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Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 1:05:39 AM

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She hates me with a passion and would run far far away from me at an extremely fast pace if I threw myself at her. Liar
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 1:41:55 AM

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Was once my friend
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 4:58:19 AM

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She was Scarlett Johansson's body double in Iron Man 2
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 11:46:50 AM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Has absolutely no clue who Morpheus is he just thought it.sounded cool

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 3:28:45 PM

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She is a professor in Greek mythology
Princesscrazy
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 5:38:38 PM

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Hey, this is the guy that got caught banging Queen Elizabeth last week....It was in all the papers!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:26:40 PM

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Snuck into Buck Palace and poked one of the Queen's corgi's.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:30:14 PM

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She sunk my battleship!
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 10:36:20 PM

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is world champion womens bodybuilder

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 6:39:41 AM

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Was fired by Victoria's Secret for 'borrowing' too much of their lingerie.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 7:40:05 AM

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When I sleep over at her house, Trinket wears a chasity belt to keep me honest.
Princesscrazy
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 8:52:42 AM

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Gets scared reading Mother Goose nursery rhymes.
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 2:10:30 PM

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Is banned from shops that sell toilet rolls.


ginger86
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 5:16:33 PM

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te11 can only have sex while listening to tiptoe through the tulips by tiny tim

Princesscrazy
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 9:58:15 PM

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Laughed when "Old Yeller" died.....
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:15:00 AM

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got sent to the doghouse cause he pooped in the house
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 8:02:34 AM

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Trinket is valuable enough to purchase all of Manhattan.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 8:09:35 AM

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Lafayettemister really prefers being on the bottom.
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:04:04 PM

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Trinket orgasms every time she sneezes.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
HunniDew
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:45:39 PM

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Lucky Trinket!

LM can ONLY orgasm when he sneezes.



HunniDew
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 1:31:35 PM

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Poor Hunni. She can only orgasm when I sneeze.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 2:16:51 PM

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LM wears my worn panties to bed just to be near where my pussy has been.
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 2:47:59 PM

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That's not true because KG wears mawmaw drawers that go all the way up under her boobs.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
ginger86
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:12:32 PM

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once had sex with nikki703, couldn't sit down for a week

lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:14:45 PM

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Once had sex with LM, couldn't swallow for a week.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
ginger86
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:16:41 PM

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only because he was so small he bruised my tonsils

HiddenTalent
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:52:57 PM

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despite being warned about sucking her thumb, she insists on carrying on and now has a very wrinkly,shrivelled up one
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:54:58 PM

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because of all the time spent in the ice cold water, he now has a wrinkly,shrivelled up one.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 4:25:04 PM

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She can't help herself, wants me so bad
fantasy1234
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 5:19:38 PM

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enjoys wearing green wigs to sleep.

Love is all you need.
......
And weed.
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