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llkop
Posted: Wednesday, September 19, 2012 5:44:19 PM

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Who would you rather be.

reasons would be nice too :)

my answer:

Bond, he seems to have the more meaningful job, actually affecting countries and wars, not just a city that seems to be fucked from the get go, no matter the scenario.

also all the sexy ladies ;)
MotelMILF
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:13:13 AM

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007 always
elitfromnorth
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:33:27 AM

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Batman

Total stealth is difficult to acheive and Bond would be more lost without his gadgets than Batman would be. Besides, Batman gets a calling with a large bat in the sky. Much more awesome than Bond. And Bond doesn't have super villains that he's up against in the same way that Batman has. Everyone needs an arch enemy. Bond's only arch enemy is his cock...

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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:37:43 AM

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Oh, what an awfully unfair question! How can I possibly pick?! I actually don't know! Bond seems to get beaten up too much but then again Batman breaks his back...aargh...I can't decide!
overmykneenow
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:50:25 AM

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elitfromnorth wrote:
Batman

Total stealth is difficult to acheive and Bond would be more lost without his gadgets than Batman would be. Besides, Batman gets a calling with a large bat in the sky. Much more awesome than Bond. And Bond doesn't have super villains that he's up against in the same way that Batman has. Everyone needs an arch enemy. Bond's only arch enemy is his cock...


Batman doesn't really have supervillains - just psychopaths and he uses more gadgets than Bond.

Both of them are pretty fucked in the head, the loss of their parents at an early age going some way to explain their actions.

On balance it has to be Bond, even though he's an awful snob, he has the nicer cars, goes to the nicer places and understands what he does is simply a job - Batman however, likes to put on tights and hang around with young boys.

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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 11:47:42 AM

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Can I be a Bond girl?

Bond over batman anyday!

Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 12:40:14 PM

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Bond of cause evil4
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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 3:14:12 PM

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It's not even a question of Bond v Batman. It's Bond, hands down. So what is the question? It's simply a question of which Bond. I know the special effects weren't as good and the film 'technology' wasn't as good, but I still like Sean Connery best as bond. All the other Bonds were imitations, at best.
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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 3:27:25 PM

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Bond, can you even compare the two?
Kiki
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 3:56:23 PM

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Duh!!! Bond! Does Batman even drink Martini???Pour Wine


CleverFox
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 4:04:12 PM

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Batman. Bond is a government agent that assassinates people on government orders without trial. That strikes me as a government gone horribly wrong. Batman works on his own and he tries to apprehend his villains in a manner that the authorities can take the villains into custody.
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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 4:29:21 PM

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Bond hands down. He's cool full of confidence, well maybe even cocky. He does back it up.
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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 6:22:11 PM

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Bond James Bond..no no Batman (Michael Keaton) Batman..No Bond James Bond
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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 6:41:22 PM

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Bond, James Bond. Middle name, Frank! Sword Fight

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Buz
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:34:34 PM

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Definitely James Bond!

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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:39:02 PM

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Bond?? nah!!! I am going pick Batman .... he's mysterious, has a butler, some great gadgets, fucking awesome vehicles/motorcycles .... and a cape!!

Yeah, Batman over Bond, anyday!



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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:48:17 PM

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I'll say Batman and Bond

Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:49:51 PM

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BATMAN





I rather be Batman because he is a billionaire, a ninja, and his weaponry is crazy! Moreover, we all know the chicks love the car! Ha!
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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:53:20 PM

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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 9:06:14 PM

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I'm a Superhero guy, so it's Batman for me.
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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 9:12:39 PM

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lhb1989 wrote:
I'll say Batman and Bond


Somebody is hoping for a menage-a-trois.

musicluver
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 9:22:22 PM

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Batman for sure, bond is too much of a showman batmans all buisness. Plus Batman gets all the better toys :P
musicluver
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 9:28:32 PM

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overmykneenow wrote:


Batman doesn't really have supervillains - just psychopaths and he uses more gadgets than Bond.

Well if you think about it check out pretty much any comic and the super villains are usually nothing more than sociopaths with powers/gadgets so technically batman would get it on sheer number alone
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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 11:07:58 PM

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Plus batman villains are sociopaths, not psychopaths. The joker for instance is believed to be a case of supersanity, psychosis would be delusions and hallucinations, the joker knows what he is doing, he's not delusional or crazy. He simply chooses to do wrong.
Smoothtalkin_wolf
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 12:19:44 AM

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Batman...
terry20069
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 1:40:45 AM

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BATMAN
Real name: Bruce Wayne
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210
Transportation: Batmobile, Batboat, Batcopter, Batcycle, Batplane
Master of multiple weapons and martial arts
Weapon of choice: Batarang



007
Real Name: James Bond
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Transportation: Bentley, Aston Martin, Lotus, BMW, Ford, Saap, Rolls-Royce, Chevrolet
Master of multiple martial arts and weapons
Weapon of choice: Walther PPK



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Guest
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 6:46:59 AM

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doesn't matter if it's either James Bond or Superman, I'm 100% a Batman guy, I'll admit I'm not a big reader of the comic books but I was more a fan of the 90's TV show and my favorite Batman story is No Man's Land.

The reason why I'm a fan of Batman kinda coincides with what a friend of mine once said to me: Batman knows he's vulnerable and may not make to tomorrow but he keeps fighting and keeps going.
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Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 6:47:57 AM

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terry20069 wrote:



BATMAN
Real name: Bruce Wayne
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210
Transportation: Batmobile, Batboat, Batcopter, Batcycle, Batplane
Master of multiple weapons and martial arts
Weapon of choice: Batarang



007
Real Name: James Bond
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Transportation: Bentley, Aston Martin, Lotus, BMW, Ford, Saap, Rolls-Royce, Chevrolet
Master of multiple martial arts and weapons
Weapon of choice: Walther PPK



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Actually:


‘Name: Bond, James. Height: 183 cm, weight: 76kg; slim build; eyes: blue; hair: black; scar down right cheek & on left shoulder; all-round athlete; expert pistol shot, boxer, knife-thrower; does not use disguises. Languages: French and German. Smokes heavily (NB: special cigarettes with three gold bands); vices: drink, but not to excess, and women.'

Ian Fleming, From Russia With Love

Note:
183 cm = 6.00394 ft 76 kg =167.551 lb

Guest
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 7:31:38 AM

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Batman---his toys are more real to us; many of Bond's are silly toys, many of which were never created.
It is also clear Batman is fantasy; Bond's character is fantasy but never comes out and admits it as far as I know.
So I'll admit to my fantasies: Batman and Michelle Pfeifer in a cat-suit! Growwwwrrrrrrr
SirBunny
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 8:14:26 AM

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I'm going to have to go with, Bond, James Bond.

Don't get me wrong, I love Batman, but he's a superhero, so I don't think the two should be put up together. Batman Vs Superman or James Bond Vs Simon Templar that is more fare I think.




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