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Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 2:55:25 PM

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granted, however you become so meticulous about avoiding mistakes, that your life passes you by and all of your relationships suffer because you don't gain meaningful life experience


i wish the zombie apocalypse would happen.
IronSnake19
Posted: Monday, September 10, 2012 2:59:42 PM

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Location: Parsons, KS.
Granted but they all go to Luxembourg and have a massive Zombie Orgy.


I wish I had a social life.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
adele
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:01:55 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but it just with zombies

I wish my friend would come to visit

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 2:38:11 AM

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Granted they come to visit , but unfortunatly you are not home to open the door.


I wish I had a straberry lollypop
adele
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 11:59:46 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted but it is so small that you finish it in one lick

I wish I would not have emotional breakdowns

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Kinky_Becky
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2012 2:10:55 AM

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Location: Home, United States
Granted, but your psychiatrist sues you for PTSD after your past sessions. Then you walk into a bank during a robbery and your lack of fear irritates the robber and he shoots you.

I wish all guys on Lush would take no for an answer.

SirBunny
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2012 6:53:53 AM

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Location: KZN, South Africa
Granted, but now all the girls have to say, Yes.

I wish it was a 4 day working week and a 3 day weekend.




Guest
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2012 4:21:36 PM

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You got it! However..... now you only get four days pay. You have to take a second job to make ends meet. So much for the long weekends.

I wish I could have my own groundhog day
adele
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 4:49:10 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but the day was September 10th and you are doomed (not) to live it over and over again!

I wish for some joy in each day of my life

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Kinky_Becky
Posted: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 1:51:33 AM

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Granted, but the Joy is an obnoxious woman you can't stand.

I wish everyone, people and nations, could get along without violence.

Ravyn
Posted: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 11:29:51 AM

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Posts: 2,089
Location: Bend, United States
Granted but everyone then stays inside and never has any contact with the outside world. World economy deteriorates as does the Governments.

I wish to feel true bliss

Kinky_Becky
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 2:44:59 AM

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Granted, but that's Fort Bliss, El Paso Texas. You are dropped there naked in the sand in their 120 degree weather and fire ants attack you sweet skin.

I wish Lush would fix all the technical problems it's been having lately.

FierceAndFiery
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 12:00:53 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 61
Location: In a chamber, waiting for fun, United States
Granted. But you must give every active member a lap dance.

I wish I knew what I really wanted.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 12:18:14 PM

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Granted. But what you want, sucks.

I wish I wasn't so hungover.
FierceAndFiery
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 12:38:39 PM

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Location: In a chamber, waiting for fun, United States
Granted. But you can never drink anything except water again.

I wish I hadn't been called something that makes me feel like shit and makes me want to punch a face off.
LesbianPussyx
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 12:20:00 PM

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Location: Local adult toy store
Granted. But you have to punch them anyway!

I wish I had a better sex toy!
adele
Posted: Tuesday, October 02, 2012 4:10:34 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Granted, but it comes attached to a guy (sorry and btw welcomes to the forums)

I wish a certain person was interested in me "that way"

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
FierceAndFiery
Posted: Thursday, October 04, 2012 5:15:27 PM

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Location: In a chamber, waiting for fun, United States
Granted, but as soon as they realize it, they morph into a teacup.

I wish I had a new coffee mug.
adele
Posted: Friday, October 05, 2012 12:40:49 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but it is the size of a thimble.

I wish I had the new toy I just got today about a year ago

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 8:59:53 AM

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adele wrote:
I wish I had the new toy I just got today about a year ago


Granted....but you lose control of that riding Tonka truck...and go boom right down the stairs!!!

I wish Australia was about a 45 minute drive away!
FierceAndFiery
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 9:22:16 AM

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Location: In a chamber, waiting for fun, United States
Granted, but you only have enough fuel for a 35 minute drive.

I wish a few friends lived in the same time zone as me.
kellyqueen
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 9:28:27 AM

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Location: In your pants, United States
Granted but due to scheduling conflicts they never have time to hang out with you.

I wish for a dog
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 4:46:39 PM

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Granted, my dear, you now have a massive Irish Wolfhound. It's so hungry all the time, you need a second job to feed it. It sheds hair all over the furniture, has fleas and smells really bad. It wakes you up in the morning with a big slurp on your cheek and a huge fart. Nice puppy.

I wish I knew what the future holds
kellyqueen
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 10:53:52 PM

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Granted but your future involves poor investments and a trip to Thailand where you lose your wallet, your left big toe and you have a piercing on your left butt cheek

I wish for a new color for my car.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 7:10:14 AM

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Woo Hoo! Granted, my dear, it's just gotta be rainbow colored, with little butterflies and bugs, lots of little flowers, ooh! and little red hearts floating about. don't you just love it?

I wish my FOUR DAY long weekend has loads of fun in it
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:37:27 PM

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Wildcat wrote:
I wish my FOUR DAY long weekend has loads of fun in it


Granted....oh my...he did give you LOADS!!!!!!


I wish I had a four daly long weekend.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 11, 2012 2:02:46 AM

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Hardy har har.. you silly plonka, I'm going to grant you a long weekend with me so I can teach you how to spell, I might cast a spell or two while I'm at it.

I wish for a foot massage
kellyqueen
Posted: Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:59:26 PM

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granted but it is from Bob Barker after his hands were in a large bag of ice.

I wish to have my own private island.
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 5:02:29 AM

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Granted, my dear, I give you Bouvet Island... take your thermal underwear

I wish for a long, uninterrupted bubble bath
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 7:05:48 AM

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Wildcat wrote:
I wish for a long, uninterrupted bubble bath



Granted....but I'll be wearing my mask snorkle when I dive in!


I wish for a naughty woman to come calling!
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