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tjames
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 6:24:45 PM

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until recently it was anytime anywhere I was hooked, jail, in the theater, car, class i didn't care where if i had the urge it was on!! now i'm not allowed unless i'm told to ;)
Gramps
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 6:53:01 PM

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Probably on a roof top; let it shoot over the side.
That in addition to church, desk in office and stairwell with a female co-worker

Gramps

The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 8:00:52 PM

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at the hair dresser, while i was a teenager, with my besst friends mum asking me what i was doing,[awkward] and recently at work with a client masurbating herself
NudistRob
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 9:06:32 PM

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The craziest place was at the nude beach in front of two really hot girls. It was early in the beach season and not many people were there. I had gotten hard while laying in the sun. Noticed two girls not far away and started to stroke myself. I finally got up the nerve to walk over and introduce myself. They asked if i was having fun over there? Said yes, and did it offend them? They said no so i asked if i could do it in front of them? They giggled and said sure. So i knelt in front of them and jerked off. Just as i was about to cum they asked if I minded if they took a pic. Said sure and within a few minutes i was cumming. Felt so amazing i thought i was going to pass out. they said they never had a guy do that for them before. What an experience!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 9:32:40 PM

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i masturbated in my car one night at store
Aussie07
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 2:27:34 PM

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Not that crazy but myself and my wife in our kitchen we watched each other then had a quick but her parent my parents and friends were over for a party very hot and fucken lucky not to get caught
2706ali
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 3:12:31 PM

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Location: London
In a toilet cubicle on an ice patrol ship in antartica
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 3:15:29 PM

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Masturbated while stuck in traffic on turn pike when their was a huge accident which made me sit still for most an hour. Had trucks on either side of my Sonata.
sweeter
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 12:34:16 AM

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I had to stay in the hospital with my godmother, well, didn't have to but she asked me too. Anyhow, I was so damn horny, I pulled a porn website up on my laptop and went in to her bathroom and got off. Sorry, but it was great, just a thrill I guess. But I really was horny.

Anything you think is sweet, I'm a little more than that.
flashytone
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 3:32:39 AM

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a stall in a nightclub restroom... couldn't stop thinking about picking up this fab looking girl.. didn't wan to make a fool of myself because I was so desperate! so went and whacked off... came back cool and smiling!
madbadpenguin
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 11:07:31 PM

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On a plane as it flew over the equator!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 11, 2012 6:28:08 PM

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At work while watching porn. The idea that I might get caught seemed to add to the flame burning in me.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 7:10:13 AM

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In my car while stuck in traffic
BleakMessiah
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 8:06:58 AM

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Restroom at church

" 'He rubbed her shoulders sensually,' what the Hell is that? That isn't sexy. You can't do somebody in the shoulder!"
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 8:14:32 AM

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I masturbate daily, at work in the bathroom. Also driving in my car with a skirt on!
Johnnybscared
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 8:17:50 AM

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In a graveyard at night while leaning up against a headstone
BleakMessiah
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 8:26:39 AM

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Johnnybscared wrote:
In a graveyard at night while leaning up against a headstone



In a totally unrelated matter
My "To Do List" has suddenly expanded.

" 'He rubbed her shoulders sensually,' what the Hell is that? That isn't sexy. You can't do somebody in the shoulder!"
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:10:44 PM

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Two places:

While out to dinner, short skirt and table had floor length linen. several people at the table who were talking and the guy across from me was just to gorgesous.

Girsl locker room after basketball practice in the shower.
bighead02
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 6:09:30 AM

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car on highway
banshee69
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 9:35:35 AM

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Have materbated in a theater, port-a-john, upstairs bathroom (with a toy!) with my wife downstairs, but the craziest is probably an interstate while I was driving. Have done it several times - hey, at least I'm not texting!!!
pregnantbbw22
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 12:22:45 PM

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for me it has to be the time in the car was just so horny and a public loo was just of the comp ware a guy had got me so hot a had to go to the loo and phone him and finger fuck my self while he wanked over them phone a moaned so load for him
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 3:25:03 PM

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I used to be a housekeeper for a hotel and did it in one of the rooms I was cleaning...very erotic and exciting!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 6:23:38 PM

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a sauna in prague
r2d2
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 7:52:11 PM

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Location: my bed, Iceland
Bathroom at a pool

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DakotaKid
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 8:26:48 PM

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While driving one time
in a gas station bathroom
when I was in high school, outside my parents house late at night when my gf didn't do anything for me
ShyVixen
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 9:21:36 PM

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Dressing room at a department store
The ladies room at work
markm2011
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 4:59:59 PM

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In an old fire lookout tower. wave wave wave
shaddy
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:29:37 PM

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a girl sent me a couple of pics and a short video while i was waiting for my plane back to england, had to go a wank in the toilets
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 2:31:26 PM

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Store dressing rooms a couple times, Art class room in high school, while driving, work, in a tanning bed at my moms friends house, sister inlaws bedroom with her panties, and could probley go on.
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