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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 11:15:13 AM

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Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
I was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the t-shirt that I normally slept in.

As my hubby walked in, almost awake, I turned to him and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment."

His eyes lit up and he said, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment he embraced me and gave it his all right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, I said thanks and returned to the stove with my t-shirt still around my neck.

Happy but a little puzzled he asked,
"What was that all about?"

I explained,
"The egg timer's broken."

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