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Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 2:49:55 AM

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Nervously walking into the bar , wondering who the sharks are. How are you going to make a new girl welcome
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 4:04:23 AM

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Morning, TGIF, and all that jazz/ Busty's come up with yet another pot of something sort of like coffee. Give it a try, then take two shots of Beaver Breath Brandy and check back whenever possible.

Emerald Green, welcome to this scene of old world culture and charm. Just think of Rumplations as the toxic waste dump littering the info highway running through the Land of Lush.

As for introductions: Busty serves, so to speak, as the bartender's ever feckless Seeing Eye Trollop. The barkeep, that's me, being blind as the proverbial bat and a registered dirty old man,, will probably try to pull the old, "getting To Know You Thanks To Female Anatomy By Braille, but it hasn't worked yet so no reason to start with you.

Our resident derelicts are Coma and Tose sitting over atthe the corner table. They're mostly harmeless if you stay upwind of them. Terrance the Tarantula is Chef's 'particular friend' and heads up security around here. Currently he's residing in the hot pistachio nut dispenser to discourage folks taking 'freebies' and 'cause it's nice and warm.

So, what'll you have to drink?

glasses8

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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 9:24:01 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Naughty, whatever blows up your skirt is okay by me. ;)

BTW, it's probably just my system, but the link to your e-book wouldn't work for me.

glasses8


Click the banner itself RF and thanks for looking!


Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 9:26:29 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Here ya go Rumpster. Dig in in your mind.






tell me this is in FL!!! I love good bbq and ohhh the sweet tea...


Dani
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 11:07:36 AM

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Mkay, Rump. Since it's Friday and all, I've decided to forgive you for suggesting I do that awful thing that shan't be repeated.

And I expect my drinks for the rest of the weekend to appear on your tab.Whistle



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Guest
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 4:05:47 PM

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naughtynurse wrote:


tell me this is in FL!!! I love good bbq and ohhh the sweet tea...


Yea Honey it's here. I even wrote a review for TripAdvisor on them. Dayum they were good.
As soon as the husband gets back into town, that's going to be one of the first stops. After the bedroom of course.Embarassed
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 4:58:45 PM

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And all this time here I was thinking it was chocolate that turned you women folk on, not BBQ.

Slip, if you're expecting to have your drinks charged to my tab, be prepared for a wait lasting WAY over nine months. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Poppet
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 6:34:12 PM

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So, I'm fairly new to Lush. Less then two weeks. I've been writing off and on for 7 years. I have never ever shared my stories with anyone before. Expect one.. I wrote one for my most recent ex for His birthday. I wrote it in Febuary. I am now sharing it with Lush members. I wanna brag about it a bit here so here I am to brag about it here to get the word out more.. Please read. I'd love the feedback. If it's good, I'll write more!!

It's called Forever His




Guest
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 9:18:45 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
And all this time here I was thinking it was chocolate that turned you women folk on, not BBQ.

Slip, if you're expecting to have your drinks charged to my tab, be prepared for a wait lasting WAY over nine months. ;)

glasses8



Fooled you didn't we?

Sure Poppit. We'll give it a look.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 7:46:58 AM

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Morning, lusty Lushers. There's Busty coffee that's one day old and some Danish that's probably just a bit older. Enjoy.

Welcome to Rumplations, Poppet. This is the place for pimping, whether it be stories or other things. But feel free to stop back in, even if you haven't just posted a new story.

Just so the Florida BBQ queens are up to speed on the subject, the best BBQ is TJ's Ribs in Baton Rouge. The baby-backs are downright sinfully good. Warning: it's an LSU hotbed. The display case in front includes the Heisman Trophy of LSU's Billy Cannon, plus other odds and ends such as one of Shaq's really, really big sneakers. Before you ask, no, the sneaker is not on the menu.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 10:12:56 AM

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9 months, you say? Is it pregnant??



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 1:48:01 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning, lusty Lushers. There's Busty coffee that's one day old and some Danish that's probably just a bit older. Enjoy.

Welcome to Rumplations, Poppet. This is the place for pimping, whether it be stories or other things. But feel free to stop back in, even if you haven't just posted a new story.

Just so the Florida BBQ queens are up to speed on the subject, the best BBQ is TJ's Ribs in Baton Rouge. The baby-backs are downright sinfully good. Warning: it's an LSU hotbed. The display case in front includes the Heisman Trophy of LSU's Billy Cannon, plus other odds and ends such as one of Shaq's really, really big sneakers. Before you ask, no, the sneaker is not on the menu.

glasses8


I don't care where it is or what the place is like, as long as it's clean that is, just pass the ribs. Are you inviting me over for some ribs? I haven't been on a road trip in a long time. I may have to round up my sisters here in Florida and head over that way.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 2:46:17 PM

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That would be a goodness of the first order, Chef. After recovering from TJ's Ribs, we could slide over to Cajun country for some etouffe' then work our way down to New Orleans and...s. (Busty reporting in: between LSU winning and the thought of that food, the Rumpster has spazed out. Odds are he'll be back sooner or, with luck, later.)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Poppet
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 3:32:59 PM

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Thanks! I surely will come around more. Helps me get to know other members through the forums and them me of course! I just wanna brag about my first story. I'm so proud of it!!! : D

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 7:27:26 PM

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Welcome back, Poppet. Just a sugggestion: adding a link to your story on your sig line might draw in a few more views.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 8:54:06 PM

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Good Evening my fellow Lushketeer friends...welcome there Poppet to Rumplebations, voted one of the Top Ten Bars in the forum of Lush Stories for two years running...

Anyway, did I hear somebody mention ribs? One of my favorite subjects btw...a large rack would be nice right about now...and I'm not talking about Busty, but she might do as well...

