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Fuck you for making me move up 5 seats because you can't "project" your voice. Grow up, your only job is to project your bullshit, not to mention there were people even farther back that you didn't make move. Oh AND studies show you recall information better when you are in the same spot, so if I fail my exam I am going to blame you (at least partly). Also, I sit in the same seat EVERY DAY, it is not my fault that the people in front of me were late to class, so you suddenly felt the need to call me out. Thanks for making me look like a delinquent who sits as far back as possible, and for staring at me like I was a criminal while I packed up all my crap and slinked to my new seat. I did absolutely NOTHING wrong. (Note: I sit as far back as possible because of your stupid no phones rule and because I really just don't care to pay attention, and I have every right to sit in the back if I so please) 
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Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,532
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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You're still a bitch.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 304
Location: New Zealand
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#FML. It sucks right now. You could have given me a chance at least. CONNASSE
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,498
Location: Cakeland, United States
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This guy was me this last Sunday afternoon. One Pissed Off Mofo. Hilarious.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 304
Location: New Zealand
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this is not fair! why did it have to be you! always what I can't have. fucks sakes.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/19/2012
Posts: 138
Location: some where deep in your unconscious., Canada
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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Shuthaaaaaaap you'll give me a thummmmaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! 
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,323
Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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The fuck is wrong with you doctors? Are you all retarded? There two things you have to remember: 1) The dosage of my meds(which I have told you about several times) and 2) That it can't be changed. Who picked out those meds for me in the first place? Do you know? It was my neurologist, who although he is a cocky bastard and sometimes an arrogant prick he still got several years of specialisation. He's got years of experience in the field, he has done fucking research in the field while you spend all day giving out cold medicine and checking out hemroids. So get it into your fucking head that I'm NOT gonna let YOU gamble with my health and overturn the decision from a SPECIALIST! FUCK OFF YOU MENTAL OLD BAT!
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 1,904
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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hey you!! 
a story that is lots of fun .... Ben's fun!! Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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Joined: 2/24/2011
Posts: 4,716
Location: Fuct if I know
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 8,099
Location: Oz, United States
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i'm just fucking pissed off. i don't need a reason so don't fucking ask me why. god, i need a drink.
 Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 2/24/2011
Posts: 4,716
Location: Fuct if I know
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sprite wrote:i'm just fucking pissed off. i don't need a reason so don't fucking ask me why. god, i need a drink. Um er why??? *runs like hell*
 New story!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/biker-man.aspx
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 8,099
Location: Oz, United States
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loud_bkr wrote:
Um er why???
*runs like hell*
imma gonna kill you now!!!!
Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 3,815
Location: Gainesville, United States
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sprite wrote:i'm just fucking pissed off. i don't need a reason so don't fucking ask me why. god, i need a drink. Is it my av?
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 5/16/2012
Posts: 72
Location: PrairieVillage, United States
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so sick of cancer what the fuck. taken my
parents then my best friend from the military
add my wife of 34 years now get a call this
morning her best friend has throat cancer
WTF. really
Blue Eyed Lion
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,054
Location: Canada
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fuzzy1954 wrote:so sick of cancer what the fuck. taken my
parents then my best friend from the military
add my wife of 34 years now get a call this
morning her best friend has throat cancer
WTF. really I was gonna rant.... But I am gonna give you a hug instead. 
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/make-my-baby-cum.aspx
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Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 1,843
Location: Europe
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fuzzy1954 wrote:so sick of cancer what the fuck. taken my
parents then my best friend from the military
add my wife of 34 years now get a call this
morning her best friend has throat cancer
WTF. really Hug from me as well
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 1,843
Location: Europe
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I don't want to kill this thread so here is my Rage
I am so pissed of with myself because when sending messages (and most of the times forum posts) I am not re-reading them! They are just plain horrible mess, a salad! Grrrrrr
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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,924
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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Fuck you, you self righteous little cunt. You are 22 years old and should be thinking of moving out, instead...what do you fucking do? You play the divorce card with your dad and have him co-sign for a new car...Only here's the kicker you little fucker...you don't need a $45,000.00 car you cunt. You should be doing what most kids your age do and drive a car that's worth 5 times less than the one you are taking possession of today... Oh wait! Then you spring it on your mom that your daddy didn't give you the full amount for the down payment and in order to get your dearly beloved car today, you need an additional $1,500.00 FUCK YOU, I don't support the fact that you will be driving a car like that, I had to bust my fucking ass and work hard to get a car of that caliber. You, you fucking self righteous prick....you think it's deserved...YOU FUCKING MAKE $13.00 and hour! You should have taken care of the god damned car WE gave you a few years ago. I am not going to give you a fucking dime, as far as I am concerned if you can afford a car worth that amount you can start paying rent too you fucking dickhead.... Oh and thanks for placing a strain on my relationship with your mother you fucking asshole! Walks away shaking head
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 10,561
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
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Im getting so sick of elitist fucking attitudes!!! God I fucking hate people!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/23/2010
Posts: 2,636
Location: ♥ Southern Style ♥, United States
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Nikki703 wrote:Im getting so sick of elitist fucking attitudes!!! God I fucking hate people!! Hey, hey there my pretty!!!! I couldn't agree more, but you might want to either make an exception .... Or from now on, get my leash and let's go walk and play ;). LOTs of Play!!!! ..... I love you Big Time!!
