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How many of you ladies would want to see a cock shot in a profile and why?
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No thanks. Save it for those who ask for it.
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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No thanks. Random cock pics are not my thing. Don't need to see your cock oozing cum, from a hundred different angles, or cock shadow puppets to show us how big it is Don't get me wrong, I love looking at the cock of that special someone I have a connection with and knowing I'm the only one who sees it. If he showed it to everyone, not so special at all.  I totally agree with NN, save it for someone who asks.
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Oh geez... Speak for yourself girls! These guys are sexy! And you can eat them.  
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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:Oh geez... Speak for yourself girls!
So much for the old saw: ' If you've seen one, you've seen them all' I had no idea that cocks were so varied.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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I would prefer not to...unless its as TheDevilsWeakness refers. :)
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken." (Simone de Beauvoir)
"The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral." (Aristippus, Ancient Greek Philosopher)
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I am not going to lie, my handsome hubby. It is not my favorite thing to look at in a guys profile. You already know what I look at. ;) The first thing I looked at on your BeNaughty profile were your eyes. :)
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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:Oh geez... Speak for yourself girls! These guys are sexy! And you can eat them. ahhh too funny! 
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Pinkluva wrote:I am not going to lie, my handsome hubby. It is not my favorite thing to look at in a guys profile. You already know what I look at. ;) The first thing I looked at on your BeNaughty profile were your eyes. :) Jesus H. Fucking keriste IV, is there nothing unshared with the freak'n world of Lush - between the two of you? You turn every thread you comment in...into a declaration of your undying lurve and unlimited thankfulness of having met the soulmate of existence - without whom you would be nothing. We get it. Actually, I got it - three fucking weeks ago. A couple of times is cute. A dozen times is monotonous. Every.Single.Time.Is............immature  
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WellMadeMale wrote:Jesus H. Fucking keriste IV, is there nothing unshared with the freak'n world of Lush - between the two of you? You turn every thread you comment in...into a declaration of your undying lurve and unlimited thankfulness of having met the soulmate of existence - without whom you would be nothing. We get it. Actually, I got it - three fucking weeks ago. A couple of times is cute. A dozen times is monotonous. Every.Single.Time.Is............immature How about you go fuck yourself. At least MY husband is getting some and not a complete asshole like you!!
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Pinkluva wrote:
How about you go fuck yourself. At least MY husband is getting some and not a complete asshole like you!!
Yeah... but we still like him. Even if he CAN fuck himself... that just adds to his allure. 
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Pinkluva wrote:
How about you go fuck yourself. At least MY husband is getting some and not a complete asshole like you!!
You go girl. That's the first original comment you've had in four fucking weeks. We need and deserve Moar of this shit. Even if you and your husband are the same person, pretending to be a couple, totally in fucking love forever and ever, amen.  *my bad. It's only been three weeks. Just seems a helluva lot longer
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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to me, it's a total turn off - seriously, i click on someone's profile and they have cock shots, i'm outta there - and i like cocks, but it's just crass, you know? oh, and wide open pussy on girls' pages, same reaction.
 Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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WellMadeMale wrote:You go girl. That's the first original comment you've had in four fucking weeks. We need and deserve Moar of this shit. Even if you and your husband are the same person, pretending to be a couple, totally in fucking love forever and ever, amen. *my bad. It's only been three weeks. Just seems a helluva lot longer At least I know how to spell. Actually look at our fucking profiles you fucking douche bag. We are NOT pretending to be anything. We are actually in love. It is sad that you don't have a woman LIKE me. GO FUCK YOUR GOD DAMN SELF, NO ONE gives a shit. Okay?!?
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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:Yeah... but we still like him. Even if he CAN fuck himself... that just adds to his allure. OH wow, YOU like him. I want to fucking kick his ass and NOW I want to kick yours. So shut the hell up.
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I suppose that cock pictures are okay on a profile if that's what you think identifies you. It's no more or less appealing than a picture of a vibrator. They are fun to play with, but not that much fun to look at.
I am a whore. Find something else to fight about. - Nell Gwyn (to her coachman, who was fighting a man for calling her a whore)
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Pinkluva wrote:
OH wow, YOU like him. I want to fucking kick his ass and NOW I want to kick yours. So shut the hell up.
chill. there's no reason to threaten violence, ok? :)
Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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I find it kind of a turn off to go into a profile and see someone's cock. More so when it is their main picture. Makes me click out and not even look at more.
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WellMadeMale wrote:
You go girl. That's the first original comment you've had in four fucking weeks. We need and deserve Moar of this shit.
