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fuck you you fucking fuck not you .... the other one reading this .... yeah, you. *dusts off my anger* .... that feels better!
a story that is lots of fun .... Ben's fun!! Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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Grrrr, you ass!! you f.. ass!!!! What a jackass!!!!! Grrrrr you fucking jackass!!!
Jerk.
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FFS! Why do we have to go through this every fucking time? Why can't you fucking HEAR what I'm saying to you? Seriously, just fucking stop it! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP!! If you're going to delete your account, DELETE THAT SHIT!! Don't carry on in a chat room for over an hour about how you're going to do it. Then get all pissy when no one tries to talk you out of it. DELETE THE SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT!! 
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Seriously.....2 fucking hours?!
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:Seriously.....2 fucking hours?! You are so funny!! and made me laugh out laud!!! THANK YOU! You see, I knew that there was a reason why I am not entering chat rooms, lol but on second thought.., lol, so funny! (hopefully you are not too pissed and can laugh with me on this one!)
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Location: Dancing on the Beach under the Moonlight
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Fuck it!!!! and fuck you too!!! damn you to hell!!!!
Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
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How about we re-name this thread to The Ladies Corner?  I come here from time to time for a laugh and am rarely disappointed, thank you girls!
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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FUCK you drive me bloody crazy! I am so lost and confused, it makes me INSANE! FFS!
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BRB means fucking 'be right back'! not, I'll be back tomorrow or in two hours!
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Location: Canada
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You have got to be fucking kidding me!!!! You quit, you just fucking quit!!! I am already working 12h days, now because of you you fucking bitch I have to work even more...... I have no more to give!!!! I am exhausted!!! Fucking corporate asshats!!! Stop being so fucking needy and leave me the fuck alone!!!!
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/make-my-baby-cum.aspx
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Not again! Why me? Ask someone else, does my head look screwed on to you? My romantic/sexual relationships have been all over the place this year and you know that, so why ask me? I might give you bad advice, so stop, ok. I love ya and all, but just stop asking for my relationship advice. You want longterm and it seems he does too, have at it, just be careful. Some folk.
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Fucking shitting stupid bloody bastarding ARGH! You KNOW I have shit going on at home and yet you persist in giving me MORE shit to cope with? How is that even fair. Fuck off you stupid...I can't even. SO MAD.
 I want you between me and the feeling I get when I miss you http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/broken-rules.aspx
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If I say don't knock on my door after 10pm during the week, why the hell would you knock on my door at 2am to bitch at me about something I didn't even do? You say I don't understand what you're going through because my mom isn't a bitch like yours, truth is, I feel sorry for your mom with all the shit she has to put up with from you. I used to feel sorry for you, you claimed you had no friends, no one cared blah fuckity blah. Now that I know you, I see it's your own damn fault, people try to help you, but when they do, all you do is fucking whine about how no one helps you WTF, they're helping you right now! Self-pitying fuckface. You whine that you're lonely, no one wants to hang with you, that's because when people try to hang out with you, you either bitch and whine about other people, or spend hours at a time on your phone. No one wants to hang out with that mess. I'm sick and tired of you talking down to me, treating me like I don't know shit because I'm not a "new-yorker' like you. I don't give a shit where you're from, nothing gives you the right to yell at me for no fucking reason. Why in the hell would I steal your shoes? The heels are so fucking high, I don't see how you don't break your neck walking don't the stairs. There are four of us in this house, and yet you jump on the girl who practically lives in sneakers. Fuck. You. You. Fucking. Asshat! ' If you claim that you don't go in my room when I'm not home, why the fuck are you flipping out about me changing the lock on my door. It's my fucking door and my fucking room that I pay my FUCKING rent for, stay the fuck out!!! You can take your uppity attitude and obnoxious personality and stick them up your ass. No amount of rent reduction is worth this crap. I'm out of here as soon as I find an available place.
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one_winged_angel wrote:If I say don't knock on my door after 10pm during the week, why the hell would you knock on my door at 2am to bitch at me about something I didn't even do?
You say I don't understand what you're going through because my mom isn't a bitch like yours, truth is, I feel sorry for your mom with all the shit she has to put up with from you.
I used to feel sorry for you, you claimed you had no friends, no one cared blah fuckity blah. Now that I know you, I see it's your own damn fault, people try to help you, but when they do, all you do is fucking whine about how no one helps you WTF, they're helping you right now! Self-pitying fuckface.
You whine that you're lonely, no one wants to hang with you, that's because when people try to hang out with you, you either bitch and whine about other people, or spend hours at a time on your phone. No one wants to hang out with that mess.
I'm sick and tired of you talking down to me, treating me like I don't know shit because I'm not a "new-yorker' like you. I don't give a shit where you're from, nothing gives you the right to yell at me for no fucking reason. Why in the hell would I steal your shoes? The heels are so fucking high, I don't see how you don't break your neck walking don't the stairs.
