- that's a good thing, right?

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Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 5:34:17 PM

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I've been doing some thinking on how to generate customers around this joint. Perhaps we should do "Martini Mondays". Don't decide anything now. Just think it over...drunken



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 5:17:57 AM

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Happy Hump Day horny hunks and hunkettes. Coffee's on and there's a plate full of pre-dunked doughnuts. Go ahead, try one, you may like 'em.

Slippery, thanks for the suggestion about how to bring in more customers. But considering the type of patrons who tend to wander in here, odds are 'Moonshine Monday' would work better.

That said, the only sure-fire way to pull in more bar-flies is to post photos of nekkid hunks and hunkettes. I'd appeal for female-type customers to post ones of them-own-selves but that might inspire Coma and Tose to join in. (shudder)

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Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:01:27 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Happy Hump Day horny hunks and hunkettes. Coffee's on and there's a plate full of pre-dunked doughnuts. Go ahead, try one, you may like 'em.

Slippery, thanks for the suggestion about how to bring in more customers. But considering the type of patrons who tend to wander in here, odds are 'Moonshine Monday' would work better.

That said, the only sure-fire way to pull in more bar-flies is to post photos of nekkid hunks and hunkettes. I'd appeal for female-type customers to post ones of them-own-selves but that might inspire Coma and Tose to join in. (shudder)

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Who cares Rump, let em join in for a changePour Wine
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 6:06:35 AM

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Happy Tushy Thursday. Coffee's on and there's Beaver Breath Brandy to help kill the taste.

Scooter, welcome back and all that, but have you been away on a protracted drunk, or what? Nekkiud photos of Coma and Tose -- the very thought is enough to make being blind seem like a blessing. :)

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Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 2:07:07 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
I've been doing some thinking on how to generate customers around this joint. Perhaps we should do "Martini Mondays". Don't decide anything now. Just think it over...drunken


Oooo you know the first thought that came into my fluffy little head when i saw Miss Slippery's post was having to see Mr D Martini every Monday - now that is enough to send anyone to drink drunken

(only kidding DM i would love to have a drink with you, as long as it's not the same as the last special i had !!)
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Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 6:27:35 PM

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Dammit! I missed Weenie Wednesday again! Now we're up to Thirsty Thursday! I have nooo trouble with that one.
Went and got 2 cases of beer, plenty of charcoal and cat food. Got my eye on Isaac. I lived and learned from Charlie, Francis and Jean too well to not be prepared.
Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 8:11:10 PM

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Aww damn! Did I miss happy hour again?!

And I need a drink after the day I had. I was doing some routine aquarium maintenance today for a client, and I almost fell in. They have sharks.



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 5:20:46 AM

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Good (TGIF) Morning, lusters for the Lush life. Coffee's on. Beaver Breath Brandy and Bailey's is available to help it go down.

Speaking of going down, Slippery, since you're still with us, I suppose those sharks weren't particularly hungry. Either that or you're a 'fast woman' in more than just the social sense.

Chef, don't forget the 151 proof rum to help with any snake bites.

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Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 6:11:00 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Dammit! I missed Weenie Wednesday again! Now we're up to Thirsty Thursday! I have nooo trouble with that one.
Went and got 2 cases of beer, plenty of charcoal and cat food. Got my eye on Isaac. I lived and learned from Charlie, Francis and Jean too well to not be prepared.


My boss has a job in Tampa this weekend; glad I'm working for him in NY right now!

Dani
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 9:48:04 AM

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Actually, Sir Rump, I didn't actually fall in. I almost did, though. And then I would have found out if they were hungry or not.



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 9:59:44 AM

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Good Morning my fellow Lushkiners...what are we celebrating this morning? Oh, another day ending in "Y"...sounds like reason to celebrate to me...

So, nobody here got eaten by sharks recently? Sounds like we have two reasons here to celebrate...

Pass me a bottle of that there fine, aged liquor known throughout the world as Beaver Breath...and pour me a shot of coffee on the side...easy on that coffee, Busty's coffee has been known to remove varnish from floors and kill cockroaches...

Cheers,
Alan.
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Dani
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 2:55:39 PM

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Can someone tell me the nutrition facts or at least the chemical properties of Beaver Breath Brandy?dontknow



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Guest
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 4:20:27 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Can someone tell me the nutrition facts or at least the chemical properties of Beaver Breath Brandy?dontknow


Hmmm not a hope miss slippery as you cannnot remember drinking it let alone what the bottle looks like.

Anyway whilst i was passing i would like a vodka and lime - oh and can you put Harry Potter on the TV as i missed it earlier!

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 5:53:45 PM

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A traveling salesman for a small-town, family owned liquor company's dropped off a new product. Said it should be a perfect fit for the typical Rumplation drinker. This new stuff is called, Toad Suck Tequila: the pride of Toad Suck, Arkansas. He pointed out that instead of a worm, each bottle has a few boll weevils somewhere near the bottom. Sounds like imaginative marketing to me.