Pinkluva wrote:
At least I know how to spell. Actually look at our fucking profiles you fucking douche bag. We are NOT pretending to be anything. We are actually in love. It is sad that you don't have a woman LIKE me. GO FUCK YOUR GOD DAMN SELF, NO ONE gives a shit. Okay?!?
Actually that was not a spelling mistake. CLICK ME!
Now with audio!!!!
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Pinkluva wrote:
OH wow, YOU like him. I want to fucking kick his ass and NOW I want to kick yours. So shut the hell up.
OH WOW! Aren't you the rude and ignorant one. Threaten me with violence again. I dare you. Now let me break this down so you're better able to understand. Shut up. Next time you feel that urge to declare your undying love to your husband in a public forum in all the disgusting ways that you do. Deny the urge. It's making the rest of us sick to our stomachs. There is absolutely nothing wrong with joking or teasing one another but you take it to a WHOLE 'nother level of grossness. This is a public forum and what you're doing is the equivalent of disgusting PDA. You're acting like a child and if you cannot take a bit of criticism with the tongue in cheek attitude that was presented, then YOU shut the hell up. Please. Take a joke... Don't be one.
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Pinkluva wrote:
At least I know how to spell. Actually look at our fucking profiles you fucking douche bag. We are NOT pretending to be anything. We are actually in love. It is sad that you don't have a woman LIKE me. GO FUCK YOUR GOD DAMN SELF, NO ONE gives a shit. Okay?!?
Actually, I give a shit. That's a despicable way to speak to anyone. You should apologise not only to WMM and The DevilsWeakness, but to the rest of us who've had to read your nasty, vitriolic posts... Calm yourself, woman!  As for the original question... No, I find cock pictures in a profile very unappealing (in saying that, I have seen one or two which were very artistic, but they are very few and far between), and though I don't swing that way, I wouldn't find pussy pictures attractive either. Now, in saying that, if a special someone takes a special picture FOR me, then that is a very different story (I still want it to be a nice pic though, not some fuzzy crap (I don't mean manscsaping hahahahahah))
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story...  Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
OH WOW! Aren't you the rude and ignorant one. Threaten me with violence again. I dare you.
Now let me break this down so you're better able to understand. Shut up.
Next time you feel that urge to declare your undying love to your husband in a public forum in all the disgusting ways that you do. Deny the urge. It's making the rest of us sick to our stomachs. There is absolutely nothing wrong with joking or teasing one another but you take it to a WHOLE 'nother level of grossness.
This is a public forum and what you're doing is the equivalent of disgusting PDA. You're acting like a child and if you cannot take a bit of criticism with the tongue in cheek attitude that was presented, then YOU shut the hell up. Please.
Take a joke... Don't be one.
DW, I'll gladly loan you the ten spot for this post to add to the pool!!  One last thing on the great cock pic debate. COCK is not the name of the newest Laura Ashley Wallpaper print, although you might think so visiting some Lush profiles. Hey, maybe that's a marketing idea for Nicola??
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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no thank you
but you do get a thumbs up for asking instead of just posting!! so well done
i love the first comment about saving them for those who ask....
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Pinkluva wrote:
OH wow, YOU like him. I want to fucking kick his ass and NOW I want to kick yours. So shut the hell up.
Threatening violence against other members will not be tolerated, you will not be warned again.
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crazydiamond wrote:Actually that was not a spelling mistake. CLICK ME! Who are you??? Traveling dictionary? giggles This is 3rd or 4th post today where you were giving us link to the dictionary! Thanks for that!! Beside that is very educational, it is adorable as well! That being said, I suspect those two will delete account and come back more irritating than before.. And cock in public albums, please keep them for yourself. Cock pic in private albums, only if I ask for them to see.
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Pinkluva wrote:
At least I know how to spell. Actually look at our fucking profiles you fucking douche bag. We are NOT pretending to be anything. We are actually in love. It is sad that you don't have a woman LIKE me. GO FUCK YOUR GOD DAMN SELF, NO ONE gives a shit. Okay?!?
In my experience, the more a couple professes their love on the internet the closer they are to divorcing. It's like you're trying to convince yourselves how much you love each other by posting it publicly. If you really do love each other that much, then you wouldn't need to talk about it. True love is understood, not overstated. And WMM is not a complete asshole, just maybe 40% asshole. And he's a good enough guy not to kick your ass, but your husband could pay for your mouthiness. As far as DW, my money is on her.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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COME ON PEOPLE, GROW THE FUCK UP!!
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Nikki703 wrote:COME ON PEOPLE, GROW THE FUCK UP!! I love it when she yells. It gives me shivers. On that note... I'm going to go play with my fancy cocks.
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