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In a bid to stop people clogging the database with account deletions, gav has developed a new feature allowing you to send a message back to yourself on the first day you joined Lush*. What message will you send back to yourself? This post was inspired by elitfromnorth's recent thread Your past self[*Disclaimer: he hasn't really]
Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist. Why not read some stories instead CAM FUN COMPETITION ENTRY: DAGUERREOTYPE go on - it's only 500 words, you're not THAT busy
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Rank: Clever Gem
Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 2,014
Location: Exactly where I should be!, United Kingdom
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Hey CD! Beware of the clever arse with no shirt! 
Now with audio!!!!
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 1/2/2011
Posts: 582
Location: Sarasota County, United States
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Be careful, Lush Stories is addictive!
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Rank: Mazztastic
Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 1,288
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
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Beware of Greeks bearing gifts :-)
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story...  Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often... |
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Sparkle wrote:Beware of Greeks bearing gifts :-) Or geeks bearing GIFs
Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist. Why not read some stories instead CAM FUN COMPETITION ENTRY: DAGUERREOTYPE go on - it's only 500 words, you're not THAT busy
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Rank: Mazztastic
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Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
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overmykneenow wrote:
Or geeks bearing GIFs
Ain't that the truth! 
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 5/27/2012
Posts: 975
Location: United Kingdom
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Do not flounce and delete your account, it clogs the database!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/27/2010
Posts: 907
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Hey Swollen - sit back and enjoy the ride!
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,581
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Don't be so uptight. Not everyone wants to e-fuck your brains out. (But a lot do)
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
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Hey Nikki, you could have read the stories without joining. Just think of how much more work you would get done everyday if you didnt join. HAHA!!
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Joined: 3/24/2010
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Location: Europe
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I would say two things:
For f**sake, you are going to stick with that name, use your imagination! (in my language she sounds mysterious, why did I translate it, beats me, guess I was nervous)
And second one is, please don't be so naive, most people here are not who they are pretending to be. (I am still on this one, but I don't think there is help for me, however, I was lucky, didn't get into much troubles with idiots)
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Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,859
Location: Lost, United States
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ok ginger, don't take all this so serious. just sit back and have fun, you are going to meet some amazing people.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 4/13/2012
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Location: United Kingdom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,603
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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OK, some warnings: this place is addictive. Don't add THAT one, you'll know who when you see. And for fuck's sake, DO NOT DRINK AND LUSH UNLESS YOU CAN REFRAIN FROM POSTING STUFF THAT MIGHT ANNOY PEOPLE!!!! Now, have fun, Andrew, you'll meet some great mates here and you'll fall truly in love, you won't know it immediately, but you will. Oh and it won't be the one you think it's gonna be, because you're not adding that one, you hear? Now, go forth and tell some stories!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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Get out while you can!!
On a side note, Fox, you will meet great friends here, but do realize not all will be to stay.
(Oh shoot, that's a hard decision with me telling myself to get out, but there are the potential of meeting great people, yeah, I didn't make that harder on myself...)
Just beware, you will have to have control, getting your work done, then lush, I repeat, WORK DONE, then Lush!
Work done, then lush,
Work done, then lush,
Work done, then lush...
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And by the way, I am gaining control, just don't tell anyone it is after being here for a year haha
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,587
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Prepare to meet some terrific people and have oodles of fun. 
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican) Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 361
Location: United States
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Very few people here recognize sarcasm.
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 760
Location: The Naughty Mansion, Australia
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Don't be shy, people will like you. So dont take so long to relax and get out there and make some friends
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/12/2010
Posts: 399
Location: United States
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Gurlyboy wrote:DO NOT DRINK AND LUSH! That's cute.
Practice what you know, and it will help to make clear what now you do not know. — RembrandtThere is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing. — John Cage
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,148
Location: Canada
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NightFox wrote:
Just beware, you will have to have control, getting your work done, then lush, I repeat, WORK DONE, then Lush!
Work done, then lush,
Work done, then lush,
Work done, then lush...
I could not have said it better myself! 
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/doubt.aspx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/12/2010
Posts: 399
Location: United States
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Dear myself
After today visit to Lush, stick with the "you seen it one you seen it all" substandard erotica websites, as they will not sequester you.
Do not visit again. Lush should be illegal, as it is an high quality, seductively addictive meeting place. The registration process should have besides a disclaimer also a post scriptum with all the possible side effects which are still being found and investigated as we speak.
It's been reported that computer keyboards and the newest cell phones have the key letter L in red. The advise here is to completely remove the above mentioned key and stick a piece of chewing gum in its place. Please do use spearmint and not bubblegum as it may bring to memory the color red.
Please be patient, a case is been build and the All Mighty Lady from Down Under, Gav (dont know who he/she is)and her followers will be brought to justice. Including the now apparent innocent kangaroos and the warm spa monkeys from the East.
ps as gurlyboy has said "don't drink and Lush"
......I think I just did.
Practice what you know, and it will help to make clear what now you do not know. — Rembrandt
There is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing. — John Cage
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Joined: 9/14/2012
Posts: 522
Location: somewhere boring, United States
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Its addictive but dont forget to eat!!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/15/2010
Posts: 2,129
Location: United States
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On Oct. 15, 2010, you are going to enter Lush as NatureBoy and ushered in a new era! Your 55 stories are going to inspired people across the world and make you a legend! Exactly two years later, you are going to exit Lush as the controversial Makavelli!
Cokeheadbarbie, CandiceSmiles, MexicanGoddess, LatinSugar, tazznjazz, kaikai012, ArtAngel, AngelHeart01, Kal-El85, Buz, Piquet, Mahir, and Lucky_Lesbian are going to make your Lush experience a great one! Therefore, have fun and avoid the bullshit! Peace!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/4/2012
Posts: 279
Location: Indianapolis, United States
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Dear Darce,
You are going to have fun here!
You are also going to find that many of those who "friend" you aren't who they appear to be.
You will tire very quickly of the constant barrage of people who want to use you for their own gratification.
However, you will get past all that and you will really enjoy the stories and the real friends you make.
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Joined: 4/3/2010
Posts: 3,232
Location: California
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Makavelli wrote:On Oct. 15, 2010, you are going to enter Lush as NatureBoy and ushered in a new era! Your 55 stories are going to inspired people across the world and make you a legend! Exactly two years later, you are going to exit Lush as the controversial Makavelli!
Are you sure that's what you would tell yourself? You wouldn't warn yourself about certain things you did that made you change your name to Makavelli out of embarrassment? And you say you are exiting. Well, thats good. ... I would tell myself to be nicer and more friendly. I often give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it though. I'm like that little bitch Alice.
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Magical_felix wrote:
Are you sure that's what you would tell yourself? You wouldn't warn yourself about certain things you did that made you change your name to Makavelli out of embarrassment? And you say you are exiting. Well, thats good.
I am not embarrassed about anything! It is easy to act tough in front of a computer, sissy! Play your games with your friends, BITCH!!! You’re nonexistence!
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Joined: 9/25/2009
Posts: 4,087
Location: United States
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Makavelli wrote:
I am not embarrassed about anything! It is easy to act tough in front of a computer
It's easy to do lots of dishonest things in front of a computer. You might be aware of one or two of them.
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Don’t make comments about something you don’t know anything about, Xuani!
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Makavelli wrote:Don’t make comments about something you don’t know anything about, Xuani! You'd be wise to let this go, knowing exactly what I know.
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Not much!
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