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one time I used batteries.
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As a teenager I used quite a lot of things. The best was an electric toothbrush. Not the bristles but the back of the head! Cucumbers went missing a few times! Marker pens and an ornament with lots of bumps on it. After I discovered men I calmed down a bit :)
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Well, my hubby really likes chocolate, and especially erm' Mars bars. I will leave the rest to your imagination.   *DISCLAIMER: this is very messy, you will be finding chocolate for days.
Now with audio!!!!
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A warm buttered corn on the cob
Frozen grapes sucked out one by one
And the butt of a pool cue, still makes me Horney when I see a guy touch it
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When I was a teen, me and a friend used a cucumber. Since then, I have not used anything really odd. I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun. Wanna know how many licks it took to get to the center? LOL 
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my fingers? haha kidding..i used to put my barbies head in me until one time it popped off inside me...freaked me out seeing the headless body come out of me...lmao.
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Mobile phone, but I suppose that's not too uncommon...is it? A friend of mine has used a ps3 controller lol
New Story - The Small Hours http://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/the-small-hours.aspx
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Nikki703 wrote:I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun. Hey, me too.  But that was loooooong ago. I'm normally not much for sticking weird things up my cootchie unless it's manufactured for that purpose.
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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before i got a dildo i used all kinds of stuff... broom handles brush handles carrots
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I once cut a hole in and old mattress and played like it was a pussy and fucked it. I was quite young then.
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I use my fingers into my lover's pussy...Ha ha.. 
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i know this weird but i had coke can inside my pussy
i am kimyy love hang out with pplz but u ignore me all the time and send me friend invite i dont know u going get delete soo fyi mosty u guys keep try add me to firends go away
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a hot dog
jelly beans
a beer bottle
a shower head
a gear shift
I once lost a strawberry in there...
....um i think i will stop there....lol
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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[quote=Nikki703]When I was a teen, me and a friend used a cucumber. Since then, I have not used anything really odd.
I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun. Wanna know how many licks it took to get to the center? LOL
YES
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Oh, God. When I started masturbating I had read somewhere that a hairbrush handle was a nice starter. ...Didn't really do much. So, I used a 1" curling iron. I wrapped it in that clear wrap for food to mimic a condemn...lol. looking back on it, I just laugh. Sometimes, when I was so horny, I'd shove it in without the wrapper... ;)
"Kiss me and you will see how important I am." --Sylvia Plath
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Nikki703 wrote:When I was a teen, me and a friend used a cucumber. Since then, I have not used anything really odd. I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun. Wanna know how many licks it took to get to the center? LOL  . How many does it take?
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 when i was a teen i found an old tree leaning on another tree and it had a hole that looked like a pussy. then i would put my dick in it and fuck it like it was a pussy. wial i was doing that people would walk bye and drive bye me.
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Wow glad to know I'm not alone in using strange objects hehe. I've used
Carrots
Cucumbers
Umbrella handles - the golfing style ones not the u shaped ones
Mini cold cans of cola
Hair brushes
Now I just use one of my vibrators :)
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-Cucumber - Carrot - A popsicle - A beer bottle - Celery - A squash too! 
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sprite wrote:a Toyota Prius. New Jersey. The space shuttle. I laughed so hard!  Get around, do we?
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sprite wrote:a Toyota Prius. New Jersey. The space shuttle.  and that's on an "off day"
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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I haven't used much. I never really thought of it. I've used my vibrators and popsicles before! : )
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Does an ex girlfriend count? She was quite strange/crazy
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sprite wrote:a Toyota Prius. New Jersey. The space shuttle. New Jersey...............EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
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Well, those of you who know me will not find the following very surprising! lol
1. Hot Dog in a condom.
2. Hot pasta (not inside me but rubbed around my lips and clit)
3. Curling tongues in a condom.
4. Hair drier.
Notice a theme?
Kimi X
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3 clean golf balls. Yes, it feels like you might imagine it would.
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When I was at college (many years ago) I had a female friend who confessed that she use the broom handle from the hall of residence cleaning cupboard. Apparently it had a hole in it and a piece of string through the hole. She found that if she wrapped the string tightly round the handle it felt nice if she used it as a toy. So, that explains why the broom was always in her room.
Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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