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SirBunny
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 12:15:50 PM

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Location: KZN, South Africa
Granted, you are a car guard and have to stay in the parking area.

I wish for a years supply of Brandy.




adele
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 1:12:56 AM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but it is locked in your wine cellar and you have lost the key

I wish i could drag my ass off here and get to sleep!

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
subgirl14
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 4:43:18 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 4/29/2012
Posts: 97
Location: My House, United States
granted, but you go into a coma.

i wish i could live in near my boyfriend
Harry7785
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:12:11 AM

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Location: United States
Granted, but you find he has other "friends" living with him.

I wish this flight were shorter.
subgirl14
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:21:11 AM

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Location: My House, United States
granted. your flight is a LOT shorter. that tends to happen when a plane crashes into the ocean.

wish i was done with this damn move
adele
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 5:00:32 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, you are done with THIS move, but you are doomed to move every month for the next 20 years. don't bother unpacking!

I wish my friend was joining me on my upcoming trip

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
spearone
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 2:41:14 PM

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Posts: 1,479
Location: Here
Yes, but he's bringing a live alligator that he wants u to take care of...

I wish i was vacationing in Rome right now

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Harry7785
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 8:33:17 PM

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Location: United States
Granted but you have to spend the entire time in the catacombs.

Wish this build was complete!
adele
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 11:21:09 PM

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Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
spearone wrote:
Yes, but he's bringing a live alligator that he wants u to take care of...

I wish i was vacationing in Rome right now


Who said it was a he?

for Harry:
granted, but it is only the first of 50 builds you have to finish

I wish my good mood would return

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Harry7785
Posted: Friday, August 03, 2012 8:26:31 PM

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Location: United States
Granted, but it leads to too much time on Lush and you loose your job

I wish I were somewhere else tonight and not stuck out on the road.
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 03, 2012 8:53:26 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,935
Granted, but you lose your job.


I wish I were a Fortune Teller
spearone
Posted: Saturday, August 04, 2012 4:21:52 AM

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Posts: 1,479
Location: Here
Greanted - but you can never tell your own fortune

I wish my chest cold goes away

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Guest
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 6:57:19 PM

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Granted - but then you grow big boobies

I wish I lived closer to him.
HiddenTalent
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 5:20:08 AM

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Location: United Kingdom
granted - but he has to work away 11 months of the year

i wish i could dink alchohol without getting a hangover
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 5:24:02 AM

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granted - but you are so pissed all the time you can't do anything else.

I wish I was a human and not a bunny
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 6:56:25 AM

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I sure as hell whish I wasn't a dog!

but I'm very glad your a bunny again.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 7:00:00 AM

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Wish denied! I'm so glad you will stay being a doggy, I can be mean to you for a bit longer.. mwahahaha
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 7:56:38 AM

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In that case I will wish for longer legs.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 8:10:28 AM

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ummm no you should be wishing for longer legs, stilly.

I wish for a dog with longer legs.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 11:45:32 AM

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The bottom half of the AV photo to be covered in sheer black nylon.
adele
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 7:55:35 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
lets get this thread back on the right path.

granted, the bottom half of the av is covered in sheer black nylon, but now you see her hairy chest and it ain't pretty.

I wish I was in love

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 7:55:02 AM

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Granted, but the person you loves turns into a fish everytime you kiss him

I wish I could speak Hindi
adele
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:26:45 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but it is an archaic version and no one understands it but you, and now it is the only language you can speak.

I wish I felt better today

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
IronSnake19
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:10:30 PM

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Joined: 12/16/2010
Posts: 81
Location: Parsons, KS.
Granted because you're in an orgasmic bliss from eating a kootie.

(For those of you who may not know a kootie is a grapefruit sized ball of chocolate with a core of various things that can range from cherry pie filling to caramel to doughnut holes depending on what the maker wants to put in them. They were sold at the local fudge shop where I used to live 7 years ago. It was always funny when some guy said I had kooties because he expected the girls to run away from me or something and instead I would ask him how he knew and then run because kooties are *REALLY* good.)


I wish people would stop dissing the american govermental structure, because the structure is sound it's the people who decide to better their friends and their pocket books that are the problem.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
adele
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:18:11 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, now everyone is dissing you!

I hope my car does not need a new computer

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
amy221
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:30:18 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2012
Posts: 592
Location: Canada
Granted, you now drive a horse and buggy.


I wish I could get over my writers block.

love, amy
adele
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:44:58 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, now you have so many stories in your head, you mix them all up when you try writing them, so none of them make any sense.

wish I could stop eating this bag of M&M's

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
IronSnake19
Posted: Monday, August 27, 2012 3:09:06 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 12/16/2010
Posts: 81
Location: Parsons, KS.
Granted because it's empty


adele wrote:
granted, now everyone is dissing you!


Lots of people diss me all the time so it's nothing new.


I wish I had a girlfriend.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
adele
Posted: Tuesday, August 28, 2012 3:16:34 PM

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Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted. Unfortunately for you, the first time you have sex, you discover "she' is a shemale

Iwish I did not have to worry about money

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Ravyn
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 12:31:58 PM

Rank: Cock Connoisseur

Joined: 4/26/2010
Posts: 2,091
Location: Bend, United States
Granted, you win the lottery but you discover what you received is monopoly money.

I wish to be better and not make mistakes...

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