There are four of us in this house, and yet you jump on the girl who practically lives in sneakers. Fuck. You. You. Fucking. Asshat!
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If you claim that you don't go in my room when I'm not home, why the fuck are you flipping out about me changing the lock on my door. It's my fucking door and my fucking room that I pay my FUCKING rent for, stay the fuck out!!!
You can take your uppity attitude and obnoxious personality and stick them up your ass.
No amount of rent reduction is worth this crap. I'm out of here as soon as I find an available place. OMG you used ASSHAT!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!! See there is more then me that uses it!!!!
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/make-my-baby-cum.aspx
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Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 2,568
Location: Fantasy City, United States
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You fucking towed my car! WTF for, $250!!! For a single tire parked on the curb, this HOA is going to hear from me. If I ever see you in this subdivision, you stupid, beer belly ass tow truck driver, I'm gonna...kick you in your fucking shins. Damn, what a screwed up start to the day.
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you self righteous little fucker. don't break the fucking rules and you have nothing to worry about. if people are deleting your stuff it's like that for a reason. it wasn't fucking perfectly clear that what you were doing was against the TOS? ahg GO FUCK YOURSELF.
you knew it. you thought you would get away with it. and when someone pointed it out, you got all little mister fucking pissy pants because "i didn't know it was" IGNORANCE IS NOT A MOTHER FUCKING EXCUSE. IF YOU DON"T FUCKING KNOW ASK ! its not that fucking hard.
don't come down on me for actually knowing about it enough to SPOT what you were doing and direct attention to it. maybe if you had actually read the rules you wouldn't be all butt hurtt. I'm the one that needs to grow up? Please go fuck yourself. and maybe someone other than a cartoon character from japan.
ps: as for your " i didn't realize that" as much of that shit you had up there, you fucking knew. don't bother playing the stupid card. you are just pissed off some one who knew enough to call out your shit actually did. use your fucking head.
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FUCK OFF RANDOM CHAT REQUESTS! no I do NOT want to talk to you faceless prick!
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Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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I think I'm actually quite gleeful instead of raging.  I'm not pissed off in the slightest, but boy oh boy, someone's got a case of butthurt. Did you feel embarrassed when you flew off the handle over something I said, taken completely out of context? And had absolutely nothing to do with you? Maybe you got pissed cause everyone laughed at the fact I DIDN'T let your sourpuss attitude bring me down and delivered an AWESOME comeback. Was it the slap in the face I thought it would be? Cause ya know, I'm really quite proud of myself for saying it with a straight face. Your comprehension skills are sorely lacking, Sweetheart. Take another spin around Uranus or is your head lodged too far up your ass? The rest of us live on Earth. Try it sometime. Reality isn't that bad. Well... unless it's you. I'd hate myself if I were you, for being such a horrendous, hateful, pandering, brown nosing, back stabbing cunt. By the way... I will always be sweet as shit to you. Cause I know it really fucking irritates you to no end. GRRR *giggle* GRRR Ahhh Fuck it... BWAHAHAHA she so deserved it! 
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Can you read? Do you have a comprehension problem if you can read? Do you merely not give a fuck about the answers provided in a person's Lush Bio area? I don't hang out in the Men's Chatroom area on Lush, because I have a pretty good idea what that room is all about. I'm not fucking interested. I'm not a gay basher, nor a homophobe and I don't wish ill towards men who are attracted to other men. Those who indicate an attraction to me - well, that's somewhat flattering in a public location where I'm not wearing a sign around my neck proclaiming to be a heterosexual...but very creepy on any website where I can announce my preference. Straight does not mean maybe bisexual, only gay when no one is looking, secretly hoping for male companionship/affection/circlejerk...or anything other than - heterosexual. You're either too fucking dense to know this or you don't give a rat's ass and you're just going to test my waters anyway. Perhaps you've enjoyed moderate success with this tactic in your past? Fuck off, jerkoff. No more Mr. Nice Guy - ( heheh, ask the mods here if that's ever really been the case anyway). Bobjack, it is men like you who piss the fuck off of men like me. I ordinarily practice a great deal of discretion on websites of this nature and I haven't outed anyone since 1999 - on a different website, where I used to post emails I'd received from gay men and bisexual men offering to turn me around and light up my world - on my profile page for all to see. I'm not flattered by you inconsiderate/arrogant/creepy fucktards. I don't flirt with hetero males, lesbians, nor any bisexual or gay men. If any of you desperate corksuckers can comprehend this message, don't even bother to flirt with me, offer me your wife, suggest any scenarios where you might get together with me, etc...Not in chat, not in the real world. Ain't happening. I'll out your indiscreet ass at a time and a place of my choosing. And if that pisses you off...by all means - email me and tell me about it. Or just say so here. After three years of Lush and thirty some odd weird requests...I'm ready to implement my solution I last practiced during the summer of 2001. You guys are the undoubtedly the most brain-dead or arrogant or inconsiderate motherfuckers on the planet. Sexual harassment much? In the real world, I'd politely yet extremely straight-forwardly ... tell you once, "No thanks." If I had to tell you a second time, it would not be politely. If you have a penis, once owned one, or feel the need to hide yours or desire to get rid of it...Don't even think about offering to engage in sexual conversation or activity with me. There won't be any further discretion utilized from me toward you... I'm liable to become pretty unruly out in the chat room or here in the forum ( see above).  You've been warned. page 17 - The Rage Cage
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Bitch
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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So you start an argument with me and when you see you can't win you "walk away" and act like you are mature? If you were mature then you would have kept your big fat fucking mouth shut in the fucking first place. Asshat.
