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This can't be happening.
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Joined: 7/31/2012
Posts: 87
Location: o.o, United States
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My bf - "Sex is the cherry on the icecream" Heck, I rarely get cherries on my icecream, maybe thats why I get friend-zoned by all the attractive guys?
Soft Moments: Sunset
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"Please, this is a 'no-F-bomb' zone."
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Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,731
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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thank god it's friday
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Joined: 12/13/2011
Posts: 360
Location: Pittsburgh, United States
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Bite me!
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
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Joined: 7/30/2012
Posts: 31
Location: Westerly, United States
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THAT is going to leave a mark.
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,357
Location: Canada
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,404
Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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Two quotes: "Work work" -Peons in Warcraft III "Why do I always get the dirtjobs?" -Dozers in Generals
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,357
Location: Canada
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Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,697
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! 
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Joined: 7/26/2012
Posts: 242
Location: Halifax, Canada
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"You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't."
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,008
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Ouch!
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,357
Location: Canada
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 2,006
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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Seriously??
Another Sex in the Office Poem ( I know you love those!!) In Your OfficeMy Camera Contest Entry .... The Watchful Eyea love poem reflective of what a camera observes .... The CumSlut Series ... dedicated to Ben His CumSlut(milf/hotel sex) Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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Joined: 7/5/2012
Posts: 226
Location: Through the Looking Glass, United States
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"It wasn't me, I didn't do it, and you can't prove a thing!"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/19/2012
Posts: 1,269
Location: Australia
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"awkward!"
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
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Posts: 3,357
Location: Canada
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/3/2012
Posts: 225
Location: Myhouse, Canada
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Does it look like I give a fuck?
I can't help but to wonder why.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 6/4/2012
Posts: 19
Location: Dallas, United States
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Cami wrote:Does it look like I give a fuck? I'm using this one for the rest of the week!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,697
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/19/2012
Posts: 1,269
Location: Australia
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'random'
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,731
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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thank god it's friday
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,697
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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I'm switching between "bloody hell" and "bollocks" sometimes "bloody bollocks" and on occasion "I like trains" in a funny voice because it's funny.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/13/2012
Posts: 205
Location: Ibagué, Colombia
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I got away with it He-He.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/6/2011
Posts: 781
Location: the land of enchantment, United States
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Paradigm Shift
littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
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Posts: 1,914
Location: Europe
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Joined: 9/4/2012
Posts: 23
Location: United States
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I can't do it.
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 1/2/2011
Posts: 582
Location: Sarasota County, United States
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loveamongriots wrote:
I'm using this one for the rest of the week!
My variation on 'does it look like I give a fuck' is: You've obviously got me confused with someone who gives a fuck.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 5,039
Location: Around, South Africa
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Fuck Mondays
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,697
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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"Did I really just do that? Fuck, I did. Bloody hell."
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