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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 8/4/2012
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2011
Posts: 1,486
Location: India
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,843
Location: Lost, United States
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i'm not at the moment but looking at stargazing is giving me inspiration
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,573
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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I'm masturbating in my mind, usually I use me hand to do that, but I'm relying purely upon my imagination.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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Not at the moment but I sure need to. Frustrated!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/6/2011
Posts: 693
Location: United States
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oflilliesandremains wrote:Not at the moment but I sure need to. Frustrated!! Sometimes a man wants so to help someone else and he can only stand by and feel like a useless fool. Am I masturbating? No.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Judy Garland
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2011
Posts: 1,486
Location: India
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,127
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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HOW is this a word/forum game or joke? Did you check which forum you were on dude?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/4/2011
Posts: 1,831
Location: Greece
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i wasn't masturbating before... but now that i saw trinket.... YUM! aaaand I am doing it like this  ooorrr is it like this  look im shooting little clouds lol
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
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loveslegs wrote:i wasn't masturbating before... but now that i saw trinket.... YUM! aaaand I am doing it like this ooorrr is it like this look im shooting little clouds lol looks more like your shooting out little tissues
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,832
Location: In your dreams, United States
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No, right now I'm playing games in the Forum but if I were masturbating I would be describing it to the person on here I was masturbating to and not you.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/17/2010
Posts: 190
Location: Boulder, United States
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Not right now, but I'd like to looking at Kinky girl
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,573
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Yes, I have my cock in one hand and with the other I'm choking myself. My manservant is posting this in my words for me, in case you wondered.
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Rank: Detention Seeker
Joined: 8/17/2010
Posts: 733
Location: Over your Knee Screaming and Kicking!, United King
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I was masturbating but eventually I managed to finish the artex Ceiling in my 30 ft x 23 ft lounge might start on the hallway next 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/4/2013
Posts: 489
Location: in the sun, Australia
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WTF?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/28/2013
Posts: 717
Location: Van Nuys, United States
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Not quite awake enough. Middle of the nightand all...
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 8/18/2011
Posts: 8
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I am right now. Hard to type with one hand!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,127
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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If you're masturbating, why the fuck are you posting on the forums at the same time? bit of an odd combination I think
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,573
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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trinket wrote:If you're masturbating, why the fuck are you posting on the forums at the same time? bit of an odd combination I think Sometimes there's a cheap thrill to be had in the forum. Also, the masturbator could have a forum fetish.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,127
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 2,100
Location: Lounge usually, United Kingdom
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bans her from posting silly gifs on my wall ... opsey .. sorry .. wrong thread .. whats the question? oh yeah right ...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/4/2013
Posts: 489
Location: in the sun, Australia
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trinket wrote:a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha Those 5 letter sentences can get you hot and horny. Not to mention what's in everyones mug. Oh yes baby!! 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,573
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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trinket wrote:a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha Perhaps he likes cheap humour whilst masturbating.
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 2,100
Location: Lounge usually, United Kingdom
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well its like dis ... you drop ones panties and make sure its nice and warm in the room .. dont want the old fella catching a cold ..
then you take ones hand, right or left whichever is ones preference, then you
nah ... get a grip (!) John .. you must have better things to do surely ..
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/19/2012
Posts: 1,256
Location: Australia
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no - not right now - I'm posting on the forums 
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 2,100
Location: Lounge usually, United Kingdom
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Now be honest thats because all the batteries are flat isnt it! ... the corner shop 350yds up the road sells them .. AA's I think ..
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