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adele
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:59:35 PM

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elitfromnorth
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 3:48:00 AM

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I was only supposed to be 3 hours at work. Ends up being double of that and I didn't bring lunch. Oh, bollocks.

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 3:58:36 AM

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clum wrote:


The boss is kind of British; she just lives in Australia, really.

Oh, bollocks; is that her coming to dish out the daily spankings? *runs*

N.B. There should be a comma after the "Oh".


It's not a necessary comma - omitting it doesn't introduce ambiguity; in fact, placing a comma in there is more likely put the emphasis on "oh" rather than "bollocks". CD was probably going along with her national anthem, which also omits the comma.

Oh bollcoks, I'm showing off again

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Naughtygrl73
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 5:02:12 AM

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ok I've never used Bollocks before so I hope this is in the right context and I'll leave the more advanced 'Oh buggery Bollocks for another time



It's Friday again. Oh Bollocks, that means little athletics with my 4 very enthusiastic kids not to mention the 100 other
out of control darlings

You're right Shy lass its quite liberating

overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 5:04:16 AM

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Naughtygrl73 wrote:
ok I've never used Bollocks before so I hope this is in the right context and I'll leave the more advanced 'Oh buggery Bollocks for another time



It's Friday again. Oh Bollocks, that means little athletics with my 4 very enthusiastic kids not to mention the 100 other
out of control darlings

You're right Shy lass its quite liberating


Perfect, you're a natural x

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Naughtygrl73
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 2:32:26 AM

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'Oh buggery Bollocks!
Its school holidays


I think I'm getting the hang of this glasses8

SydneySider
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 3:07:25 AM

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bollocks, tomorrow is monday...

Shylass
Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 5:51:36 PM

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BUGGERY BALLS, BOLLOCKS AND GONADS!!!






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elitfromnorth
Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 7:23:24 PM

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It's 3:23 AM. Oh bollocks...

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:05:28 AM

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US debates, people in general, and profound boredom. I guess we do start over again. Unfortunately.

Bollocks!

Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 14, 2012 8:05:08 PM

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Bollocks, lost my poem that I'd written for someone. Now none of us will ever see it because it's gone from my memory and from the page. Bollocks of the highest calibre. BOLLOCKS!!!!!!
kylie_kained
Posted: Sunday, October 14, 2012 9:09:36 PM

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Oh Bollocks can be a pain in the balls for a lot in the u.s as it's not that well used, So bollocks
















Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 7:55:05 PM

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This bollocking computer. I'm kicking it soon. It won't fucking reinstall windows, it won't do a damned thing I tell it. Why can't people keep their kids away from their computers? They just let them run riot and whack the damned things around and then call me to get it fixed. Yeah, sure, their stupidity is my gain, but for bollocking fucksake, keep yer fucking snotrags away from the laptop before they do any more damage! Stupid bollocking hard drive is deid, deid I fucking tell ya! That's gonna cost them. Maybe they'll not let their kids smack the laptop around next time, but I sincerely doubt that. Bloody crazy people, I just wanna kick them in the goolies and shout "BOLLOCKS" at them.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 8:41:36 AM

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So while having a vasectomy yesterday, the student nurse shakily stretched across with the scissors, the radio starts to play Gotye - "But you didn't have to cut me off ..." The coincidence was quite amusing.

¡Oh Bollocks!
seeker4
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:14:31 AM

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My "Oh Bollocks" moment yesterday:

Computer crashed in the middle of a steamy session of cyber. Talk about coitus interruptus.

Oh Bollocks!

Stories that satisfy about people seeking satisfaction

Satisfaction in the Park

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elitfromnorth
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:20:04 AM

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Too much to drink... Oh bollocks...

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
crazydiamond
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:24:38 AM

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elitfromnorth wrote:
Too much to drink... Oh bollocks...


Oh bollocks...I hear ya Elit x

Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 6:24:13 AM

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seeker4 wrote:
My "Oh Bollocks" moment yesterday:

Computer crashed in the middle of a steamy session of cyber. Talk about coitus interruptus.

Oh Bollocks!


I hate when that happens. it's more like "no bollocks!"
Shylass
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:43:46 PM

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Shylass wrote:
BUGGERY BALLS, BOLLOCKS AND GONADS!!!






I love it when a previous post says exactly what I want to say. angry7

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Mazza
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 1:06:36 PM

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STILL not finished my cv....

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Frank
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 2:15:13 PM

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Oh bollocks, time to go home, not finished Lushing.

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Frank
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 2:16:43 PM

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Oh bollocks, time to go home, not done all my work.

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CaseyGrae
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 3:03:48 PM

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Oh bollocks! Just dropped my right earphone in my tea!

Sometimes I prefer to say 'Big, fat, hairy balls' rather than bollocks. I like to mix it up (:
dpw
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 4:26:24 PM

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sprite wrote:
i think i need to think of some thread names for good stuff... like when someone does something really nice or something goes right unexpectedly or... i'll put some thought into it :)

In South Wales would be "that's lush" lol
Frank
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 4:37:46 PM

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Oh bollocks, time to go home, need to do a CV.

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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

Frank
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 4:39:28 PM

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Frank wrote:

Oh bollocks, time to go home, need to do a CV.


Oh bollocks, censoring innocuous forum postings.

What the fuck!

Untill removed? thefinger


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Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, October 16, 2013 12:21:00 PM

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Oh bollocks! I just tipped my dinner over my laptop keyboard... Fuuuuuck!
dpw
Posted: Wednesday, October 16, 2013 1:19:04 PM

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Highwayman wrote:
US debates,

That I would class, along with most political speeches as a fucking load of bollocks! The beauty of the word bollocks the more a person is disgusted the more they blow out their cheeks before expelling it on the letter b. It really does give emphasis and makes you feel so much better
paul_moadib
Posted: Saturday, October 26, 2013 4:51:28 AM

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and to really confuse those from outside of UK, we can also describe something as the very best, the pinnacle by the phrase : "The Bollocks".

ie.

That steak was the bollocks = awesome steak
The steak was bollocks = crap steak

(I should add, that when something is "The Bollocks", it is a shorter form of the original phrase "The Dog's Bollocks", which means something is the greatest)
Shylass
Posted: Saturday, October 26, 2013 11:22:27 AM

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paul_moadib wrote:
and to really confuse those from outside of UK, we can also describe something as the very best, the pinnacle by the phrase : "The Bollocks".

ie.

That steak was the bollocks = awesome steak
The steak was bollocks = crap steak

(I should add, that when something is "The Bollocks", it is a shorter form of the original phrase "The Dog's Bollocks", which means something is the greatest)


Lush might be an unfortunate place to use the phrase, "the dog's bollocks". It's a bit confusing for animal lovers... kekekegay


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