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This came to me when I was talking to a friend. Must have been the fresh air when I was sauntering down the road. Whatever. I tend to be struck by an idea, you see and just write whenever and wherever the feeling strikes me. I think the weirdest place for me was up a tree with the sun beating down upon me. So what say you, Lushies, where is the weirdest place you've written something?
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On the bog at work. The words were going round my head and I couldn't get rid of them until I wrote them down. There was no place to sit except there, and they wouldn't disturb me for a few minutes. I call it "Poetry Tinkling".
Oh, and the Shrubs aisle at a garden centre. When you gotta write, you gotta write!
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I write wherever and whenever possible, so I honestly can't remember all the places I have written, but one does stick out in my mind the most.
It was at the cinema watching a movie. I don't even remember the movie I was watching because an idea popped into my head and I pulled out my cell phone and went to the memo page and just started writing.
"So don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. Don't lie to me, Just get your things. I've made up your mind."
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I suppose the weirdest place I ever written a story would be when I was at my mothers and suddenly the deisre to write struck me. I try not to wait to write when it's easiest. Or the idea or desire will go away. She just assumed I was writing a letter.. :3 I wasn't caught and the story came out great!!!
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while in orientation for a job. i was bored and it just came to me so i had to write it down fast. =)
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Can't say it is overly weird, but I write in the utility room, with the washer and dryer, on an ironing board, next to the clothes hamper, because this is the closest I can get to the neighbor's house, whose WiFi I am piggy-backing on.
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For me, it was back when I was an incorrigible young teen who had aspirations of being a best selling sci-fi/fantasy author. My early attempts back then weren't erotica per se, but they did of course have some blatant spanking scenes in them. Most unusual place I can recall writing this material was either in church, or in school (which was a private Xtian school in the same church.) Since I was apparently the perfect little angel whom no one would ever suspect of having even the naughtiest of thoughts, I was able to get away with a lot back then.
Of course, it also helped that most of what I wrote was penned almost entirely in the "kid code" alphabet me and my best friend concocted, and which we often still use as the alphabet for assorted fantasy realms in our uniperverse.
Anyone who saw what I was writing would have no clue what it was, and a few just thought it was some sort of hieroglyphics. It was also a blast watching my little sister and brother frequently trying and failing to crack our code.
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The hospital; inspirattion struck me while waiting for a check-up.
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- Sat in a lounge at Schiphol airport - On a broken down coach at a petrol station in Poland - At a Steel Panther gig - My grandmothers house shylass wrote:When you gotta write, you gotta write! This
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In the stands at the hockey arena while my youngest was on the ice practicing with his team
"If you knew what you were doing you would probably be bored."
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GingerKitty wrote:This came to me when I was talking to a friend. Must have been the fresh air when I was sauntering down the road. Whatever.
I tend to be struck by an idea, you see and just write whenever and wherever the feeling strikes me. I think the weirdest place for me was up a tree with the sun beating down upon me.
So what say you, Lushies, where is the weirdest place you've written something? Fun question. Being a sinful trollop - I use to write a lot of stories during church, in the pew. My Dad was the minister, my Mom was in the choir - *shrug* What's a girl who hates being in church supposed to do?
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Church! But, My man was in the mood, And, i always want to please him!
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I write all the time; in my head if I haven't got paper / laptop handy. I wrote the first lines of my 'Lush Limericks' in my head after the bus I was on switched its engine off on the way to work (it was ahead of the timetabled schedule). Everyone else was tutting and getting frustrated while I was sitting there laughing to myself as I recited: "There once was a young girl called Annie, Who had an extraordinary fanny, When she sang a song, It sang along," over and over looking for the last line. There were lots of angry, frustrated people on that bus... and there was me annoying them even more. I actually heard someone ask, "What the hell is wrong with her?" One advantage from that little episode - no-one sits next to me any more.

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On an old reciept i had in my pocket, with a lip liner while walking the dog in the woods. I had a effing lip liner but no pen, typical. I could have used my phone i guess but all the poems I've written have been worked out on paper first, I find that better for me, the keyboard is last.
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Liz wrote:- Sat in a lounge at Schiphol airport - On a broken down coach at a petrol station in Poland - At a Steel Panther gig - My grandmothers house This Fuck the writing... YOU SAW STEEL PANTHER! Jealous
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crazydiamond wrote:Fuck the writing... YOU SAW STEEL PANTHER! Jealous Another Panther fan? YAY!!!Best gig I ever went to! If I could play my guitar like Satchel... swoonsFor those of you that aren't familiar with Steel Panther:
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Liz wrote:Another Panther fan? YAY!!!Best gig I ever went to! If I could play my guitar like Satchel... swoonsFor those of you that aren't familiar with Steel Panther: Eatin' ain't Cheatin'
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I dunno if it was the weirdest place or the weirdest thing I've ever written; however, I once printed in lipstick on a mirror in girl's bathroom: Your mother showed me her tits and offered to suck my dick. I can't hang. Have a good life Paige -- Jeff. ( I was young and idealistic and it was the 80s, yet I sometimes kind of still kick myself in the ass for that one )
The best thing you can do for your fellow, next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things to think about, but to wake things up that are in him... to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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