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overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 1:09:36 AM

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Location: United Kingdom
In a bid to stop people clogging the database with account deletions, gav has developed a new feature allowing you to send a message back to yourself on the first day you joined Lush*.

What message will you send back to yourself?

This post was inspired by elitfromnorth's recent thread Your past self

[*Disclaimer: he hasn't really]

Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

Why not read some stories instead
crazydiamond
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 2:52:11 AM

Rank: Clever Gem

Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 2,285
Location: Exactly where I should be!, Canada
Hey CD! Beware of the clever arse with no shirt! Whistle

TheGulfCoaster
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 3:19:29 AM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 1/2/2011
Posts: 581
Location: Sarasota County, United States
Be careful, Lush Stories is addictive!
Mazza
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 5:56:44 AM

Rank: Mazztastic

Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 2,855
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts :-)
overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 6:24:36 AM

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Sparkle wrote:
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts :-)


Or geeks bearing GIFs

Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

Why not read some stories instead
Mazza
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 7:41:26 AM

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Posts: 2,855
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
overmykneenow wrote:


Or geeks bearing GIFs


Ain't that the truth! drunken
sweet_as_candy
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 8:27:17 AM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 5/28/2012
Posts: 2,035
Location: In the library
Do not flounce and delete your account, it clogs the database!




swollen
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 11:40:46 AM

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Joined: 5/27/2010
Posts: 997
Hey Swollen - sit back and enjoy the ride!
Dani
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 12:00:31 PM

Rank: Penguin Wrangler

Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 4,066
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Don't be so uptight. Not everyone wants to e-fuck your brains out. (But a lot do)



We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a little looney. And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV.

Nikki703
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 2:02:05 PM

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Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 12,335
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
Hey Nikki, you could have read the stories without joining. Just think of how much more work you would get done everyday if you didnt join. HAHA!!
She
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 2:02:08 PM

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Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 2,052
Location: Europe
I would say two things:
For f**sake, you are going to stick with that name, use your imagination! (in my language she sounds mysterious, why did I translate it, beats me, guess I was nervous)
And second one is, please don't be so naive, most people here are not who they are pretending to be. (I am still on this one, but I don't think there is help for me, however, I was lucky, didn't get into much troubles with idiots)
ginger86
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 2:24:03 PM

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Location: Lost, United States
ok ginger, don't take all this so serious. just sit back and have fun, you are going to meet some amazing people.

eiffel2007
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 2:56:50 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 4/13/2012
Posts: 58
Location: United Kingdom
You are going to fall in love with someone. Don't spend so long being insecure. You can trust her

Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 4:42:01 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,808
OK, some warnings: this place is addictive. Don't add THAT one, you'll know who when you see. And for fuck's sake, DO NOT DRINK AND LUSH UNLESS YOU CAN REFRAIN FROM POSTING STUFF THAT MIGHT ANNOY PEOPLE!!!! Now, have fun, Andrew, you'll meet some great mates here and you'll fall truly in love, you won't know it immediately, but you will. Oh and it won't be the one you think it's gonna be, because you're not adding that one, you hear? Now, go forth and tell some stories!
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 4:58:10 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,808
Get out while you can!!

On a side note, Fox, you will meet great friends here, but do realize not all will be to stay.

(Oh shoot, that's a hard decision with me telling myself to get out, but there are the potential of meeting great people, yeah, I didn't make that harder on myself...)

Just beware, you will have to have control, getting your work done, then lush, I repeat, WORK DONE, then Lush!

Work done, then lush,

Work done, then lush,

Work done, then lush...

˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚
And by the way, I am gaining control, just don't tell anyone it is after being here for a year haha
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 8:15:19 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 473,808
Prepare to meet some terrific people and have oodles of fun. occasion5
CleverFox
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 8:26:08 PM

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Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 465
Location: United States
Very few people here recognize sarcasm.
Naughtygrl73
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 5:44:35 AM

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Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 1,342
Location: The Naughty Mansion, Australia
Don't be shy, people will like you.
So dont take so long to relax and get out there and make some friends


keoloke
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 9:00:17 AM

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Joined: 8/12/2010
Posts: 560
Location: United States
Gurlyboy wrote:
DO NOT DRINK AND LUSH!


