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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 2:29:43 PM

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Might try some cleaning solvent to get unstuck, Scooter. How about a good old, Griesedick Beer, to cool you off?

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Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 3:55:41 PM

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Well Publix had FFF on sale two for two. So I got a case of each. The 80 proof and the 90 proof. Hope you don't mind Rump.
You're right Scootie Scoot. Damn near everything tastes like chicken anymore. It's the hormones they put in stuff now a days. Hell even when you get a flu shot they ask if you're allergic to eggs. Has to make ya laugh.
Found a mess of shrimp I'm a thinking about breading and deep frying later. Plenty for everybody. Ice cold mug of beer and shrimp. It don't get no better n that. I heard that somewhere so it must be true. Probably on the internet.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 4:29:31 PM

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Hot fried shrimp and cold beer is a major goodness.

As for that 4-F product, something tells me it'll go well with Beaver Breath Brandy -- sorta complimentary, if you know what I mean.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 10:42:08 AM

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Greetings, lusty Lushers and Lushettes. There's some coffee available. Granted it's overcooked and of a questionable ventage, but you have the rest of the weekend to recover so, no worries, right?

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scooter
Posted: Sunday, September 30, 2012 4:51:36 AM

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Rise and shine little Lushies,

Rump, can we adjust the rabbit ears so they point a little more towards Chicago (LadySharons neck of the woods),
so we can watch the final day of the Ryder Cup, at least till the Saints come on!
And how about three 90 proof jars of your finest, fresh "Fish Fumes from Florida", and fast.
I found; that if you roll up a napkin and half submerge it into the thick, gel like substance and light it,
they kind of act like little air-wick Kiki lights. The aroma is out of this world fart

Oh, and a bowl of Busty's finest beans, I'll just eat them right out of the bowl.

coffee
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, September 30, 2012 10:03:48 AM

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Morning, Brother Scooter. feel free to do your worse (wurst?) with dem bunny ears. Not sure a bowl of Busty beans would be advisable with all dem 4-f tiki lights burning bright, if you follow me.

As for my 0-3 Saints playing the Green Bay (we wuz robbed) Packers, even prayers from the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers may avail them not. Still, sincere supplications to the great scorekeeper in the sky along with vast quantities of Death by Degeneracy couldn't hurt.

Can I have a really big, AMEN?

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Posted: Sunday, September 30, 2012 12:47:20 PM

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What do you guys think of this?

The storm ripped over the mountains,gushing torrents of rain that struck the ground with the sharp ring of metal on stone. Lightening strikes spat down, angry artillery fire that slammed against the cannon roar of thunder.
There was a gleeful kind of mean in the air, a sizzle of temper and spite that boiled with power


I like it.

Good one Scootie. That made me laugh about the lighting the FFFF.
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Posted: Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:19:34 PM

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It Sounds just like the Ryder Cup right now chef,

I think all your flaws are flawless,,

Love scooter..
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, September 30, 2012 6:24:04 PM

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Look, you guys, I'm having a bad enough day, what with my Saints now 0-4 after losing to the Pack. Now I'm supposed to comment on that passage in Chef's post. The logical question is, why me?

As for that passage, IMHO, it's a tad overblown. This bit in particular caught my attention: ...angry artillery fire that slammed against the cannon roar of thunder... .

Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't something along the lines of, "one helluva thunderstorm," done the job? ;)

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 5:32:39 AM

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Morning. It is morning, right? Just ain't no sunshine when my Saints go 0-4 and the US Ryder Cup golfers pull off a historic choke.

(sets out four large glasses of, Death by Degeneracy) Just getting ready for Scooter. He'll know why four glasses, probably.

There's plenty of, Beaver Breath Brandy, to help chase down Busty's coffee. Enjoy?

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Dani
Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 9:57:18 AM

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Morning. I feel like 2 shits, so I'm skipping my duties for today.

Gimme something that involves orange juice, please.

Sorry to hear about your Saints, Rump.



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 12:47:58 PM

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Proud of you, Slippery, for reporting for decadence, I mean, duty, what with you feeling so low down rotten. (slides over a Mimosa) Let's start with something a bit gentler than the usual, Screwdriver.

