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I seem to have lost some of my photos on my external HD 
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,330
Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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I was only supposed to be 3 hours at work. Ends up being double of that and I didn't bring lunch. Oh, bollocks.
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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Location: United Kingdom
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clum wrote:
The boss is kind of British; she just lives in Australia, really.
Oh, bollocks; is that her coming to dish out the daily spankings? *runs*
N.B. There should be a comma after the "Oh".
It's not a necessary comma - omitting it doesn't introduce ambiguity; in fact, placing a comma in there is more likely put the emphasis on "oh" rather than "bollocks". CD was probably going along with her national anthem, which also omits the comma. Oh bollcoks, I'm showing off again
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Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 739
Location: The Naughty Mansion, Australia
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ok I've never used Bollocks before so I hope this is in the right context and I'll leave the more advanced 'Oh buggery Bollocks for another time It's Friday again. Oh Bollocks, that means little athletics with my 4 very enthusiastic kids not to mention the 100 other out of control darlings You're right Shy lass its quite liberating
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Naughtygrl73 wrote:ok I've never used Bollocks before so I hope this is in the right context and I'll leave the more advanced 'Oh buggery Bollocks for another time
It's Friday again. Oh Bollocks, that means little athletics with my 4 very enthusiastic kids not to mention the 100 other
out of control darlings
You're right Shy lass its quite liberating Perfect, you're a natural x
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 739
Location: The Naughty Mansion, Australia
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'Oh buggery Bollocks! Its school holidays I think I'm getting the hang of this 
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Joined: 11/6/2011
Posts: 995
Location: Sydney, Australia
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bollocks, tomorrow is monday...
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,289
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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BUGGERY BALLS, BOLLOCKS AND GONADS!!!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
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Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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It's 3:23 AM. Oh bollocks...
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Joined: 10/10/2012
Posts: 481
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US debates, people in general, and profound boredom. I guess we do start over again. Unfortunately.
Bollocks!
"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde
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Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,569
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Bollocks, lost my poem that I'd written for someone. Now none of us will ever see it because it's gone from my memory and from the page. Bollocks of the highest calibre. BOLLOCKS!!!!!!
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Joined: 8/17/2010
Posts: 731
Location: Over your Knee Screaming and Kicking!, United King
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Oh Bollocks can be a pain in the balls for a lot in the u.s as it's not that well used, So bollocks
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
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Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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This bollocking computer. I'm kicking it soon. It won't fucking reinstall windows, it won't do a damned thing I tell it. Why can't people keep their kids away from their computers? They just let them run riot and whack the damned things around and then call me to get it fixed. Yeah, sure, their stupidity is my gain, but for bollocking fucksake, keep yer fucking snotrags away from the laptop before they do any more damage! Stupid bollocking hard drive is deid, deid I fucking tell ya! That's gonna cost them. Maybe they'll not let their kids smack the laptop around next time, but I sincerely doubt that. Bloody crazy people, I just wanna kick them in the goolies and shout "BOLLOCKS" at them.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 5/26/2012
Posts: 54
Location: Hooterville, United States
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So while having a vasectomy yesterday, the student nurse shakily stretched across with the scissors, the radio starts to play Gotye - "But you didn't have to cut me off ..." The coincidence was quite amusing.
¡Oh Bollocks!
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Joined: 10/17/2012
Posts: 502
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My "Oh Bollocks" moment yesterday: Computer crashed in the middle of a steamy session of cyber. Talk about coitus interruptus. Oh Bollocks!
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
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Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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Too much to drink... Oh bollocks...
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
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Rank: Clever Gem
Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 1,993
Location: Exactly where I should be!, United Kingdom
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elitfromnorth wrote:Too much to drink... Oh bollocks... Oh bollocks...I hear ya Elit x
Now with audio!!!!
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seeker4 wrote:My "Oh Bollocks" moment yesterday:
Computer crashed in the middle of a steamy session of cyber. Talk about coitus interruptus.
Oh Bollocks! I hate when that happens. it's more like "no bollocks!"
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Shylass wrote: BUGGERY BALLS, BOLLOCKS AND GONADS!!! I love it when a previous post says exactly what I want to say. 
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