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doctorlove
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 6:13:30 AM

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one time I used batteries.
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Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 1:00:01 AM

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As a teenager I used quite a lot of things. The best was an electric toothbrush. Not the bristles but the back of the head! Cucumbers went missing a few times! Marker pens and an ornament with lots of bumps on it. After I discovered men I calmed down a bit :)
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Well, my hubby really likes chocolate, and especially erm' Mars bars.
I will leave the rest to your imagination. 675-lick



*DISCLAIMER: this is very messy, you will be finding chocolate for days.

Guest
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 3:02:45 AM

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A warm buttered corn on the cob

Frozen grapes sucked out one by one

And the butt of a pool cue, still makes me Horney when I see a guy touch it
Nikki703
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 9:27:00 AM

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When I was a teen, me and a friend used a cucumber. Since then, I have not used anything really odd.

I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun. Wanna know how many licks it took to get to the center? LOL

tammy_reid
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 10:45:12 AM

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my fingers? haha kidding..i used to put my barbies head in me until one time it popped off inside me...freaked me out seeing the headless body come out of me...lmao.
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Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 10:48:03 AM

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Mobile phone, but I suppose that's not too uncommon...is it? A friend of mine has used a ps3 controller lol

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CurlyGirly
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 11:00:32 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:
I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun.


Hey, me too. Embarassed But that was loooooong ago.

I'm normally not much for sticking weird things up my cootchie unless it's manufactured for that purpose.



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sexy_bi_girl
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 11:19:39 AM

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before i got a dildo i used all kinds of stuff... broom handles brush handles carrots
Green_Man
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I once cut a hole in and old mattress and played like it was a pussy and fucked it. I was quite young then.

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khalata2
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 11:47:00 AM

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I use my fingers into my lover's pussy...Ha ha.. Hugs

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kimyy
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 9:03:55 PM

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i know this weird but i had coke can inside my pussy

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Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 9:52:21 PM

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a hot dog
jelly beans
a beer bottle
a shower head
a gear shift
I once lost a strawberry in there...
....um i think i will stop there....lol

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Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 10:57:50 PM

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[quote=Nikki703]When I was a teen, me and a friend used a cucumber. Since then, I have not used anything really odd.

I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun. Wanna know how many licks it took to get to the center? LOL

YES

SexyBookWorm
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 11:04:03 PM

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Oh, God. When I started masturbating I had read somewhere that a hairbrush handle was a nice starter. ...Didn't really do much. So, I used a 1" curling iron. I wrapped it in that clear wrap for food to mimic a condemn...lol. looking back on it, I just laugh. Sometimes, when I was so horny, I'd shove it in without the wrapper... ;)

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abaseballfan
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 2:32:16 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:
When I was a teen, me and a friend used a cucumber. Since then, I have not used anything really odd.

I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun. Wanna know how many licks it took to get to the center? LOL

. How many does it take?
mlb9inchdick
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 4:43:46 AM

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b229 when i was a teen i found an old tree leaning on another tree and it had a hole that looked like a pussy. then i would put my dick in it and fuck it like it was a pussy. wial i was doing that people would walk bye and drive bye me.
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Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 2:10:08 PM

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Wow glad to know I'm not alone in using strange objects hehe. I've used

Carrots
Cucumbers
Umbrella handles - the golfing style ones not the u shaped ones
Mini cold cans of cola
Hair brushes

Now I just use one of my vibrators :)
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 2:16:17 PM

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-Cucumber
- Carrot
- A popsicle
- A beer bottle
- Celery
- A squash too!



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Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 2:19:28 PM

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 2:30:54 PM

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sprite wrote:
a Toyota Prius. New Jersey. The space shuttle.


I laughed so hard! Lfunny Get around, do we?
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Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 2:49:12 PM

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sprite wrote:
a Toyota Prius. New Jersey. The space shuttle.



laughing3 and that's on an "off day"



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Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 3:26:48 PM

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I haven't used much. I never really thought of it. I've used my vibrators and popsicles before! : )

Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 3:36:41 PM

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Does an ex girlfriend count? She was quite strange/crazy
Nikki703
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 3:44:08 PM

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sprite wrote:
a Toyota Prius. New Jersey. The space shuttle.


New Jersey...............EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 3:44:47 PM

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Well, those of you who know me will not find the following very surprising! lol

1. Hot Dog in a condom.
2. Hot pasta (not inside me but rubbed around my lips and clit)
3. Curling tongues in a condom.
4. Hair drier.

Notice a theme?

Kimi X
Budlee
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:10:04 AM

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3 clean golf balls. Yes, it feels like you might imagine it would.
Graham_X
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 3:48:07 AM

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When I was at college (many years ago) I had a female friend who confessed that she use the broom handle from the hall of residence cleaning cupboard. Apparently it had a hole in it and a piece of string through the hole. She found that if she wrapped the string tightly round the handle it felt nice if she used it as a toy.

So, that explains why the broom was always in her room.

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Dudealicious
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 1:26:34 PM

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