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Princess4Jim
Posted: Wednesday, September 05, 2012 7:09:56 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/15/2011
Posts: 328
Location: In your Fantasy, United States
This can't be happening.

Phaypi
Posted: Wednesday, September 05, 2012 7:51:33 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 7/31/2012
Posts: 99
Location: o.o, United States
My bf - "Sex is the cherry on the icecream"
Heck, I rarely get cherries on my icecream, maybe thats why I get friend-zoned by all the attractive guys?

~Come, fall in love!~ ;)
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 05, 2012 9:34:35 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,160
"Please, this is a 'no-F-bomb' zone."
Americanheart
Posted: Friday, September 07, 2012 12:07:48 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 8,733
Location: In his arms, United States
thank god it's friday

perkynipples
Posted: Friday, September 07, 2012 1:27:49 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/13/2011
Posts: 360
Location: Pittsburgh, United States
Bite me!

Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
Travengineer
Posted: Friday, September 07, 2012 3:34:28 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 7/30/2012
Posts: 31
Location: Westerly, United States
THAT is going to leave a mark.
Saga
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 12:50:00 AM

Rank: Corporal Turnip

Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 4,826
Location: Canada
TMI - Too much information!!
elitfromnorth
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 2:08:19 AM

Rank: Brawling Berserker

Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,588
Location: Burrowed, Norway
Two quotes:
"Work work"
-Peons in Warcraft III

"Why do I always get the dirtjobs?"
-Dozers in Generals

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
Saga
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 3:13:18 PM

Rank: Corporal Turnip

Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 4,826
Location: Canada
woo hoo
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 9:38:40 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,160
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!crybaby cussing
zantes
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 8:04:12 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 7/26/2012
Posts: 276
Location: Halifax, Canada
"You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't."
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 10, 2012 12:40:48 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,160
Ouch!
Saga
Posted: Monday, September 10, 2012 10:13:25 PM

Rank: Corporal Turnip

Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 4,826
Location: Canada
BITE ME!
VanGogh
Posted: Monday, September 10, 2012 10:32:45 PM

Rank: Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado

Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 2,752
Location: Vancouver, Canada
Seriously??

For the Anal Lovers .... come enjoy my RR honoured An Alluring Ass

Another Sex in the Office Poem (I know you love those!!) In Your Office

* * * * * *
"The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play." - Arnold J. Toynbee
“Everything you can imagine is real.” - Pablo Picasso
Aletheia
Posted: Monday, September 10, 2012 11:34:03 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 7/5/2012
Posts: 271
Location: Through the Looking Glass, United States
"It wasn't me, I didn't do it, and you can't prove a thing!"
HelenCath
Posted: Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:06:56 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/19/2012
Posts: 1,291
Location: Australia
"awkward!"
Saga
Posted: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 12:06:05 AM

Rank: Corporal Turnip

Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 4,826
Location: Canada
Sleep? Who needs sleep?
Cami
Posted: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:04:01 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/3/2012
Posts: 241
Location: Myhouse, Canada
Does it look like I give a fuck?

I can't help but to wonder why.
loveamongriots
Posted: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:18:31 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 6/4/2012
Posts: 19
Location: Dallas, United States
Cami wrote:
Does it look like I give a fuck?


I'm using this one for the rest of the week!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:26:29 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,160
"Hmmm"
HelenCath
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 3:34:22 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/19/2012
Posts: 1,291
Location: Australia
'random'
Americanheart
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 11:09:34 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 8,733
Location: In his arms, United States
thank god it's friday

Guest
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 11:25:40 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,160
I'm switching between "bloody hell" and "bollocks" sometimes "bloody bollocks" and on occasion "I like trains" in a funny voice because it's funny.
ElChupacabras
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 11:53:39 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/13/2012
Posts: 205
Location: Ibagué, Colombia
I got away with it He-He.
littlemissbitch
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 12:09:21 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/6/2011
Posts: 778
Location: the land of enchantment, United States
Paradigm Shift

littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
She
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 5:05:12 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 2,052
Location: Europe
Lake57
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 6:33:37 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 9/4/2012
Posts: 26
Location: United States
I can't do it.
TheGulfCoaster
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 7:02:24 AM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 1/2/2011
Posts: 581
Location: Sarasota County, United States
loveamongriots wrote:


I'm using this one for the rest of the week!


My variation on 'does it look like I give a fuck' is:

You've obviously got me confused with someone who gives a fuck.
Bunny_Chow
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 3:30:04 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 5,744
Location: Around, South Africa
Fuck Mondays




Guest
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 4:24:05 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,160
"Did I really just do that? Fuck, I did. Bloody hell."
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