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sexmachine
Posted: Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:20:34 PM

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This is dreadful kekekegay

Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marcs four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye halve run this poem threw it
Eye am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
SusanEngland
Posted: Sunday, March 04, 2007 2:14:37 AM

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Funny too sexmachine
mrplow
Posted: Wednesday, May 09, 2007 6:30:06 AM

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There was a man from nantucket....
SusanEngland
Posted: Wednesday, May 09, 2007 7:37:33 AM

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When told NO, asked well will you suck it ... (next line please)
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, May 09, 2007 7:36:50 PM

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She happily obliged, with a glint in her eyes...
sexmachine
Posted: Wednesday, May 09, 2007 9:47:42 PM

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And then thought, i'll fuckit sex
SusanEngland
Posted: Wednesday, May 09, 2007 11:53:37 PM

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A new one then

A green-eyed Irish named Kelly ....
Chelsea
Posted: Thursday, May 10, 2007 12:40:09 AM

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Covered her boyfriend's cock with ky jelly
Sami
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2007 3:51:01 AM

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She wasn't too fussy and quite missed her pussy
mrplow
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2007 4:10:08 AM

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So his cock ended up quite smelly evil5
SusanEngland
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2007 6:25:38 AM

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Here is a challenge then --- what can we do with this one

The bride lay on her virgin bed
Kat
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:45:13 PM

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Her husband came in and asked for head? Whistle

ok, seriously now, in the tone Susan intended love3

her lover lay beside her, not a word was said
nicola
Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2007 2:11:35 AM

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Susan's turn icon_smile

We should have a never ending poem thread. The only time it will finish is when the interweb is full.
SusanEngland
Posted: Sunday, May 13, 2007 12:14:45 AM

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(mental message forLush .... BEAST this is a tough one)

ermmmm

The Bride lay on her virgin bed

Her husband came in and asked for head.

She turned her back, which opened her crack .....



(Lush can finish this one and start the next !!!)
nicola
Posted: Sunday, May 13, 2007 5:17:06 AM

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You took the smut option rather than the romantic - I'm surprised at you Susan!

Well, seeing we're going down that route:


The Bride lay on her virgin bed

Her husband came in and asked for head.

She turned her back, which opened her crack .....

So he stuck his cock up there instead
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