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I just want to sleep. I want to close my eyes and not think. I don't want to wake up an hour later afraid. There are no monsters under the bed because they are all in my mind. I'd like to evict them and change the locks. I'm tired of looking like a fucking zombie. I'm tired of people saying, "You look so tired." No shit Sherlock. I haven't slept in fucking weeks. Oh, but thanks for the heads up, and for pointing out that I look like hell.
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FUCK YOU right in your fucking face!!! Roundhouse kick to the groin for you asshole!!! UGH
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my rage is almost ... silent. It's still in the whisper stage. I can not speak. My thoughts are going round and round in my head a million miles an hour. I can not convey in words my disbelief, my rage, my anger. I look at the words "what did you expect" and can list a million things, big & small, minor & significant, pros & cons. I look at the words "why was he like this?" and I go write it on the mirror and ask myself "why was I like this?" My rage is directed at him, her and me. Everyone at fault. Everyone needs to say they are sorry for what they did. My rage is almost ... silent. I can not find words to adequately express how I am feeling, the emotions, the lack of respect. That's it ..... it's the lack of respect. Lack of respect ................... has seemingly been lost on Lush ... well, at least in my circle. I have often backed away from a situation with someone, because they "have someone". I hate to step on toes ...... but so many on here don't give a fuck. It's all about them. It's all about their own cums and spurts and self-gratifications. Yeah ... respect. Where is that? Yeah .... stepping on toes ... something most here on Lush had no problem doing to another. I won't succumb to being the class-less skank of the mainstream. And I am shocked that one would chose SKANK over CLASS .... Nice skanky sheets on that bed ..... enjoy!!
a story that is lots of fun .... Ben's fun!! Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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there are times i honestly regret not leaving you passed out on the couch that last night in our house.
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PersonalAssistant wrote:my rage is almost ... silent. It's still in the whisper stage.
I can not speak. My thoughts are going round and round in my head a million miles an hour.
I can not convey in words my disbelief, my rage, my anger.
I look at the words "what did you expect" and can list a million things, big & small, minor & significant, pros & cons.
I look at the words "why was he like this?" and I go write it on the mirror and ask myself "why was I like this?"
My rage is directed at him, her and me. Everyone at fault. Everyone needs to say they are sorry for what they did. My rage is almost ... silent. I can not find words to adequately express how I am feeling, the emotions, the lack of respect.
That's it ..... it's the lack of respect.
Lack of respect ................... has seemingly been lost on Lush ... well, at least in my circle. I have often backed away from a situation with someone, because they "have someone". I hate to step on toes ...... but so many on here don't give a fuck. It's all about them. It's all about their own cums and spurts and self-gratifications.
Yeah ... respect. Where is that?
Yeah .... stepping on toes ... something most here on Lush had no problem doing to another. I won't succumb to being the class-less skank of the mainstream. And I am shocked that one would chose SKANK over CLASS ....
Nice skanky sheets on that bed ..... enjoy!!
In political terms that is a Filibuster
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
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i used to be fearless - i'd go anywhere, anytime of day or night, never worry too much beyond what is normal, and just have fun. not sure if it makes me sad or angry, a little of both, but i lost that ability. ok, angry right now. fuck you for stealing that from me. fuck you for making me leave a cart full of groceries behind cause it was all i could do to get back to my car, lock the doors, and hyperventilate. fuck you for stealing the beautiful stars from me cause now i'm afraid to go outside and sit in the park and watch them. fuck you for taking away the moon and the silence of the night. fuck you for every panic attack i get when i am out of sight of my house and fuck you for every time i can't go out shopping by myself but have to wait until my girl comes home to take me. fuck you for the dent in my car door and the blood that, no matter how many times i have it washed, i can still see it staining the silver paint and for making me crawl in and out of the passenger door when i need to get in and out of my car and for making my girl drive my car cause some days i can't stand to see in the drive way, and fuck you for every time my heart beats so hard i am sure it will burst and for the sleepless nights and the nightmares and fuck you for everything you are and did and fuck everyone for every time they say, move on, get over it, cause if i fucking could, don't you think i would? just fuck you.
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