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Pick one of the following superpowers. Feel free to add why you want it. 1. You can fly.... but only when you're naked. 2. You can become invisible... but only when your eyes are closed 3. You've got superstrength.... but only while sitting 4. You've can shoot lasers from your eyes... but only while shaking your head...
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god thats an awesome question...
i choose 4! cuz who the hell doesnt wanna be able to shoot lasers from their eyes!! :D
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i'll choose 4 that will be so cool to do
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I choose number three! It's okay to be strong whilst sitting down!
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SITTING wrote:I pick #1 but only if I can fly so fast that no-one would see. Didn't you read #3, you've already got superstrength
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Super strength. I'll just get me a wheelchair and be strong all the time!
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I choose #1 It's a bird!! It's a plane!! Old Man: *cleaning his glasses* I think it's a naked girl Wife: *smacking him over the head* you dirty old pervert, it's clearly a sky writer. Old man: I swear to you, it was a girl, I saw boobs! His wife: You see boobs everywhere. Old man: *pouting* She was naked I tell you, totally naked!
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elitfromnorth wrote:Pick one of the following superpowers. Feel free to add why you want it.
1. You can fly.... but only when you're naked.
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I'll take #1 please!
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Yep, #1 for me as well. Who is going to believe you if you tell anyone you saw someone flying, let alone that they were flying naked?
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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1 cos if you fly high enough no one will see
And btw if you could shoot lazers from your eyes while shaking your head I don't think youd have great accuracy
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I choose superstrength because then I could sit playing on the computer all day and get all my chores done anyway. :)
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I would take super strength while sitting and then become a professional arm wrestler.
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