That's cute.



Choose n Practice Happiness

Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
Saga
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 10:30:36 AM

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Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 4,858
Location: Canada
NightFox wrote:


Just beware, you will have to have control, getting your work done, then lush, I repeat, WORK DONE, then Lush!

Work done, then lush,

Work done, then lush,

Work done, then lush...


I could not have said it better myself! Brick wall
keoloke
Posted: Sunday, September 30, 2012 8:26:30 AM

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Joined: 8/12/2010
Posts: 560
Location: United States
Dear myself

After today visit to Lush, stick with the "you seen it one you seen it all" substandard erotica websites, as they will not sequester you.
Do not visit again. Lush should be illegal, as it is an high quality, seductively addictive meeting place. The registration process should have besides a disclaimer also a post scriptum with all the possible side effects which are still being found and investigated as we speak.

It's been reported that computer keyboards and the newest cell phones have the key letter L in red. The advise here is to completely remove the above mentioned key and stick a piece of chewing gum in its place. Please do use spearmint and not bubblegum as it may bring to memory the color red.

Please be patient, a case is been build and the All Mighty Lady from Down Under, Gav (dont know who he/she is)and her followers will be brought to justice. Including the now apparent innocent kangaroos and the warm spa monkeys from the East.


ps as gurlyboy has said "don't drink and Lush"

......I think I just did.

Choose n Practice Happiness

Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
musicluver
Posted: Monday, October 01, 2012 6:09:45 PM

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Its addictive but dont forget to eat!!!!
Makavelli
Posted: Sunday, October 14, 2012 3:11:11 PM

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On Oct. 15, 2010, you are going to enter Lush as NatureBoy and ushered in a new era! Your 55 stories are going to inspired people across the world and make you a legend! Exactly two years later, you are going to exit Lush as the controversial Makavelli!

Cokeheadbarbie, CandiceSmiles, MexicanGoddess, LatinSugar, tazznjazz, kaikai012, ArtAngel, AngelHeart01, Kal-El85, Buz, Piquet, Mahir, and Lucky_Lesbian are going to make your Lush experience a great one! Therefore, have fun and avoid the bullshit! Peace!
darcyj82
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 9:00:41 AM

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Location: Indianapolis, United States
Dear Darce,

You are going to have fun here!
You are also going to find that many of those who "friend" you aren't who they appear to be.
You will tire very quickly of the constant barrage of people who want to use you for their own gratification.
However, you will get past all that and you will really enjoy the stories and the real friends you make.
Magical_felix
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 9:22:34 AM

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Location: California
Makavelli wrote:
On Oct. 15, 2010, you are going to enter Lush as NatureBoy and ushered in a new era! Your 55 stories are going to inspired people across the world and make you a legend! Exactly two years later, you are going to exit Lush as the controversial Makavelli!



Are you sure that's what you would tell yourself? You wouldn't warn yourself about certain things you did that made you change your name to Makavelli out of embarrassment? And you say you are exiting. Well, thats good.

...

I would tell myself to be nicer and more friendly.

I often give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it though. I'm like that little bitch Alice.



Makavelli
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 9:09:28 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:


Are you sure that's what you would tell yourself? You wouldn't warn yourself about certain things you did that made you change your name to Makavelli out of embarrassment? And you say you are exiting. Well, thats good.


I am not embarrassed about anything! It is easy to act tough in front of a computer, sissy! Play your games with your friends, BITCH!!! You’re nonexistence!
LadyX
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 9:24:08 PM

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Location: United States
Makavelli wrote:


I am not embarrassed about anything! It is easy to act tough in front of a computer


It's easy to do lots of dishonest things in front of a computer. You might be aware of one or two of them.

Makavelli
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 9:33:29 PM

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Don’t make comments about something you don’t know anything about, Xuani!
LadyX
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 9:34:08 PM

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Location: United States
Makavelli wrote:
Don’t make comments about something you don’t know anything about, Xuani!


You'd be wise to let this go, knowing exactly what I know.
Makavelli
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 9:41:10 PM

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