Anyway, the good news is the first shot is on the house. Kind of a free trial sample. Good drinking and good luck.

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Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 6:15:50 PM

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naughtynurse wrote:


My boss has a job in Tampa this weekend; glad I'm working for him in NY right now!


The RNC starts this week-end too. Oh joy. Whole lotta blowing going on everywhere it seems.
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Posted: Saturday, August 25, 2012 8:27:34 AM

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I have missed out on all the weeks activities,
Well it's Sat. and I would like something salty
with a twist of sweet. I think that would be an extra large
MARGARITA please! I have heard there's a hard rain gonna fall in Florida.
Stay in, stay hydrated, and have a wild good time.
Pour Wine

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, August 25, 2012 9:25:07 AM

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Good mid-day, fellow Lush lounge lizards. There's plenty of coffee, Beaver Breath Brandy, and the new, Toad Suck Tequila makes an unbelievable margarita.Here's hoping the next few days are endurable for Florida folks. Between a hurricane and the GOP national convention, there's gonna be a whole lot of hot air swirling about.

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FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, August 26, 2012 11:15:41 AM

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Dearly beloved, with both man-made and nature's own wind bearing down on south Florida, instead of the usual Burning Bush BS, let's take a moment to send (pick one or more):

Prayers
Good vibes
Best Wishes
Positive thought
and/or the good luck of crossed fingers

...for all the folks awaiting the big blow and those who have already endured Isaac.

Can I have a big, AMEN?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, August 26, 2012 11:27:00 AM

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Good Afternoon my Lushketeer friends...lovely sermon there, nicely summing up a number of reasons why I stay out of Florida...

It's actually quite nice here in NJ today...cool breeze, and rather fall-like...and no RNC or other hot air around here...

Anyway...I think I might need to try one of those fancy, high class type Toad Suck Tequila margaritas...if that don't work, I'll just chase it with a tall glass of Beaver Breath brandy...but, I have a feeling I should be good...

Yeah, if a traveling salesman from Arkansas says this stuff is good...who am I to argue?

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, August 26, 2012 3:11:19 PM

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Alan, can't think of a better way to spend my 2000th post than to use it providing you with a Toad Suck Tequila Margarita with a tall chaser of Beaver Breath Brandy.

note: I fixed enough so Coma and Tose along with Terrance and any latecomers, could join you in partaking of these Sunday spirits.

Enjoy the nice weather while you can.

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Posted: Monday, August 27, 2012 5:21:54 AM

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Morning all good people

It's a holiday here in the UK so as it is a typical English summer day (yep rain and very windy - in fact we have our mini Isaac at this moment) i vote we all stay here at the bar. Play some tunes on the jukebox, play games and have a few drinks, but none of those specials as the last time i woke up slumped against the wall outside.

Have a nice day drunken

E xx

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 27, 2012 6:23:34 AM

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Morning Monday moaners. Busty has done her best, coffee-wise. I've done my best, remedy-wise, by putting out the Bailey's and Beaver Breath Brandy . All of the above should be considered armed and dangerous.

In the 'It's an ill wind that blows no good' department, Isaac has given Florida, by that state's standards, little more than a love tap while washing out the first day of the Republican Nat'l Convention in Tampa. Those First Church of the Burning Bush prayers and positive vibes must have worked. ;)

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 28, 2012 2:28:42 PM

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Last week of summer and it's too damn hot to post. Since I'm talking to myself, I decided to talk about US of A college football.

The odds makers in Vegas say four of the top five ranked teams will win in blowouts. What I'm gonna do is list them along with Buz's alma mater. The challenge is to pick the game that'll have the most lopsided result. Winner gets a free beer and insults from other participants.

note: Don't worry if you know nothing about US football or the teams. Neither do a lot of betters.

FAVORITE -- UNDERDOG

USC vs Hawaii
LSU vs North Texas State
Oklahoma vs Texas-El Paso
Georgia vs Buffalo
Oregon vs Arkansas State

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Posted: Tuesday, August 28, 2012 3:22:07 PM

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Hi RF

Please give me a drink, any drink! - i've just spent the last hour finding photos on my computer which it appeared i had lost, good job i back up my computer regularly.

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 28, 2012 6:15:15 PM

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Way to go, Sisters!

What about a champagne cocktail to celebrate in style?

BTW, if any of those photos include nekkid wimmin, feel free to post 'em here. Oh, Busty says pics of nekkid guys are okay, unless they look like Coma and Tose.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 6:42:11 AM

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Morning, riders (writers?) of the storm. There's cafe au Lait this AM in recognition of the folks in New Orleans and along the Gulf coast are going through.

Later on there'll be Rumplations' version of 'The Hurricane' from Pat O'Brien's French Quarter bar.

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