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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Won the lottery but blew his millions on duck calls and twinkies
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,588
Location: Alabama, United States
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Was Scarlett Johansson's butt double in "Lost In Translation"
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Joined: 3/10/2012
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Location: United States
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Loves to watch the NFL cause the guys wear such tight pants.....cringes and throws up a little in his mouth when the NFL cheerleaders are shown......You are so mixed up John
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Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,854
Location: Lost, United States
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pays for sex using food stamps he steals from the poor.
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Location: United States
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Bought sex from Ginger using those food stamps....It was fabulous!
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Posts: 3,854
Location: Lost, United States
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always ask for a discount, says since he is so small and can't go for more than 2 minutes he shouldn't have to pay the whole dollar
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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Ginger gives really good, ahem, discounts
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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Secretly longs to be Zeus
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 184
Location: United States
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Ivy is in a pair of very pretty sexy panties for her avatar....but usually Ivy's panty of choice is Depends...not because she needs them but because she feels they are sexy....poor Ivy....
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Gets nervous when she sees me walking Sniffer. 
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican) Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Steals my dirty knickers and gives them to piglet
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 327,286
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Never thinks about sex
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/26/2012
Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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likes ketchup on chocolate cake
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 6/4/2012
Posts: 55
Location: United States
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Likes Yankees
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Joined: 9/10/2010
Posts: 9,920
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Allie was a tomboy
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 6/4/2012
Posts: 55
Location: United States
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Bill cant swim
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/9/2012
Posts: 980
Location: Lawrence, United States
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Drinks only fluids through a straw to avoid swallowing the tongue stud.
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Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,895
Location: south
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Was arrested for creating a disturbance He was walking through his neighborhood dressed like alexander the great yelling veni vidi vici
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Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Led off her local marathon and caused everyone to run off at the first bend while they ogled her bum.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,161
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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He is not 'in the middle of nowhere" he is "in the middle of somewhere and has totally fallen off the edge of sanity".
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Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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walks around in granny panties and sport bra made from men's undies
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,161
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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That is NOT a pretty image in my mind........
LillyBella is quite bald and is, in fact a man.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,840
Location: In your dreams, United States
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Dreams of me every night and it gets her so wet. Yes you guessed it, it scares the pee out of her.
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Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 184
Location: United States
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Tami is not so Kinky...would rather spend Saturday night watching Walt Disney cartoons
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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Princesscrazy really is a cat lover instead of a dog lover.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/9/2012
Posts: 980
Location: Lawrence, United States
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She's really a tranny.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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he pierced his penis with the ring to keep it safe from the orks
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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she has a really hairy arse, has to get it waxed every fortnight
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Joined: 4/6/2012
Posts: 753
Location: United Kingdom
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Every week i heard you have to!
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he waxes his whole body, including eyebrows
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