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Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 2:04:50 PM

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Thanks Rump...you're nothing short of an angel.angel7



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Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 4:25:34 PM

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HI everybody. Getting the house cleaned and the liquor cabinet and fridge filled. The husband is due home tomorrow night.
I found something at the liquor store that I had seen on the internet. There's even a video with Danny Devito about it called Limoncello. Pronounced Lemon-chello. Anyway, it's from Italy and since I love Tuscany I bought some. You're supposed to serve out of the freezer or on the rocks. I tasted a wee bit when it had chilled. Very interesting. Anyone ever had any before?
Happy Monday to one and all.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 5:55:28 PM

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Chef, if Danny Devito is the pitchman, that must be one really short drink.

Slippery, who me, an angel? No way. I'm allergic to feathers and don't like heights. ;)

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Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 9:21:18 PM

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He actually isn't. I wasn't very clear on that. It's like a national thing(drink) that a lot of people drink over there. Basically, fermented lemons.(thicker than lemonade) He had said at a party about liking it and then received dozens of bottles as gifts. More of a funny thing than anything. It was among a few vids that I watched about it. There's a restaurant here in Fla called Limoncello that hubs and I stopped at on a whim for lunch on the way to Sanibel Island. It was fab, people spoke Italian when not talking to the customers and we just really liked it and the name.
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Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 11:47:45 PM

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i should be doing homework instead. so pour me another shot bartender blah5
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 5:35:49 AM

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Morning, lovers of the Lush life. Something sort of like coffee is hot enough to cause second degree burns. A healthy slug of Beaver Breath Brandy to cool it off (and hide the taste) is recommended.

Set yourself down, Set, and welcome to Rumplations, the seediest gin joint along the great information highway. (slides over a glass full of, Death by Degeneracy) Try some of this, but maybe only after you finish with the books. Otherwise, well, let's just say that stuff has a way of repriortizing a drinker's outlook.

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scooter
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 7:28:16 AM

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Good morning Rumple and the rest of the fine people of Lush.

This "golf fan" thing sure is a rough business. :( not unlike being a Browns fan, or a Saints fan ):
My mind was totally devastated from the initial disappointment.
Now I'm familiar with how nicola and some of the moderators must feel around here
after dealing with a few patrons that always want more from them.

Fortunately for me, I've been on both sides of the fence.
Back in 1999, I was happy to watch the U.S. team do the same thing to the Europeans. I guess what's good for the goose, is also good for the gander er.

A little humiliation is the ultimate medicine for keeping any ego at bay.
Both Captains, and all 24 players had the chance to shine on world wide television. And I believe they each had their moment
no matter how brief it may have been.
As much as I despise Tiger Woods actions the past few years, nobody can take away the fact that he was in position to be the hero
had Stricker (Steve) or any one of the other 8 players (three of the twelve had already won their match) won or at least tied their final match.

Just like Jose Maria Olazabal said; at the end of the day, golf really won...

Rump,

I think Death by Degeneracy is a rather appropriate drink today,
especially "four" of them.

scooter..



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 8:38:08 AM

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Be brave, noble Scooter, be very brave. Need a refill?

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Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 8:38:38 AM

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Aww, look alive scooter....it's Titty Tuesday!



Now life can't be all that bad, can it?

Bartender, I'm in a fruity/cutie kinda mood. Get me a Shirley Temple, please. Extra cherry on top.



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Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 8:46:40 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:


Set yourself down, Set, and welcome to Rumplations, the seediest gin joint along the great information highway. (slides over a glass full of, Death by Degeneracy) Try some of this, but maybe only after you finish with the books. Otherwise, well, let's just say that stuff has a way of repriortizing a drinker's outlook.

glasses8


I just flashed in my mind of an old 1940s movie. Setting in a "gin joint" smoke filled, Coma and Tose in the corner doing what they do best. Hot redhead with a low cut emerald evening gown on and a Terrance in her cleavage sitting at the end of the bar nursing a cocktail. A Scooter type person in blue jeans and a hat shoved back on his head and a ciggy hanging out of his mouth talking about golf. The bartender with dark glasses on wiping the bar with a white cloth, pretending to listen. The back room door opens and Busty peeps out and asks the bartender if he's alright. Not really waiting for an answer she slams the door to go back to doing whatever she does in there. A Wurlitzer jukebox with the arm that reaches out and grabs a 45 of the patrons choice and plays something interesting.
Aww, write the story Rump! No one can do it like you do! Please? Use all of us. Sharon, Slippery, Alan, everyone! Doesn't have to be erotic. We could put it on SS.
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Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 11:52:07 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:


