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Joined: 12/29/2011
Posts: 158
Location: Spain
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I'm not addicted. I can give up anytime. See you tomorrow?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 304
Location: New Zealand
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If it gets to the point you have to use the Lush app on your phone, you need professional help.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,887
Location: United Kingdom
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Shit those birds are singing again! 
 If you could, would you? Satan 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,974
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You get on here, first thing every morning. Good morning 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,887
Location: United Kingdom
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corne wrote:You get on here, first thing every morning. Good morning You went to bed? 
If you could, would you? Satan
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,352
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
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When you haven't actually logged out of the site since 2009...
Oh wait...never mind...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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Lalita_Lydia wrote:When you've only been here five months and you've earned the rank "Queen Forum Whore" and you've got over a thousand posts... LOL, try over 17,000 in less than a year and a half! I read through this thread again and there are so many that apply. Like the one about the time zones. I can guess with some accuracy what part of the world some one is from based on what time of day they say it is.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,974
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corne wrote:You get on here, first thing every morning. Good morning Good Morning LOVE
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/30/2011
Posts: 1,895
Location: United States
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,974
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corne wrote:
This sums me up to a T.
Really???
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 2,081
Location: Lounge usually, United Kingdom
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When I logon to Lush before making my first cup of tea in the mornings !! damn its so so so so so wrong !! sighs
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 263
Location: Pennsylvania
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When it's 3am and I should be sleeping, but find myself logging onto Lush.........just a few minutes........see who's around
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2012
Posts: 292
Location: In my fantastic mind, Australia
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* Your other half complains that you spend more time reading Lush stories then actually fucking.
* Should be looking at bridal/wedding websites while planning a wedding and I rather be on Lush.
* Taking a break from a fan fiction website and instead reading wonderful Lush stories. A few weeks later go back to fan fiction website to read fan smut only to see it has been updated with poorly written "Dirty" stories obviously written by teenage virgins. Making me race back to Lush and feel safe knowing I'm getting off on stories written by mature adults.
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
Simone de Beauvoir
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 8/15/2012
Posts: 81
Location: United Kingdom
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It's used more turn facebook
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 1,843
Location: Europe
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..when you are asked on date and your first thought is: 'Nah, I want to catch-up with lush buddies'
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,974
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When I get awarded the badge for contributing to the forums and chat rooms. I believe I may be close ;)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/13/2012
Posts: 205
Location: Ibagué, Colombia
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Addicted ??? Wait! let me post a picture, close the chat, and I'll be back to answer your question. Soot! I forgot to give the score to that story.....
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/30/2011
Posts: 96
Location: Somewhere in, United States
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When you are on a cruise (not paying the high internet fees), pull in to a port, and the first thing you do is find a hotel that has Wi-fi to check and see if anyone has left anything on your page, read the stories, and see who is online.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 7/6/2012
Posts: 44
Location: Right here, United States
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I realize I am when I have to break to take shower, as the dogs won't even play with me anymore
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 1/2/2011
Posts: 582
Location: Sarasota County, United States
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You wake up, log on and check messages, comments and look at the new stories since you logged off before you even check your personal or business email
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,560
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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When you read through 5 pages of examples of addiction and can identify with 99.9% of them.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 9/4/2012
Posts: 22
Location: United States
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 When i am chatting with a cyber friend...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/19/2012
Posts: 1,256
Location: Australia
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Gurlyboy wrote:When you read through 5 pages of examples of addiction and can identify with 99.9% of them. guilty - so true!!!
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 8/17/2010
Posts: 89
Location: United States
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When you are at a business meeting and the boss tells you to put up a chart from your lap top and a naked picture of the hot lush lover you have been texting pops up with her message "Ohhh, fuck, cum in me baby." And the boss says "That concludes todays metting."
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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When you log on in the morning and suddenly realize it is almost dinner time.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 11/26/2011
Posts: 79
Location: close to the water, United States
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When nothing else matters but spending time on Lush with all your friends. When the only friends you have are fellow Lush'ers
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,887
Location: United Kingdom
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Your graphics card starts to strain! 
If you could, would you? Satan
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 8/18/2012
Posts: 53
Location: United Kingdom
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when fantasies are no longer pictures but come with internal running commentary as if i'm reading yet another story!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,560
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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You're out with mates (or mate, in my case) and check in periodically just to see if you've missed anything. On a similar note, when you find yourself having been online for 24 hours and most of that time was on Lush.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,974
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When you have managed to convince yourself that Lushing at work increases shareholder value...
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