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scooter
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 5:50:08 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
(slides a tripple Beaver Breath Brandy towards Alan) Mega-congrats on the interview, big guy. Got to say, however, that the thought of you being 'exposed' on the 'net makes being blind a great comfort. :) Applause

Congrats are also hereby officially extended to all fans of the renewed Big Red Machine who will be in this year's MLB playoffs.

I thought Alan was the Big Red machine?
:glasses8


Good morning Lush friends,
What better place to be a Lush than in a fine saloon such as Rumps, I always say.
Nice work Jankowski. Keep up the hard work with those interviews and make us all famous one of these days...

slippery, you gave me an idea!
Here's a nice set

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 9:08:24 AM

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Scooter, you're not the only one to get interesting ideas thanks to, Slippery. ;)

Can I have a really BIG, Amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 4:54:30 PM

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This joint's just working alive, or stumbling around half-dead, as the case may be. In recognition of my once proud Saints falling to 0-3 after today's o/t loss to KC, I'm introducing a new drink: Death By Degeneracy. The basic ingrediants are 151 proof rum, cut with a double-shot of moonshine and a healthy slug of Beaver Breath Brandy. Floor shavings and sterno may be added to taste.

Any takers?

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Dani
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 7:17:57 PM

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Titties! And it's not even Tuesday! Thanks Scooter....you sure are swell.



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

scooter
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 10:22:49 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Titties! And it's not even Tuesday! Thanks Scooter....you sure are swell.



Your welcome slipperywhenwetRegaeman Man
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2012 1:51:47 AM

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Good Morning Lushketeers...I have to say there Mr. Scooter, those are some fine looking friends you have there...you know, there is so much dirt on this floor in this place, all we have to do is hose it down a bit and we could have a nice mud wrestling pit here for the ladies...just my thought for today...

Yeah, Reverend...thanks for the compliment about the interview, I think...next interview I'll be sure to mention the drink specials here...

Speaking of, let me get a tall mug of that newfangled Death by Degeneracy, with a little extra Beaver Breath...and a tall glass of white lightning to chase it down with...hold the sterno though, if you would be so kind...thanks...

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2012 4:11:11 AM

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Morning, wanton wanderers in the land of Lush. You know about TGIF, right? Well, this is a TDEM (Too Damn Early Monday) That's why today's coffee is an extra strong blend of an expresso-like substance and Beaver Breath Brandy. Who knows, it might even revive folks who tried the new, Death By Degeneracy, drink.

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Dani
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2012 11:12:08 AM

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Afternoon Rompy Rumpers! I just got off the phone with a relative in the South. While it's getting all chilly here on the East Coast, my uncle told me it was so cold in the South, he saw the shade drinking a glass of water. (Ba-dum tss!)

Anywho, Bartender, gimme something that'll knock me out harder than Coma and Tose...just make sure you wake me up in time for Titty Tuesday. And tell Terrance to make sure no one tries to steal any of my lady charms.952-67



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2012 4:49:31 PM

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Sounds like you need a double-shot of Death By Degeneracy, Slippery. Terrance has agreed to hunker down in your clevage, ready to defend your charms from gropers, perv's, and other Rumplation regulars.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 6:46:04 AM

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Happy, TITTY TUESDAY, to all who admire and/or possess, said delightful appendages.

Speaking of bountiful bosoms, the Caffine Fairy is not so endowed. In fact, she makes Audrey Hepburn or Mia Farrow look voluptious in comparison. However, bless her heart, she can deliver top-notch coffee. It's so good, Beaver Breath Brandy becomes and option, not a requirement, for satisfied sipping. Try some of the batch she dropped off today and judge for yourself.

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Dani
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:09:14 AM

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Whoa there Rump...not so loud. That double shot of Death by Degeneracy is still ringing loudly in my ears and pounding away at my head.

Now let's quietly celebrate Titty Tuesday, shall we??



And Rump, I woke up and Terrance wasn't nestled in my chesticles. What gives? I thought he was here to serve and protect.dontknow



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 2:06:04 PM

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Slippery, he whispers, I didn't say which clevage Terrance would be utilizing on his, uh, stake-out.

Care for another Death by Degeneracy?

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Dani
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 2:08:53 PM

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No more of that stuff for me.

And I may or may not have my wits about me (what'd you put in that Death by Degeneracy stuff?)...but I distinctly remember a certain RumpleForeskin promising that a certain tarantula would be hunkering down my my cleavage.



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 5:43:04 AM

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Morning, Lusharoos and Lusharinas, or vice versa. There's a little left over Caffine Fairy coffee and a fresh pot of Busty's best for those arriving late.

Congrats to one and all for making it to Hump Day. Hope everyone gets to observe the day in due and ancient form. For those in the US following the controversy about replacement refs calling NFL games, it is not, I say again, NOT, true that I've been working some of those games. Granted, the bad calls might lead one to that conclusion, but I'm innocent I tell you, innocent.