I just flashed in my mind of an old 1940s movie. Setting in a "gin joint" smoke filled, Coma and Tose in the corner doing what they do best. Hot redhead with a low cut emerald evening gown on and a Terrance in her cleavage sitting at the end of the bar nursing a cocktail. A Scooter type person in blue jeans and a hat shoved back on his head and a ciggy hanging out of his mouth talking about golf. The bartender with dark glasses on wiping the bar with a white cloth, pretending to listen. The back room door opens and Busty peeps out and asks the bartender if he's alright. Not really waiting for an answer she slams the door to go back to doing whatever she does in there. A Wurlitzer jukebox with the arm that reaches out and grabs a 45 of the patrons choice and plays something interesting.
Aww, write the story Rump! No one can do it like you do! Please? Use all of us. Sharon, Slippery, Alan, everyone! Doesn't have to be erotic. We could put it on SS.


I think that's a splendid idea chef, but you are already off to a good start on this one.

How about a joint ( Regaeman Man ) effort, with you and Rump both writing your fingers to the bone?
I'd be more than happy to do the hard parts like; reading, voting and commenting, cheering you both on, advertising,
helping with the cover page:





keeping Coma and Tose company, but most importantly; being involved with all the women on the set.
Now that's my fantasy

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 5:00:10 PM

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Scooter, you are all heart. As for me, my fantasy was always to end my days on the cool, shady porch of a cheap oyster bar overlooking a topless beach. But to each his own.

As for Chef's idea, well, I'll have to cogitate on that.

Got in a case of 'Bat Out Of Hell Whiskey' the pride of Bug Tussle, Oklahoma. Somebody needs to get in touch with Dirty Martini and let him know. ;)

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, October 03, 2012 2:37:23 PM

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Guess everbody's hiding out, waiting to find out if DM takes the bait and comes in for a heapin' helpin' of 'Bat Out Of Hell' wwhiskey. Come to think of it, that's a good idea.

Today's special is on, Grayhounds -- the drink, not the dog. It's just vodka and grapefruit juice with a slice of lemon or lime. But then simple recipes appeal to barkeeps with simple minds.

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Posted: Wednesday, October 03, 2012 4:36:54 PM

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Good Afternoon My Lush-type friends...I heard a rumor there was a case of Bat Out Of Hell going around...hopefully it's curable...

Oh wait, the whiskey...yeah, I'll take a tall glass of that fine stuff...preferably in a clean glass, but I realize beggars can't be choosy around these here parts...

Yeah, Reverend...a cheap oyster bar sounds like a great fantasy...actually, I had a similar fantasy, though I think it involved cheap clams...

So Scooter...you said something about a possible story and a "joint effort?"...spark up the joint, and we'll make the effort to help you out here...I'm sure some story will come out of this, let's just make sure we all have our stories straight when we go before the judge...not like last time...

Hope everyone's well here...been a bit busy, and other stuff, but I'm still around...I think...
Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, October 03, 2012 6:58:43 PM

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(slides over a tall glass of 'Bat Out of Hell' brand whiskey) Greeting, Alan. You didn't ask for a chaser, but here's a tumbler full of Beaver Breath Brandy just in case the need arises.

I was planning on tuning in the Presidential debate but somehow the old Philco is stuck on Mr. Ed r Must have something to do with that missing rabbit ear.eruns.

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Posted: Wednesday, October 03, 2012 7:17:46 PM

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Hey y'all! I'm sorry I haven't been by much lately. Things are way too busy for me.

No I'm not going to watch the presidential candidate debate. I've read so much on both of those yahoos that I'm sick of them both. I already know how I will vote.

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, October 04, 2012 4:49:02 AM

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Morning, to all good men and bad women. Busty brewed up something she claims is coffee. (sip -- shudder) Let's just say she means well.

Dirty Martini and Buz both make appearances. Seemed a bit like old times.

I've 'discovered' a new Lush writer named, Tam Lin. Highly recommended. Check him out.

(takes another sip -- shivers) This stuff can grow on you, sorta like a canker soar.

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Posted: Thursday, October 04, 2012 5:54:40 AM

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I'll take a cup of that...coffee...stuff. i'll try anything to knock this cold out of me. it's kept me leveled for the last two days here.
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