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This is dreadful  Eye halve a spelling checker It came with my pea sea It plainly marcs four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye halve run this poem threw it Eye am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My checker tolled me sew.
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Funny too sexmachine
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There was a man from nantucket....
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When told NO, asked well will you suck it ... (next line please)
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She happily obliged, with a glint in her eyes...
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And then thought, i'll fuckit 
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A new one then
A green-eyed Irish named Kelly ....
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Covered her boyfriend's cock with ky jelly
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She wasn't too fussy and quite missed her pussy
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So his cock ended up quite smelly 
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Here is a challenge then --- what can we do with this one
The bride lay on her virgin bed
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Her husband came in and asked for head?  ok, seriously now, in the tone Susan intended  her lover lay beside her, not a word was said
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Susan's turn  We should have a never ending poem thread. The only time it will finish is when the interweb is full.
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(mental message forLush .... BEAST this is a tough one)
ermmmm
The Bride lay on her virgin bed
Her husband came in and asked for head.
She turned her back, which opened her crack .....
(Lush can finish this one and start the next !!!)
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You took the smut option rather than the romantic - I'm surprised at you Susan!
Well, seeing we're going down that route:
The Bride lay on her virgin bed
Her husband came in and asked for head.
She turned her back, which opened her crack .....
So he stuck his cock up there instead
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