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Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 12:58:41 PM

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It gives him an enormous sense of wellbeing an connects him with his woodchuckian roots.

Who would win in a fight between the Baltic and the Mediteranean seas?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 2:42:24 PM

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Don't know, don't care.

WHO the fuck is that on your avatar???
fsharp
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 7:11:21 PM

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That is Montgomery Clift

When was the very first banana -ever, brought into the state of Wyoming?


adele
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:08:32 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
I googled this, june 12, 1918 Lfunny

Have you ever seen a purple people eater

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
poizenivy
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:20:34 PM

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Yes at a party in college....weird night man

how many chips in a 15 oz bag?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

adele
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 11:55:23 PM

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137 plus crumbs

who is buried in the tomb of the unknown soldier?

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
SirBunny
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 7:29:07 AM

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An unknown British soldier (the first). BUT, there are a number of countries that have these tombs and some have more than one.

how many eyelashes are lost in a single lifetime?




Kinky_Becky
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2012 2:52:05 AM

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Depends on who's lifetime you measure.

We all know the moon isn't made of green cheese, but what if it were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it then?

Budlee
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2012 7:48:36 AM

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Maybe just a few bites

If you had the chance to run away and start all over again from scratch, would you?
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2012 7:55:32 AM

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No it was hard enough the first time.

Why do they call it a Boston Butt when there are no pigs in Boston? .....at least not the four legged kind.
SirBunny
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 2:30:06 PM

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There must be pigs in Boston.

Have you ever tried licking the sole of your left foot?




LatinSugar
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 4:39:59 PM

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umm, well that depends on how many vodkas I have thrown back...

Have you ever played Twister naked and completely sober?



Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 8:37:22 PM

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not completely naked.....but in my underwear and yes i was sober.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:24:55 AM

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Because square boxes make much better forts....

If you could make either a chicken or penguin able to fly, which would you choose and why?
xreynolds
Posted: Friday, July 26, 2013 2:13:09 AM

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Penguin. Those guys could use a break.

If the Sun is a star, why doesn't it come out at night?

"Claire's Song" is submitted (with Audio)

Audio also has been added to "The Plain Girl"

"I gotta run now, I'm late"

Travel craziness - providing much material for Chapter Three of "Dick Wrencher and the Mystery of the Zen Mistress"!



Guest
Posted: Friday, July 26, 2013 5:46:57 AM

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The stars are always out, we just can't see them during the day because the sun is too bright. The sun doesn't "comes out" during the night because of the earth's rotation on it's axis.


How many times can you chew a piece of bubblegum before it loses it's flavour?
Nikki703
Posted: Friday, July 26, 2013 9:04:34 AM

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Bubble gum begins to lose its flavor as soon as you start chewing it.............just not all its flavor.

How many cats have lived on earth since the beginning of time?
Guest
Posted: Monday, August 26, 2013 8:42:42 AM

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Too many.


How far can I throw a ball?


DikDango
Posted: Monday, August 26, 2013 10:35:07 AM

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20 yards

If everyone in england shouted at the same time would i be able to hear them from scotland?

Guest
Posted: Monday, August 26, 2013 11:07:19 AM

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That is a tough one, how would you know who you are hearing from where? I would say Yes you would hear someone.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop?
Guest
Posted: Monday, August 26, 2013 11:15:20 AM

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I'm not sure what I like to know is how many licks does it take to get to the center of you
Felopzed
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 11:47:35 PM

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Then he would be an upchuck wood


If a turtle does not have its shell on, is it considered naked or just homeless?
LYFBUZ
Posted: Monday, September 02, 2013 1:04:52 AM

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That would be a dead turtle

If my computer, cell phone and alarm clock all chimed at the same time would the sound be better than most electronica?
SirBunny
Posted: Sunday, December 01, 2013 3:35:27 PM

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Probably not.

What profanity spews from your lips when you kick your baby toe / stand on a piece of Lego?




Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:35:08 PM

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All slurred bc of children near....fuck...god damn...mother fucking fuck

When in the throws of passion, how many people are thinking of what they need to do the following day?
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 02, 2013 10:21:24 AM

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Humm well thats not me.


What would be your ultimate encounter scenario with a lush member of your choice, but you have to be rather descriptive.
sweetaz
Posted: Saturday, December 07, 2013 3:45:14 AM

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My encounter to meet at a half way point. Find a man in holding a card with my name on it, he hands over a envelope containing directions on where to meet this mystery person. Greetings exchanged and then proceed onto the next stage whatever that maybe ... who knows dontknow



How many would or could carry this act out?
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