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 10:46:00 AM

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Hey there Rumplators. Special kissy for the namesake. Counting the days until my other half gets home(5).
Got some bad news from the Realtor. If I sold my house now, I'd lose money. Guess I'm stuck here for awhile. *sigh* I wish the politicos would stop calling each other names and just get down to fixing what be broken. (bastards)
Something wet please Rumple and not water.

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 1:22:02 PM

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Gee whiz, Chef, I thought you were looking forward to the third day in October 'cause that's when the first Presidential debate will be held. ;)

As for a drink, since it's a bit early for a Death by Degeneracy, what about a Bloody Mary with an extra shot, or two, of Tabasco?

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 1:46:16 PM

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CNN online headline:

WORLD AWAITS ADULT J.K. ROWLING BOOK

--

Just more proof, I suppose, that the old Rumple- unit is out of this world. (shrug)

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 6:23:35 AM

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Morning, to all toiling in the fields of sensual stimulation. Coffee's on -- and don't worry, there's a full bottle of Beaver Breath Brandy to help wash it down.

Today is hereby proclaimed 'Banana Peel Thursday'. on account as how from here on most of us start stumbling and bumbling towards the weekend. Here's to happy landings, he says, lifting a used and abused coffee mug.

Oh yeah, there''s a one-for-two special today in celebration of the 'real' NFL refs going back on the field.

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scooter
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 8:08:09 AM

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Hey, good morning Rump, chef n slippery.

I guess all others are still nursing Busty's caffeine hang over.

Rump, I'm glad the real refs. decided to get back in the game. But I never once yet checked the TV Guide to see which refs. were playing today.
However; I'll gladly join you in that one-for-two special.
Give me three one-for-two specials. One for me, one for chef and her man coming home in a few days.
One for slippery and who ever she choose's to share with, and one for you and Busty.

And a few extras just in case.
Southern_Sass
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 12:29:21 PM

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coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

Mornin one and all

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 2:02:53 PM

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Sass, hope swilling down all those cups of Busty's coffee this morning doesn't keep you from coming back.

Scooter, what you say about the NFL refs is true. However, few fans want to watch incompetent zebras in one cluster-fuck after another instead of a game, IMHO.

By the way, you want those drinks in pint or quart jars?

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Dani
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 2:15:28 PM

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*gasps* Did Sir Rump, the picture of elegance and eloquence, just say the eff word?! I am absolutely scandalized.

Someone get me a drink. Anything will do, really.



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 6:10:02 PM

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(slides over a quart jar filled with, Death by Degeneracy) Here you go, Slippery. Sorry 'bout shocking the better angels of your nature. Thing was, 'cluster-sexual intercourse' just seemed way too explicit and 'cluster screw a bit confusing,if you know what I mean. ;)

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Dani
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 6:13:36 PM

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Oh no...no more Death by Degeneracy for me. Just smelling that stuff gives me a hangover.



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

scooter
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 8:05:03 PM

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Sorry about bringing that F-bomb out of ya Rump, with that goofy comment about the refs.

I rather liked your said characters. Especially the "incompetent zebras". They sound like they should be in a story some wheres.
I agree, the last thing the NFL needs is worse refs than they already have.
Actually, they are pretty decent. I wouldn't see half that stuff that goes on in the NFL, and if i did catch a violator,
I wouldn't be able to grab my flag fast enough to through it. Then I'd probably need to use the little refs room before half time.

Better make them quart jars Rump, and hook up sassy too!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 7:49:34 AM

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Morning, fellow flingers of feelthy fiction. Congrats on making it through another week. There's Caffine Fairy coffee to celebrate the day.

I'd have been here earlier but got sidetracked by and announcement that Sprite had posted a new 'Blondie' saga. Now, having read, voted and commented, I strongly recommend, 'Blondie In Wonderland' -- of course, I recommend any of her work, but the 'Blondie' series is my fav.

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Southern_Sass
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 9:07:34 AM

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No worries Rump, I love Bustys coffee
Just busy with school
Miss yall

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Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 9:19:10 AM

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We miss you too Hol! Have fun and good luck with your studies.
Had 2 cups this morn and ready to tackle the stores. I'm such a lazy git tho that it's takes me til noon to get off the puter and take off.
I'll see if there's anything on sale in the liquor dept Rump and get ya a case. Florida's Finest Fish Fumes was on sale last week. I'll see if they have a case left for ya.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 9:30:06 AM

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STUDY is not a four-letter word -- but it should be. Good luck with the studies, Sass.

Chef, 'Florida's Finest Fish Fumes' sounds like a sure winner, at least in here. With luck, it might even cover up some of the BO wafting over from Coma and Tose.

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scooter
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 12:16:08 PM

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Last time I had fresh Florida's Finest Fish Fumes, it kinda tasted like chicken chef.

Well, the US. is on their way in the Ryder Cup. So far the refs. have been great to us!
I'm glued to the set as we speak.
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