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too funny
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Well that tops the cake. That's one way to get off.
Carpe Diem
Red out
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"Faster!"
"Faster, slut!"
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i think i might have to take my girl for a bike ride
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Would so love to be that bicycle seat....but was really thinking she was gonna lube that chain....VJ
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Excellent !! 
Algol
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At first I thought she was just exhausted from too much pedalling!! But then... as she progressed...
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LMAO
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.
Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
Sex with a big dog - Labrador-gasms.
Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.
Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.
Q. How would you call sex on a bycicle? A. .............
Ok buddies, find a name for it.
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You want to add horses to that female orgasm factor LOL
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To HoneyBee: Sex on horseback _______________ .
Sex with a horse _________________ .
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1. Kinky, erotic, hot
2. Bestiality, ergo DISGUSTING!!!!!!
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Hello everyone, Well for those of you who have already read my story "Cycling for Girls", you will know that I have had similar experiences to this girl in the video - She could be me!! For those of you who havent read about my cycling experiences - well, perhaps you should!  Katie XXXX
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have done it with a butt plug in
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That is funny. Thanks for posting.
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too funny
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marcosurbina wrote:To HoneyBee: Sex on horseback- Jockey-gasm .
Sex with a horse- Neigh-gasm. And as for the orgasm on a bicycle question, why not keep it simple? Bike-gasm :)
Current Project: It's a suprise.... ;)On Hold: New In Town: Chapter Two Drafting
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