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dear nurse who answered my phone call to the doctor.
there is a reason why i wanted to talk to my doctor. he is the medical expert. while i am not openly dismissing your experience in the field, he is the doctor, and i would value his opinion JUST a little bit more then yours. Also, there was more than just one reason i called. so to assume that you "answered" my question, without checking to see if there were others just alludes to your horrible mannerisms and i feel pity for your patients. if you act this way to everyone i can only hope you won't be in the field for a long time, or someone gives you the dressing down you fucking deserve.
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Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,603
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Fuck you, malware! You want a piece of me, huh? Ya fucking arsehole! I'll delete your arse, to fucking oblivion and not the good kind either! Bring it on, bitch! Aye, you, fucking run, you'd better, I'll fucking break your neck! And the bastards that wrote it too, lemme at 'em! I'll show them what for, I'll kick them in the balls for infecting my precious computer with their shitey malware, you ya arseholes, I'll fucking stick my boot up yer arses! *mumbles* fucking bloke can't even get watching porn without picking up a fucking virus or malware. Shitefaces. *looks back, shaking fist at malware devs* Aye, you stay down or I won't go so fucking easy on you the next time. Don't make this Kitty get all malevolent on you again! Fucking... *grr* I fucking need some Lady Vodka *grumbles* Arses.
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Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 968
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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I think I've run out of rage... Now I just avoid you fucking weirdos at all cost. I only deal with positive people now. I never realized what a total fucking buzzkill you people were. It never matters what I say you have a negative fucking answer. "Oh, it's raining." That gets me the total fucking northern hemisphere's forecast and how we're all in big trouble with Mother Nature and that you'd said years ago that the world was in trouble and something should be done about it! Did you really KNOW every little fucking depressing thing? Or do you just make that shit up on the fly? I usually tune you the fuck out after the 6th word. I'm getting better. I used to do about 5mins into the conversation. UGH!! GRRR!!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
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I am sooo angry at my husband right now!!! I think he's being a bitch. Of coarse he says I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He knew I was a bitch from the day he met me, way before we got married. We've been together almost 5 yrs and married only 2 yrs. We have a long fucking road ahead of us and he seems to think that he needs to be given appreciation or thanked every fucking day. He doesn't do all that for me.... and I know I suck at the emotion thing, but damn grow a pair!!!!!!!!! I swear I married a chick! GRRRRRRRRRRR AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE WHEN I COULD REALLY USE MY BEST FRIEND SHE HAS BEEN TOO BUSY TO TALK TO ME.
Thanks for letting me Rant!
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Joined: 8/12/2010
Posts: 399
Location: United States
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Lots and lots of F words.
Wow I feel I'm Surrounded by some of my coworkers at bad times.
By all means though, let it all out. If it helps!
Practice what you know, and it will help to make clear what now you do not know. — Rembrandt
There is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing. — John Cage
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/6/2012
Posts: 308
Location: Living next door to hell, United Kingdom
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Shit, bastard, fuck!!
I have just spent the last six hours writing a story, something that has been going round my head for the last few day. Great i think to myself, in fact i was really chuffed that it was finished so quickly as it can sometimes take days for me complete them. So i then re-read it and fuck, bastard, shit!! i hate the ending.
I'm off out for some retail therapy....
Coming soon.....
Elizabeth Middleton
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,295
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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Fucking TWAT!!! 
And the other Fucking TWAT!!!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/6/2011
Posts: 781
Location: the land of enchantment, United States
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wow i got deleted by someone i had considered a friend...a friend for several years now...for refusing to cyber with him. wow. glad to know who my friends are. thanks man! thumbs up and right on.
oh and p.s. fuck off
littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/25/2012
Posts: 891
Location: The bedroom
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,295
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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If you're such a good writer, what the hell was that bunch of bollocks that just made my eyes bleed? Don't ever claim to be something you aren't unless you can at least back it up with the basics. You look like a ginormously stupid numpty. Yes, that's you I'm talking about.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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I deleted someone because she always try to play game with her rules. I always tried to help her as a friend, I was with her in her good time and bad time.
I came back lush because I wanted some naughty things and she didn't accept it. I respect her and I told "ok, I am on lush to be naughty, and you have my real email address. if you need me, you know where you can find me, but I don't want to chat with you on lush because when I am on lush, I feel horny and maybe I will want cyber with you. So I deleted you on lush".
Now she forgot how I tried to help her in her bad times. and she is angry because she is not in my friend list anymore. DO I CARE???? NO
you bi....
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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YOU BITCH.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/13/2011
Posts: 360
Location: Pittsburgh, United States
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Fucking stupid ass bitch put the fucking newspaper down and drive your fucking car. Read the damn thing at home, or the fucking coffee shop. And we think texting and being on the phone is dangorous. We might need to add a few things to that law. Because your a fucking menace to other drivers around you. Fucking ass hat.
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/13/2011
Posts: 360
Location: Pittsburgh, United States
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Now I'm pissed at the kids in my neighborhood. The little fuck keep unhooking my dogs chain. And letting him run free. Fuckers don't realize how dangerouse doing that can be. Not only are they putting my dog in harms way, but they could get hurt in the process. Little fucks need to stay out of my damn yard.
