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adele
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 10:35:13 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
anal probes

35mm film

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Budlee
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 6:29:16 AM

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Joined: 7/24/2012
Posts: 1,295
Location: Central NJ, United States
taking naughty pics

Ice tongs
Travengineer
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 7:00:11 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 7/30/2012
Posts: 31
Location: Westerly, United States
Nipple twisters

Velcro
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 9:22:49 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,082
Ghetto gag for BDSM play

Manual hedge trimmers
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 9:31:08 AM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,099
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Used to cut off dreads

Tea bags

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

swollen
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 10:57:53 AM

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Joined: 5/27/2010
Posts: 996
Reduce puffy eyes after a long, sleepless night.

Empty cola bottles ....
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 11:12:13 AM

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Posts: 470,082
HaHa... a cheap dildo

Paper bag
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 1:25:02 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,099
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Sexual aide when the beer goggles wear off

Giant stuffed teddy bear

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 5:36:54 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,082
A cushion, because sometimes it hurts from sitting on the floor for so long. Haha

-Pumps
adele
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 6:39:13 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,538
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
use to kill bugs

broken CD's

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 8:31:49 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,082
Scare birds off seeds.



Swollen.
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 1:18:49 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,082
Used for drawing silly faces or patterns on a passed out drunk.

Stick on mostacheo. (Curly mustache)
adele
Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 7:25:52 PM

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Posts: 20,538
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
funny looking fake eyebrows

old rotary phone

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 8:18:42 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,099
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
excellent photo prop

paper plate

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 7:43:43 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,082
a yoga mat for one knee..

a lamb chop
poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 1:41:06 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,099
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
A tool for making a sensitive vegan cry

Bra

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 2:54:39 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,082
Slingshot

Terracotta pot
Americanheart
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 5:56:54 PM

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Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 8,733
Location: In his arms, United States
for planting

boxes

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 7:34:37 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,082
If big enough clubhouse.

Shower curtain & rod.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 03, 2012 8:29:56 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,082
Use the rod for tightrope walking whilst lion taming. Multitasking like a boss.

Tarpaulin
Untouched
Posted: Wednesday, October 03, 2012 10:29:34 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/25/2012
Posts: 994
Location: Behind you, nah just kidding.
Cheap doll house.

High heels.

adele
Posted: Wednesday, October 03, 2012 1:46:24 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,538
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
meat tenderizer

empty paper towel and toilet paper rolls

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
ginger86
Posted: Wednesday, October 03, 2012 1:54:41 PM

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Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 7,998
Location: Lost, United States
telescopes for kids

pie pans

adele
Posted: Wednesday, October 03, 2012 2:27:16 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,538
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
frisbees

broken mirror

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:45:16 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,082
Prison shank lmao ^__^
adele
Posted: Thursday, October 04, 2012 5:34:04 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,538
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
You forgot to add a new object, so I'll add one for you

dead batteries

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 06, 2012 8:21:35 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,082
Dismantle them and use the cases for shimming a guitar neck that's out of alignment.

Net curtain.
trinket
Posted: Saturday, October 06, 2012 8:43:59 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2012
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Location: Nowhere near you, Australia
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 09, 2012 5:16:16 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,082
OK, I shall get the ball rolling again, fine me an alternative use for a cheese grater. Oh and then you suggest something for the next person, just in case y'all forgot.
fsharp
Posted: Tuesday, October 09, 2012 8:14:26 PM

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Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,334
Location: Northern Hemisphere
cheese grater = back scratcher

politicians (surely they're good for something laughing6 )
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