Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Members | Log In | Register

magical vinding machine Options · View
adele
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:55:54 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
I put a dollar in and out pops a magic potion that makes me 30 yrs younger and also a plane ticket that will take me to meet my soul mate

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:10:54 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,748
I put in a dollar and out came a big carrot! we need more of dese vending machines bunny
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 4:53:58 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,748
I put in a dollar and a doorway to Australia appeared. With a list of Australian lushies addresses.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 6:38:21 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,748
I put in a dollar and a talking Furi doll popped out, complete with 1000 hilarious and smart-arsed answers for the forums!
Sensei
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 10:33:16 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/16/2012
Posts: 478
Location: United States
I put an empty soda can in and a dime comes out.

Wait... They have those...

My novel, The Society, is available now in the Kindle Store: http://www.amazon.com/The-Society-ebook/dp/B00BPF9U2I
adele
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 2:27:19 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
I put in a dollar and out popped im_lush and she said she is now a lesbian!

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 4:11:55 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,748
I put a dollar in and suddenly appears a young Marlon Brando driving my personal time travelling Harley Davidson. I get to relive the best moments of my past, holding tight Brando and breathing deep in his neck between each trip.
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 6:01:37 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,748
I put a dollar in and out popped my fave lushie! (no it wasnt you Ginger Im sorry) I have to go now I'm busy..
ginger86
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 6:12:36 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 11,054
Location: Lost, United States
i put in a dollar and out popped a sexy bauble, i'm so lucky. heehee

Guest
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 7:56:13 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,748
I put a dollar in and out popped a new toy ;)
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 8:37:32 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,748
I put in a dollar and out popped Scarlette Johansson naked and wanting me......
joecap
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 7:49:20 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 9/14/2012
Posts: 53
Location: near the water, United States
WTF it won't take my dollar... Damn anyone got a newer dollar?? .... ANYONE?!
MasterJonathan
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 6:00:56 AM

Rank: Gentleman Master

Joined: 3/6/2013
Posts: 1,229
Location: God's Deep Freezer, United States
Shit! All I got on Me is 50 cents! Damn!

SugarBaby2013
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 7:22:40 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/1/2013
Posts: 2,729
Location: Chasing grizzly bears in Alaska, United States
I put a dollar in and out popped a fireman in turn-outs! evil4

youngmommy
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 8:15:58 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/3/2012
Posts: 536
Location: Narnia , United States
I get the Pulitzer Prize for erotic lit.
Users browsing this topic
Guest 


Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Main Forum RSS : RSS

Powered by Yet Another Forum.net version 1.9.1.6 (NET v4.0) - 11/14/2007
Copyright © 2003-2006 Yet Another Forum.net. All rights reserved.