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How often do you get horny?
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Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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there was a time that i thought i was a 17 year old boy lol
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Actually I only get horny on days that end in "Y"!
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LOL.......can't stop laughing........ 
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Nikki703 wrote: Actually I only get horny on days that end in "Y"! that's great! just the same here....
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Jshua06 wrote:How often do you get horny? How old are you?
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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Only about a often at those Texas Doggies 
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What an interesting question. How delightfully original and creative. Well phrased too, I must add.
Yeesh.
Apparently I'm feeling a bit crochety and bitchy after all. Good evening, Lush.
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Mentally? or physically? At my age there's a difference.
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every day .. 7am .. 2pm and then after dinner .. more so if I have steak and chips/fries.
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Simple! ALWAYS
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Usually on Halloween or at costume parties. Other than that, horns don't really make sense. Granted, there are people who get horns, but that shit looks painful...and they totally clash with my bone structure. Unless you're talking about car horns. I only use mine when I'm picking someone up or passing by someone I know or driving behind a complete asshole.
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Yes, always.
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Unless you're talking about car horns. I only use mine when I'm picking someone up or passing by someone I know or driving behind a complete asshole.
Lol you would break your horn in a week or less here seems like everyone behind the wheel is an asshole here.
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24/7
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lately due to this little hot princess I found here .....24/7
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Well pretty much every day? Depends. If I'm stressed from school or my mom freaking out about something like her job then maybe I won't?
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Most days, but I get especially horny in anticipation of a date.
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sprite wrote:i got your horns...  I love the horn section!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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all day every day
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Nikki703 wrote: Actually I only get horny on days that end in "Y"! I love that one Nikki. I personally do too :)
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Morning, noon and night.
 
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That's the beauty of being this age, I'm horny ALL THE TIME! 
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Very!! Reading these stories is not helping me.
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all day every day!
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yes who wants to play
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Most every day but circumstances and life do seem to get in the way at times.
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