Btw...don't know if anyone noticed, but yesterday marked my three year anniversary with this fine site known throughout the free world as Lush Stories...yes, three years and I have yet to be kicked off or permanently banned...

So, I think that deserves at least a drink on the house...what say you Reverend? At least a tall mug of Beaver Breath should be in order...I'll pay you back when I get my check...in the meantime, just pad somebody's bill to cover it...shouldn't be a problem...

Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5


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seeker4
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:18:10 PM

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Barkeep, a round on me to celebrate my first story on Lush and DirtyMartini's third year on Lush Stories. And ribs sound pretty good to me, too.

Pour Wine Pint Drunk



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Dirty_D
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:39:18 PM

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I had some really lip smacking good ribs last night. :) (leftovers from some OSU tailgating!)


DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:39:24 PM

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Alright Seeker, thanks for buying a round...much appreciated...

Hmmm, let me see...in that case Rump, skip the Beaver Breath...open up that bottle of Chivas you're hiding under the bar, stick a straw in it, and pass it this way...thanks...

Yeah, thanks again Seeker...btw, if you don't mind me saying, you look a bit stoned in your profile picture...just sayin'


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Dirty_D
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:40:06 PM

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Congrats seeker!


Dirty_D
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:46:18 PM

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DM, 3 yrs huh? That's a whole lot of stories on this space ;)


seeker4
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:51:56 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Alright Seeker, thanks for buying a round...much appreciated...

Hmmm, let me see...in that case Rump, skip the Beaver Breath...open up that bottle of Chivas you're hiding under the bar, stick a straw in it, and pass it this way...thanks...

Yeah, thanks again Seeker...btw, if you don't mind me saying, you look a bit stoned in your profile picture...just sayin'


Nothin' wrong with bein' a bit stoned on a Saturday night.


Stories that satisfy about people seeking satisfaction

Satisfaction in the Park

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 6:52:49 AM

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Rejoice, dearly beloved, for the doors of the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers are open wide for all in search of solace, fellowship and a hit on the communion wine.

As Sisters Chef, Naughty Nurse, and Slippery, of our choir, The Amazing Graces, lead us in songs of Thanksgiving, while strutting their stuff in the new 'Now You See 'em, Now You Don't' choir robes, Brother Dirty Martini will slip through the stunned congregation, assisting them in tithing to the max.

Now I want everyone to give a heart felt welcome to newbies: Emerald Green, Seekers and Poppet. It might be nice if someone invited them to the Dumpster Splash-in and Baptism Services follwing the Saints game later today.

Can I have a big, AMEN?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 7:55:26 AM

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A big Amen to all,

And a nice heart felt welcome to EmeraldGreen, Poppet and Seekers as well.
A small piece of advise though, you have-ta get out a bed early to get a good drink around here,
especially when DirtyMartini is in town. Regaeman Man
It's the reason I stay up all night sometimes, just to get a seat around the place.

How about them Buckeyes Naughty N n chef!
seeker4
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 8:42:28 AM

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AAAAAAAAMEN, Rev!

Now about that communion wine...got some Merlot? Pour Wine

Hey, just did 2 loads of laundry and cleaned 3 toilets. Need a drink, to be sure.

Stories that satisfy about people seeking satisfaction

Satisfaction in the Park

Satisfaction in the Library
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 11:33:47 AM

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Seeker, I dropped a five and a comment on your impressive story. Keep up the good work.

Forgot to warn all you newbies that this joint is crawling with Ohio natives, such as Scooter, who tend to be Ohio State Buckeye devotees. I've found that keeping them in a dim room with a tall, cool drink helps, sometimes, sorta.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 1:05:10 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Seeker, I dropped a five and a comment on your impressive story. Keep up the good work.

Forgot to warn all you newbies that this joint is crawling with Ohio natives, such as Scooter, who tend to be Ohio State Buckeye devotees. I've found that keeping them in a dim room with a tall, cool drink helps, sometimes, sorta.

glasses8


Thanks, Rev. And I can handle Ohio natives. The part of Canada where I live is only safe from them because of Lake Erie.f-hihi


Stories that satisfy about people seeking satisfaction

Satisfaction in the Park

Satisfaction in the Library
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:01:26 PM

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Ramen Rev! Slide a cool one down this way. Gonna start getting a little warmer here in the sunny South. Those cool night ain't no fun without a Marine wrapped around you.
Terrance is back in the hot nut dispenser so my cleavage is a little cool. Have to dig out a turtle neck and the hot buttered rum glasses.



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 4:43:39 AM

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It's Monday morning. Do you know where your weekend went?

There's fresh, no, better make that recently brewed coffee thanks to Busty's busy, uh, let's just say Busty being busy

Sorry to hear about your chilly cleavage, Chef. Bound to be someone around here willing to lend a warm hand. Any volunteers?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 7:03:24 AM

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seeker4 wrote:


Thanks, Rev. And I can handle Ohio natives. The part of Canada where I live is only safe from them because of Lake Erie.f-hihi


LOL, hey, whats up seeker4? Us Ohio guys an gals are usually too busy plowing snow, ice fishing or building snow men to be too much trouble.
Years ago, some friends and I planned on swimming from Kelly's Island to Canada's shores, with a follow boat of course.
It's a long ways away, so thankfully we never attempted it. But my big sister Cindy married a ca-nook back some 25 years ago
and has resided in Toronto ever since. I tease her and her daughters about living in a two story igloo as often as I see them.
I did learn a bit of Canadian from this experience though.
Thats quite the story you wrote seeker,, "aye"

Good morning to ya Rump,
sure, I'll volunteer!
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