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granted, however you become so meticulous about avoiding mistakes, that your life passes you by and all of your relationships suffer because you don't gain meaningful life experience
i wish the zombie apocalypse would happen.
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Joined: 12/16/2010
Posts: 75
Location: Parsons, KS.
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Granted but they all go to Luxembourg and have a massive Zombie Orgy.
I wish I had a social life.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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granted, but it just with zombies
I wish my friend would come to visit
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Joined: 8/16/2012
Posts: 252
Location: Nellis Air Force Base, United States
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Granted they come to visit , but unfortunatly you are not home to open the door.
I wish I had a straberry lollypop
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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granted but it is so small that you finish it in one lick
I wish I would not have emotional breakdowns
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2012
Posts: 645
Location: Home, United States
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Granted, but your psychiatrist sues you for PTSD after your past sessions. Then you walk into a bank during a robbery and your lack of fear irritates the robber and he shoots you. I wish all guys on Lush would take no for an answer.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 5,039
Location: Around, South Africa
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Granted, but now all the girls have to say, Yes. I wish it was a 4 day working week and a 3 day weekend.
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Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,601
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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You got it! However..... now you only get four days pay. You have to take a second job to make ends meet. So much for the long weekends. I wish I could have my own groundhog day
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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granted, but the day was September 10th and you are doomed (not) to live it over and over again!
I wish for some joy in each day of my life
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2012
Posts: 645
Location: Home, United States
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Granted, but the Joy is an obnoxious woman you can't stand. I wish everyone, people and nations, could get along without violence.
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Rank: Cock Connoisseur
Joined: 4/25/2010
Posts: 1,727
Location: Bend, United States
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Granted but everyone then stays inside and never has any contact with the outside world. World economy deteriorates as does the Governments. I wish to feel true bliss
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2012
Posts: 645
Location: Home, United States
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Granted, but that's Fort Bliss, El Paso Texas. You are dropped there naked in the sand in their 120 degree weather and fire ants attack you sweet skin. I wish Lush would fix all the technical problems it's been having lately.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 59
Location: In a chamber, waiting for fun, United States
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Granted. But you must give every active member a lap dance.
I wish I knew what I really wanted.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 7/3/2010
Posts: 28
Location: United States
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Granted. But what you want, sucks.
I wish I wasn't so hungover.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 59
Location: In a chamber, waiting for fun, United States
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Granted. But you can never drink anything except water again.
I wish I hadn't been called something that makes me feel like shit and makes me want to punch a face off.
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 1
Location: Local adult toy store
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Granted. But you have to punch them anyway!
I wish I had a better sex toy!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,356
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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Granted, but it comes attached to a guy (sorry and btw  to the forums) I wish a certain person was interested in me "that way"
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 59
Location: In a chamber, waiting for fun, United States
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Granted, but as soon as they realize it, they morph into a teacup.
I wish I had a new coffee mug.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,356
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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granted, but it is the size of a thimble.
I wish I had the new toy I just got today about a year ago
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/22/2011
Posts: 574
Location: United States
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adele wrote:I wish I had the new toy I just got today about a year ago Granted....but you lose control of that riding Tonka truck...and go boom right down the stairs!!! I wish Australia was about a 45 minute drive away!
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 59
Location: In a chamber, waiting for fun, United States
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Granted, but you only have enough fuel for a 35 minute drive.
I wish a few friends lived in the same time zone as me.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/15/2011
Posts: 136
Location: In your pants, United States
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Granted but due to scheduling conflicts they never have time to hang out with you.
I wish for a dog
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,601
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Granted, my dear, you now have a massive Irish Wolfhound. It's so hungry all the time, you need a second job to feed it. It sheds hair all over the furniture, has fleas and smells really bad. It wakes you up in the morning with a big slurp on your cheek and a huge fart. Nice puppy. I wish I knew what the future holds
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/15/2011
Posts: 136
Location: In your pants, United States
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Granted but your future involves poor investments and a trip to Thailand where you lose your wallet, your left big toe and you have a piercing on your left butt cheek
I wish for a new color for my car.
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Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,601
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Woo Hoo! Granted, my dear, it's just gotta be rainbow colored, with little butterflies and bugs, lots of little flowers, ooh! and little red hearts floating about. don't you just love it? I wish my FOUR DAY long weekend has loads of fun in it
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Joined: 8/22/2011
Posts: 574
Location: United States
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Wildcat wrote:I wish my FOUR DAY long weekend has loads of fun in it Granted....oh my...he did give you LOADS!!!!!! I wish I had a four daly long weekend.
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Joined: 12/29/2010
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Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Hardy har har.. you silly plonka, I'm going to grant you a long weekend with me so I can teach you how to spell, I might cast a spell or two while I'm at it. I wish for a foot massage
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Joined: 7/15/2011
Posts: 136
Location: In your pants, United States
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granted but it is from Bob Barker after his hands were in a large bag of ice.
I wish to have my own private island.
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Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,601
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Granted, my dear, I give you Bouvet Island... take your thermal underwear I wish for a long, uninterrupted bubble bath
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Joined: 8/22/2011
Posts: 574
Location: United States
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Wildcat wrote:I wish for a long, uninterrupted bubble bath Granted....but I'll be wearing my mask snorkle when I dive in! I wish for a naughty woman to come calling!
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