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lafayettemister
Posted: Saturday, October 06, 2012 10:32:36 AM

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To m lovely Bridesmaid: [Names removed to protect the brideslaves]

As you all know I picked 10 wonderful ladies to stand by my side, share and make happen my special day to Jake. Each of you individually have a reason and a special place in my heart of why I picked you to be a bridesmaid. We have set our date for Saturday, August 31, 2013 in Vail, Colorado. That seems far away but it really isn't, the earlier the planning the better. You may have already knew that my wonderful sister L— will be the Maid of Honor, she's in charge under me. Also my lovely mom will be a big help as well. L— has a big role in throwing me a bridal shower and bachelorette party, of course all of you guys do but at the end of the day shes the go to person and makes it happen.

I'm sure the bridesmaids are happy to know they have a boss to answer too

You all have a big roll in this wedding, so before we continue I'm going to be setting some ground rules and its very important you read and think about everything through before you accept this honor to be a bridesmaid. If you guys email anything I would also like you to put L— in the CC. Not all the bridesmaid need to be CC'd unless its coming from me or L—, if it something everyone needs to see then well do it. We set the date to August 31, 2013 if that's a problem we need to know NOW. Also by the end of the week we will be setting dates for the engagement party, bridal show and bachelorette party.

Honor to be a bridesmaid? Shouldn't the bride be honored to have them

Our wedding party is really the most important people at the wedding besides my self and Jake so we want every single one of our bridesmaid and grooms at our parties, I have 10 not 8 where two couldn't make it so if you already know you cant make one of the parties then we have to find someone else, not to be harsh in the slightest it would sadden me and of course you'll still be invited to our wedding, engagement ect. But it's different if your not in the wedding party and couldn't make it. We'll give everyone well advance dates for the parties and it will always fall on a weekend. The wedding as I stated will be in Vail the engagement party will either be in NY or CT and the bachelorette party will be in Vegas, cliche yeaa but I've never been.

Demanding bridesmaids be in attendance for wedding in Colorado, engagement party in NY or Connecticut, and bachelorette party in Las Vegas? I hope all her bridesmaids are filthy rich.

A few girls live out of town so if there is going to be a problem with coming to either one then I need to know now because after this week I don't want to be surprised. I would like everyone to send me any dates they are going away or planning to go away after February so if your going away in January I don't care. I want any dates from February to the day of our wedding in August, that way we know not to plan something when your away. But after this week the dates are set in stone. Also if money is tight and you cant afford to contribute to say the bachelorette party or wont be able to afford a dress etc then L— and Myself don't have time to deal with that, I'm sorry. This includes flights as well, everyone knows the states where the parties are going to be held so if you wont be able to afford a flight then that means you cant make a party which ultimately means I cant have you as a bridesmaid. Obviously we'll get the best deals and were not gonna books flights for $1000 and shit that's why were doing this in advance, that goes for bridesmaids dresses as well everything will be affordable but if you think by affordable its going to be a $25 forever 21 dress then your going to the wrong wedding.

Send dates for next year? Who plans that far ahead? If money is tight and can't afford a $1000 flight, you're bumped to guest. Her idea of affordable differs than mine.

If your out of state though don't think you have to fly in for all fittings, that we will work with you, find stores in your town, get measurements..you don't have to worry about that. Also if you accept this honor another thing is that you need to be available, I'm not going to harass you with wedding stuff every hour of everyday but if its something important and it takes you a week even 2-3 days to get back to me seeeee ya! I don't have time to wait around for responses, everyone has their phone on them, it shouldn't take you more than a day to get back to me, even if your out of the country, check your email!

If you accept this honor? Fuck you, lady. If you take a couple days to reply to one of my insane requests, you're bumped to the guest list. My time is more important than yours.

Furthermore, Ever since I could remember I have dreamed about this day all my life. I want to share it with the people that are most important to me. You only get one time to plan your dream wedding and I couldn't pick a more amazing group of girls to make that dream come true! So please, what's stated above think about it all and by Wednesday I need to know if everyone is 100% in, and what I have asked about sending me dates if your gonna be away between Feb-Aug ill need that on Wednesday. If you don't think you'll be able to attend one party but can make the rest of them I'm sorry but I'll have to take you out as a bridesmaid and put you as a guest. If you want to get back to me before Wednesday, that's fine. Really think about everything I've said. This is really going to be the most epic wedding ever so I hope you girls can share this special day with us!