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,149
Location: Canada
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Seriously... I take 4 days off... the first ones since fucking January, and I end up with 1200 emails waiting for me tomorrow!!! 1200!!!! does anyone know how long it takes to open fucking 1200 emails!!!!!!
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/doubt.aspx
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Rank: Story Lover
Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 2,633
Location: Fantasy City, United States
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So you thought you were going to bring me down? You seriously thought that messing with the fucking reports on my assistant's system would make me look like a fool? It's called CYA you idiot. I'm good at my job, which is why they promoted me OVER you...stupid. Now you're going to be fired! HAHA 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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Because of some asshole that quit on her and treated her like shit she wouldnt come and watch her alma mater play their season opener in my home state. She had a good time a few weeks ago here and Im pissed that shes missing out on the game. AND shes not here to help me move the rest of my stuff. FML tonight!
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 6/4/2012
Posts: 19
Location: Dallas, United States
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WessMan wrote:Because of some asshole that quit on her and treated her like shit she wouldnt come and watch her alma mater play their season opener in my home state. She had a good time a few weeks ago here and Im pissed that shes missing out on the game. AND shes not here to help me move the rest of my stuff. FML tonight! Not cool, Wesley.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 968
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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Dear inSignificant Other, You're just SO much fucking fun to be around! NOT... You got some ass kissing to do. I suggest you start soon. I'm tired of babysitting you. Man the fuck up. Sincerely, Your Frustrated & Pissed Off Girlfriend
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Joined: 12/13/2011
Posts: 360
Location: Pittsburgh, United States
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I swear that all hell breaks loose when I'm not around. How hard is it to be civil to each other. Fucking grow the fuck up.
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,343
Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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You call me when I'm at the bathroom? serious? I'm sitting there in peace and quiet and you actually call me? What's wrong with this day and age where we're so attached to our phones that we forget to take them off when we're going to the bathroom and lo and behold, someone gives you a ring and you gotta sit there and hold it in while the bankwoman goes on about how your internetbank is gonna be changed. Fuck this shit!
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 343
Location: Where they still believe in Magic...
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To al the victims of their own stupidity who are healthy, lived longer on this planet then you have but harass you with a I am a lost puppy and I need help voice.. Get a grip of your life! Grow the fuck up and help those who are in need in deed!! Stop whining like a baby and be responsible for your own life... You are The mother for fuck sake... stop looking for one!
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,581
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Hey you! Not you, the guy behind you...yeah you! You're not nearly as smart/intelligent/intellectual as you think you are. So fuck you! 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,343
Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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Things I'd like to do at this moment: 1) Write my stories 2) Watch some good movies or series 3) Play some fun games 4) Flirt with hot chicks 5) Masturbate to photoshopped pictures with LadyX's face on them Things I have to do 1) Call around for jobs 2) Find my CV somewhere in all the horrible shit that's my computerfolders(already checked the pornfolder very thouroghly in case it was hidden in a video or a picture. Can never be too sure) 3) Fill out job applications 4) Realise that life sucks donkeyballs dipped in vinegar. FUCK YOU, SOCIETY!
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 12/18/2011
Posts: 2,253
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Ok only my second... well thrid trip to the rage cage but... When the hell did lush become a counselling service? And when the hell did I become a counseller? Yes, I care about my friends but I only come on for like an hour or two these days. And people want me to come on and talk to them about their problems for 2 hours.... Ummm NO! Sorry not doing it anymore. We all have shit going on with our lifes and coming to me at the moment with petty annoying these will only get even more pissed! Not only that but there dont even say "how are you" to me like at all its so self obessed... So I'm going to take a leaf out of there books for once in my life. What the hell happened to enjoying lush, having a good f-ing time for god sake. 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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hmmm. Where do I start?
I guess my rage is mostly about 'friends' that can't distinguish fantasy from reality. I recognize that some relationships can be powerful here, but really...they aren't real life. They only become real life when the fantasy is preferred over reality. The edge is closer than we think.
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Rank: Clever Gem
Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 2,014
Location: Exactly where I should be!, United Kingdom
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theplayer wrote:hmmm. Where do I start?
friends list? hmmm.
profile page postings? ahhh.
comments on stories that are self promoting and groundless? ohh.
bad behavior in chat rooms? wow.
spreading rumors that have no basis in fact but seem to gain momentum with each telling? holy shit!
friending me just to see what your significant other posts on my profile? or me on theirs? Yes, you!!
blocking is cool too!
the ultimate weapon? unfriend...very hot right now!
how about whispers? shhh.
black box sex in 100 characters or less? wow! that takes real skill!!
so...clearly I dont have a starting point...just a few musings about cyber life in the land of Lush...
I'm still here...and still loving it ...but really? slow down and enjoy the ride!! AND BREATHE.... see there are reasons for being particular! 
Now with audio!!!!
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Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness
Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 2,011
Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
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thanks for posting you guys... i feel so blessed right now...
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,295
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,149
Location: Canada
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Jag är så frunktansvärt trött! Jag vill sova!! Jag vill inte känna mig stessad. Jag vill kunna slappna av! Jag vill inte fylla I mina immigrations paper. Jag vill ha semester utan att behöva titta på min mobil eller job email. Jag vill ligga på en strand och bara ta det lungt!!!! SATAN!! FAN!! HELVETE!!!
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/doubt.aspx
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