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 8,099
Location: Oz, United States
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for the record, there's been way too many hugs in here lately... keep those to PMs, wall postings, etc. this is for rage. and keep it off site related, as well, or imma gonna come down on your fucking sorry asses like a bat out of hell, got it? thank you.
Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/14/2012
Posts: 522
Location: somewhere boring, United States
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  OK all i gotta say if fuck neighbors with my nice shiny size 14 steel toed boots repeatedly for being completely rude and disrespectful assholes stomping your asses around at all times of the day and night Fuck off and choke to the self serving prick who two floors up from us thought it was a good idea to make a meth lab fuck off to my gold digging cheating lying pregnan ex t and not telling me me till after your miscarriage and last but not least fuck off to my wife for 10 years of silence when you should have been talking and for 10 years of yelling and and verbal abuse when you should have stayed silent
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/14/2012
Posts: 522
Location: somewhere boring, United States
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Also fuck the stupid asshole and his Camero who thinks its awesome to pull up at 3 fucking am and sit outside blaring music and reving your engine untill my 3 yr old wakes up you fuckin prick!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/23/2010
Posts: 2,636
Location: ♥ Southern Style ♥, United States
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The fuck?!!!!  Where is Bobby? I have never known him to deactivate his account ... so, what's up?! Yes, I am raging
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 953
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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Thanks for all the help. Now I feel like the biggest bag of shit. Where the hell were you fifteen years ago? Oh yeah... YOU fucking Friend Zoned me! You fucking knew how I felt about you. I told you so. The ball was in your court... and you DROPPED it. So now you think fifteen years later you can pick it back up? I moved on. Plain and simple. Could you DRAG your feet any slower? How about I treat you like a big brother for the next fifteen years, just like you treated me like your little sister for the last fifteen years and see if that doesn't rip your fucking heart out. GAAAHHH! You're SUCH an asshole! I love you, but you're fucking infuriating! Stupid, too! Fucking men!
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,054
Location: Canada
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You need to stop making me feel like I can never do anything right you stupid cunt! Fuck off and leave me the hell alone!
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/make-my-baby-cum.aspx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/6/2011
Posts: 693
Location: United States
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Being shunned hurts.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Judy Garland
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,974
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 seriously. i mean seriously. how fucking mature are you. i tried not talking to you, so as to demonstrate that the reading on my give-a-fuckometer was truly at zero. then you start calling out shit in public, trying to make a spectacle of me when i'm obviously just trying to get my shit done and crawl into bed. i mean are you really that desperate to prove you got "swag" (which is deserving of an entire thread of rage) and are some kind of a bad ass? because it seems to me, if you were as bad ass as you think you are, you wouldn't need to say anything. i would hate you quietly, you would hate me quietly. we avoid each other, and overall would merely oblige our mutual hate with stares of disgust. You content in you knowledge of being able to beat the shit out of me, me not giving a fuck if you can or not. And now this. posting shit on your stupid fucking Facebook account, and posting shit on my friends Facebook accounts. honestly why? what the fuck does it do? and you want to "beat my ass brah" as you so eloquently put it, congrats, but for what? we just don't get along. it's not like i fucked your sister, killed your dog, and ran off with your wife. i get all about irrational hatred, i really do. i fucking invented that shit. but i mean honestly? i have enough bull shit of my own going right now. i really just don't fucking need yours. grab your giant fucking cojones and say that shit to my face. and you know what i will do? i will walk away. because it just isn't worth my time. why do you make it worth yours?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/15/2012
Posts: 143
Location: Been All Around The World :), Japan
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 okay folks seriously....i have only been here for a short while and because i have made such good friends is the only reason why i stay...and because its an outlit for my pervy stories...BUT i am fraking tired of the damn jerks that dont take no for an answer...i mean seriously fraking read a profile or better yet when one of my good friends tell you to knock it off...get lost...or in short fuck off....dont you fraking dare give them attitude. they are being nice and looking out for me. because of dirt bags like you that dont give a minute of free space to breath and talk. and dont get me wrong this happens in real life too so i should be used to it but i thought maybe here would be different atlas it is not. so to my friends, my guardians, my ever faithful protectors i thank you for the help and guidance you give me and curse the scumbags that annoy you because they are to ignorant or lazy to read or gods forbid to even ask me....honestly :( NOW to my newest annoyance...the last one i have had since joining...this one is my new one :) the actual use of language on here. the txt talk is fraking annoying most times i dont understand it cause well english is not my first language. but to my loving hubby who is all game all computer all the time..i know he slips but his honor and lifestyle will immediately cause him to appologize to any he may have been talking to. so seriously if you try to clump him with other idgits that dont know the difference from 3 letter words of weird txt talk to an actual intellectual conversation....please dont. he is worldly, educated and honorable man. sit and listen and people may learn something. normally he is uberly quiet so if he is talking there is a reason for it. and one day you may need his assistance and you wont want to burn that bridge with him he has an excellent memory. and finally to my fraking stalker your going to get what is coming to you....soon one day when you least expect it and i pray to the gods someone is around with a phone to capture it so i may post and it for the world to see...you fraking annoyance from hell. and yes Sir read and approved this before posting so dont ask me if i was in trouble...his only suggestion was use fuking instead of fraking :p
Check out My latest Story and My Beloved Sir's very first story  
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,054
Location: Canada
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Fuck you!! And while I am at it fuck you too!! You can both fucking go to hell!
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/make-my-baby-cum.aspx
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