Her poor husband. She's basing her entire life on the wedding day and not the actual marriage. One bridesmaid leaked this to the world and has declined to be an indentured servant. Good for her!
Love,

Bridezilla of all Bridezillas





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Posted: Saturday, October 06, 2012 10:58:30 AM

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Poor bastard. Hope she isn't this involved in the grooms side of things. I wonder if he even got to see this. If I did i might be making some hasty reconsiderations.
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Posted: Saturday, October 06, 2012 11:03:31 AM

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Jeezus, that is like an elaborate fuck you to anyone who isn't wealthy & has a life outside of being this bride's lucky friend. But I think she will have more than one wedding to plan for herself!
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Posted: Saturday, October 06, 2012 4:26:08 PM

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how is is it that she has any friends, with that attitude? if/when i get married, i'll be happy if the bridesmaids show up in jeans - having them there would be the most important thing and wow, mandatory parties in NY, Vegas, and then a wedding in CO? i'd have to take a loan just to attend her stupid parties - what a bitch.

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CurlyGirly
Posted: Saturday, October 06, 2012 8:45:12 PM

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Dear Bitchface Bride,

Thank you for the honor of being one of 10, that's right TEN, bridesmaids at the most epic wedding ever. I know you mentioned it's because I hold a special place in your heart, so you can understand why I would be distressed that I can be so easily replaced. I'm curious how you know that many people you would want in your wedding? Anyway, I'm glad you'll be at least saddened that I'll just become another guest. I guess I should be relieved that I'll still be invited and expected to give you an expensive gift, but surely it's the least I can do for you and Jake after letting you down so heinously.


As far as your ground rules, I don't really wish to be at your beck and call or email you my itinerary for the next year as much fun as that sounds. While I understand that this is YOUR dream wedding, it's certainly not MY dream, so don't expect me to bankrupt myself flying around the country throwing you parties. I don't need until Wednesday to know that I'm not the right gal to fill one of ten hideous dresses you've chosen, but thanks again for honoring me.

Sincerely,
Not So Fucking Honored

P.S. Since I'll only be a "guest" maybe I can finally wear that $25 dress I got from Forever 21?



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Nikki703
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 8:50:56 AM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
Dear Bitchface Bride,

Thank you for the honor of being one of 10, that's right TEN, bridesmaids at the most epic wedding ever. I know you mentioned it's because I hold a special place in your heart, so you can understand why I would be distressed that I can be so easily replaced. I'm curious how you know that many people you would want in your wedding? Anyway, I'm glad you'll be at least saddened that I'll just become another guest. I guess I should be relieved that I'll still be invited and expected to give you an expensive gift, but surely it's the least I can do for you and Jake after letting you down so heinously.


As far as your ground rules, I don't really wish to be at your beck and call or email you my itinerary for the next year as much fun as that sounds. While I understand that this is YOUR dream wedding, it's certainly not MY dream, so don't expect me to bankrupt myself flying around the country throwing you parties. I don't need until Wednesday to know that I'm not the right gal to fill one of ten hideous dresses you've chosen, but thanks again for honoring me.

Sincerely,
Not So Fucking Honored

P.S. Since I'll only be a "guest" maybe I can finally wear that $25 dress I got from Forever 21?


HAHA!! You were much kinder than I would have been.

What a BITCH!! She must be a Kardashian! I wonder how many women she had to honor with this request before she got 10, I mean 8 who were stupid enough to accept!

I would love to meet the groom. He has to be absolutely desperate to get married to put up with this bitch.

I have a feeling I am going to be invited to a wedding in the near future that will be similar to this!! YUK
latinfoxy
Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 8:25:27 PM

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This was hilarious!! i needed the laugh!!

How can she even find 10 people to send this letter too? i cant imagine even being a not so close friend with this girl!! and is she seriously saying that i should fly to all this places just for parties and to be on the wedding?, a schedule for what im gonna do for the next year? WTF?? i dont even know what im doing next weekend! Does she understand the concept of people having a life?

Im with Spritalicious, i would just be happy with them just been there for me on that day!

If this is the list for the bridesmaids can you imagine the mail she send to the poor sucker she is gonna marry?
elitfromnorth
Posted: Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:55:23 PM

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Dear Bridezilla

I saw your mail sent out to all your friends and I think you'll need my contact info. I'm an attorney that specializes in divorce with a good record of stripping the poor husbands clean of money. Looking from the mail you sent to your bridesmaids I think you will have need of my services sooner rather than later, unless your husband to be is an 80 year old with a heart condition. My phone number is 765-divorce and my e-mail is riphimoff @divorceattorneys.com. Best of luck with your marriage(You'll need it).

Your future divorce lawyer
Charles Andrew Sheringham Hepburn

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
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