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Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Why do you ask for my opinion and then get offended when you don't like what you hear? Do you want me to lie to justify your way of thinking? If you can tell me exactly how you feel, why can't you even try to tell him. How many times do you share with him your innermost thoughts and feelings? In the end, if he pisses you off that much, leave. Don't burden me with your crap, I have enough of my own.
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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All I can hear from you is BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...  !!!!!
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Location: Been All Around The World :), Japan
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okay seriously when you make a mistake just admit it...dont make me go to the superiors and over your head...seriously your human say it and fix it..bloody jerk..lying and not doing your job. i have too much to do and i dont have time to put up with your asinine bullcrap...your lucky as hell i had a wonderful weekend with my sir or so help the gods you would have a police officer in your lobby at this moment!
Check out My latest Story and My Beloved Sir's very first story  
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Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 968
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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I don't care if you give my SO a lift to work in the morning. My bathroom is not a place for you to spank it. I have one bathroom and it takes you 30mins to wank? WTF dude? We're waiting out here to USE the bathroom for its intended purpose. I am NOT going outside to pee. BTW My poor Cosmopolitan's will never be the same. Seriously? Practice your aim. Those fucking pages are stuck together now and I am certainly NOT pulling them apart. Oh... and your random cock pictures you like to send to me via text? I've seen better on Lush.
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Posts: 3,295
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKETTYFUCKINGFUCKYFUCKAGEKNOBBINGFUCKITALL. Bollocks. 
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Rank: Lurker
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Dear ignorant loud fuck neighbors,
some people have to work tomorrow and are looking forward to some shut eye.
Yes... in case that wasn't obvious enough, that someone is ME.
Please, shut the fuck up!
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just let the whole fucking world burn. all of it. to ash.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 9/1/2012
Posts: 29
Location: Zimbabwe
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Awesome idea...
1. Taxis that stop anywhere, turn from the straight lane or turn lt from the rt turn labels. I wish you 4 flat wheels and sugar in your fuel tank...
2. Anyone that bottles feelings up and then blows a fuse for nothing... Zip it.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 9/1/2012
Posts: 29
Location: Zimbabwe
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Learn how to make your flipping mind up!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 1,846
Location: Europe
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Never mind...
it is my fault anyway..
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 9/1/2012
Posts: 29
Location: Zimbabwe
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She wrote:Never mind...
it is my fault anyway.. That's classic!
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cprivate wrote:Awesome idea...
1. Taxis that stop anywhere, turn from the straight lane or turn lt from the rt turn labels. I wish you 4 flat wheels and sugar in your fuel tank...
2. Anyone that bottles feelings up and then blows a fuse for nothing... Zip it. E'e Seems your taxis are driven by the same species of moron as ours here, we call them matatus though. They are a law unto themselves and most are owned by the corrupt traffic police anyway
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
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Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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This is a reminder for new posters about how this thread works.
sprite wrote:Ok, LMB needed a thread to just rage. Here's the rules.
1) No directing your rage at other members - this is not UFC (sorry, Doll, but it's not!).
2) No directing your rage at the site. Nicola and the mods do an amazing job here and work hard at making it this wonderful and if you don't like it, leave. This is for stuff outside the site. Stuff that you just need to vent about.
3) let it all out about the little things or the big things. That ass who took your parking spot, getting the pink slip, being sick, getting dumped, all of it, just let it go here.
4) You are not allowed to tell anyone not to be angry, to calm down. We feel how we feel. Do not try to reason with the the rage. It needs to be let loose.
5) Don't censor yourself. Let it all out.
6) Be respectful of other peoples rage. Being bitchy in public is scary. Don't belittle anyone. Ok, have fun. :)
In order to mert the effing rules of postage, I am effing raging about the state of my effing Christmas bunting, which still isn't effing finished yet! 
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Revenge stories. Not cool.
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Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 1,288
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
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Grrrr fuck bollocks cunt shit dick
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story...  Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often... |
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 3,840
Location: Gainesville, United States
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Grrrr....men. <sigh>
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Joined: 2/24/2010
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Location: Ohio
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SexOnWheels wrote:Ok, looks like I need one more post before I can post a pic up in a forum, so I'll shoot one off about my day.
Damned these 20 verbal post needed to post a pic. 
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Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,140
Location: Canada
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You are always right and I am always wrong!! Fucking asshat!!! WHATEVER!!!
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/doubt.aspx
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Location: United Kingdom
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naughtynurse wrote:Grrrr....men. <sigh> Grrrrrrrrrr Women.......double sigh
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She wrote:Never mind...
it is my fault anyway.. ahahaha, can I repeate myself?!!? really, B? Again? seriously!!? I mean come fucking on!!
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Joined: 12/13/2011
Posts: 360
Location: Pittsburgh, United States
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I'm fucking tired of doing all the dishes almost everyday. How fucking hard is for you to help out. I mean I'm not the only one that knows how to do them. And how about making me some food every once in a while. I cook for the 2 of you. Is it really the damn hard. You fucking lazy shits.
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
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Location: Wherever I lay my head, United Kingdom
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I have alot on my plate - I work late almost daily, have to go away on some weekends, family commitments, friends. The list goes on.
I am so fed up of being told I don't make enough time for you when you know how busy I am. Would you like to tell me what I should cut out to give you more attention?
It's infuriating because I'm more than happy for you to spend time with the lads or go to football games, why can't you extend the same courtesy towards me?
I'm stressed and I'm tense and I'm angry and it's unbelievable you can get under my skin this way!
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Posts: 980
Location: Lawrence, United States
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Why in the name of all that is Holy do you request friendship with someone and then completely ignore them? Just a simple checkin will be more than sufficient.
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Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,599
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Windows, you are a complete and utter cunt, to put it politely and eloquently. Trying to format a hard drive over 32GB with FAT32 is fucking impossible. Why don't you let me? Because you're a cunt, that's why. Who thought that was a good idea? Should I, as the user, not be allowed to fucking format the buggering thing how I want? Because of your complete and utter bloody incapability, I've got to download a fucking separate utility just to format the fucker with FAT32. I hate your arse! Piece of shite. Go eat yourself.
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Great, a double fucking post! Fucking technology. Why do I love you so much when I hate you just as much?
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Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 1,288
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
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Cute guy, when you come to my door to come and check the structure in my loft, can you please NOT do it when I'm wearing jogging bottoms, generally looking like crap, oh and also a bright green face mask.... *sigh*
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Life! when you kick me in the nuts..........can you at least let me get up and dust myself down before you do it again.....Ta
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Rank: Lurker
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Dear Convience Store Clerk,
You've had a bad day. We all have them. This is the part were you fucking grow up like the forty some adult you've managed to look like (that could be from your pot smoking ways, since you certainly reeked enough of it, I'm not sure, we met only today) and move on. This is not the part where you bitch about how fucking awful your entire goddamn life is to your fucking friend on the phone for ten minutes and keep giving me a finger to "Just wait a second!" This is not the part where you bitch at and about me WHILE IM STANDING RIGHT FUCKING THERE! Because you apparently lack the brain cells to understand (by the way, 'like' is not supposed to be used as often as spaces are in a report) and/or read this, I will break it down for you.
THE NEXT FUCKING TIME YOU HOLD UP YOUR FUCKING FINGER I WILL FUCKING BREAK IT OFF!
Sincerely,
One Less Customer
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